John Findlay Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, redjambo said: The nouveau riche don't count, old fellow. Lend us a fiver then pal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Lend us a fiver then pal? McTeagle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, redjambo said: McTeagle! That has made me lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, John Findlay said: That has made me lmao. Ok, that definitely qualifies you as a gentleman then. Welcome to the club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, redjambo said: Ok, that definitely qualifies you as a gentleman then. Welcome to the club! Very many thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Hark at the paragons of virtue.... Thank you. I'm glad you recognise that. Personally I wouldn't go quite as far as calling us "paragons of virtue", but the sentiment is very much appreciated. Just remember, you too could drag yourself up out of the filth and be like us. It's not too late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Bugger that ! You don't know what you're missing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 So what's the latest info on Naismith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Victorian said: So what's the latest info on Naismith? Stay on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 48 minutes ago, indianajones said: Exactly. If you noticed her in your local Tesco you would probably have a quick second look up and down. This happens fairly regularly when shopping for most guys and very rarely do you get the literal wow bird in this scenario. These Dalkeith 9/10 birds do not merit a thread on kickback. 9/10 on the Dalkeith scale is pushing it as well to be honest. I'll go for an 8 with a real world score of 6.5/10. She'd get the full on 2.5" from me but she's not stunning. I most definitely would and would likely be finished in 30 seconds but there's better women to start a thread about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, No Wing Mirrors on Trains. said: That's childish. I bet you other non-football sections of football forums don't allow folk to post rubbish like this! You've spoilt the whole thread. Mods, BAN THIS POSTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, redjambo said: That's childish. I bet you other non-football sections of football forums don't allow folk to post rubbish like this! You've spoilt the whole thread. Mods, BAN THIS POSTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: 10 seconds mair like. And ye would need a plank strapped to yer arse as it would be like waving a sausage up Rose Street. There's quite a few waved their sausage up Rose Street. Me I managed a chipolata. Probably why I never got lifted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 What the **** is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Is this the thread of sanctury away from the arrogant, fascist, humourless shitehawk of biblical proportions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Mackerel Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Sounds like “I’ve no had ma hole in years” type thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Victorian said: Is this the thread of sanctury away from the arrogant, fascist, humourless shitehawk of biblical proportions? No Wing Mirrors On Trains posted about an hour ago. Back on topic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 hours ago, indianajones said: Exactly. If you noticed her in your local Tesco you would probably have a quick second look up and down. This happens fairly regularly when shopping for most guys and very rarely do you get the literal wow bird in this scenario. These Dalkeith 9/10 birds do not merit a thread on kickback. 9/10 on the Dalkeith scale is pushing it as well to be honest. I'll go for an 8 with a real world score of 6.5/10. To be fair there aren't a lot of shapely arses cruising jarnac court, - I think a 9 on the Dalkeith scale is reasonable but will also acknowledge this could well mean only a 6.5 in the normal world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Feckin Davy Crockett hat mair like... Like a coconut mat, for those of us that went to school in the 70s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, Victorian said: Is this the thread of sanctury away from the arrogant, fascist, humourless shitehawk of biblical proportions? Do you no like your wife much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Smithee said: Do you no like your wife much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Smithee said: Do you no like your wife much? YES HE BLOODY WELL DOES !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 27 minutes ago, Victorian said: Is this the thread of sanctury away from the arrogant, fascist, humourless shitehawk of biblical proportions? I don't know about the rest, but hopefully it is some sort of sanctuary. I'm genuinely nervous about posting anything else on the Naismith thread in case I get nixed. I've never seen this sort of environment on here before, to be honest - it's like being back at school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, redjambo said: I don't know about the rest, but hopefully it is some sort of sanctuary. I'm genuinely nervous about posting anything else on the Naismith thread in case I get nixed. I've never seen this sort of environment on here before, to be honest - it's like being back at school! All being driven by one [>>>><<<<] buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, redjambo said: I don't know about the rest, but hopefully it is some sort of sanctuary. I'm genuinely nervous about posting anything else on the Naismith thread in case I get nixed. I've never seen this sort of environment on here before, to be honest - it's like being back at school! I had a post pulled from that thread too. I only asked for a hottie picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Can we stop dissing the Dalkeith bursds please? Yes, I married one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Anyway, back on topic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Was it twins or triplets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Drooling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 For any of those familiar with the Rubber Bandits' 'Horse Outside' extract of lyrics Giddy up now baby, bless my soul I rode the f****r round a field back since he was a foal He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tнare na nУg He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, DETTY29 said: For any of those familiar with the Rubber Bandits' 'Horse Outside' extract of lyrics Giddy up now baby, bless my soul I rode the f****r round a field back since he was a foal He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tнare na nУg He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke Sounds like a plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Ah Billie Piper! Good Swindon lass to add to Diana **** (Dors) and Melinda Messenger, also Swindonians. A few years back,There was a picture of her aged 12 or 13 at her school in the local paper (Swindon Advertiser). A lass I used to work with knew someone who went to school with her and seemingly she was a “right stuck up cow” at school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 5 hours ago, EreWeG0.. said: Christ, how's she got a prototype of next seasons transparent away top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 6 hours ago, EreWeG0.. said: What a cracking tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, John Findlay said: What a cracking tattoo. Is it a tattoo or is it tittwo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 She's been cocked more times than Elmur Fuds shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 A box of assorted creams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Has Billie Piper signed yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Anyone who does not like this picture is either blind or bats for the other side. An utter skelp. I don't like it. The heels yes but why is she wearing clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 26 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Probably been 'stuck up' ever since as well. David Tennant has I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, VladMagic said: She's been cocked more times than Elmur Fuds shotgun. Still less than Katie Price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 46 minutes ago, Oliver Twist said: Has Billie Piper signed yet ? She was second choice to Naismith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 54 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Why has she got a Hearts badge tattoed on her raspberry ripple ?? Family friendly site. Had points for less. Can send it pm if your desperate m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: Why has she got a Hearts badge tattoed on her raspberry ripple ?? 23 minutes ago, EreWeG0.. said: Family friendly site. Had points for less. Can send it pm if your desperate m8 Don't fall for it, Jonno! I know EreWeGo - he'll just PM you the Hearts badge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 28 minutes ago, redjambo said: Don't fall for it, Jonno! I know EreWeGo - he'll just PM you the Hearts badge. For a tenner anaw. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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