Phil Dunphy Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Shameless thread looking for ideas of what to get my other half for Christmas So what's everyone getting for their significant other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Male or female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 17 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Male or female? I’ll have a female please John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I donated the cash for mine to the Little Princess charity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Single so will buy myself something instead. No idea what. Probably alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm considering something from Agent Provocateur for her, but I suppose in a roundabout way that would actually be for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 “The boy done good” standard photo of some trendy handbag or watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Watch, earrings, necklace and the standard jammies, chocolates and a bottle of fizz. I got my credit union money through in October so I am done, kids done, bursd done, parents done. Only a couple of daft wee things to get. I am quite elated with this. I now don't need to brave the city centre for any reason other than a few Christmas drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Sexton Hardcastle said: “The boy done good” standard photo of some trendy handbag or watch. horrific patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 A Hoover and a bread bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 The old favourite. Slippers and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go and **** herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 A pair of slippers and a dildo. If shes doesnae like the slippers she can go and **** herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, crunchy frog said: The old favourite. Slippers and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go and **** herself F sake ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Stephane Grappelli said: A Hoover and a bread bin. You old romantic you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 New set of Halfords Essentials wheel trims for her car and a pack of 3 Ferreros. She's getting spoilt this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 So far, she’s got some Harry Potter stuff (****ing loves it, the cliché), Dr Who book and one of those Phillips Hue Go bulbs. ****ed if I know what else to get her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Mr Sifter said: A pair of slippers and a dildo. If shes doesnae like the slippers she can go and **** herself It's a vibrator mate. She already has a dildo. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 2 hours ago, crunchy frog said: The old favourite. Slippers and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go and **** herself Ya 'ole smoothie you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, graygo said: New set of Halfords Essentials wheel trims for her car and a pack of 3 Ferreros. She's getting spoilt this year. Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Phil Dunphy said: So far, she’s got some Harry Potter stuff (****ing loves it, the cliché), Dr Who book and one of those Phillips Hue Go bulbs. ****ed if I know what else to get her. ****ed will be off the agenda if you don’t do better than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I've thought about this, thought about that but know what? I just cannot be ****ing arsed with it this year. I honestly cant. She's getting **** all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Phil Dunphy said: So far, she’s got some Harry Potter stuff (****ing loves it, the cliché), Dr Who book and one of those Phillips Hue Go bulbs. ****ed if I know what else to get her. Wrap an empty shoe box, and when she opens it and asks what it is. Well... It's an action man deserter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I think I'll get her a Big massive tele and PS4 for the living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartleys_Jam_Tart Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I've got my boyfriend Adidas trainers and a Pretty Green jacket - both bought within 5 minutes on Black Friday when I was waiting for a bus on Frederick Street. And TRNSMT tickets. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishall Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Murder mystery weekend. Get a hotel, 3 course dinner and a murder mystery with live actors etc. She loves that sort of stuff. Winnock Hotel in Drymen do a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 26 minutes ago, Hartleys_Jam_Tart said: I've got my boyfriend Adidas trainers and a Pretty Green jacket - both bought within 5 minutes on Black Friday when I was waiting for a bus on Frederick Street. And TRNSMT tickets. Done. Dumped at Xmas - Nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 No idea what to get her. She doesn't want jewellery. No point in buying her clothes. I mentioned one of they Amazon Echo things but she's convince they are used by the government to spy on people. Slippers and vibrator you say... http://gif.co/voI4.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just a card..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 My other half just wants hard cash to go and spend herself. Who said romance was dead. I'll still sneak a few in that she has in her less than subtle way dropped into conversations over the past few months. More important is the shittest present competition, this year I shall be taking the shit present I get her out of the packaging breaking it and sealing it back up. It's the little things that make Christmas special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 A dyson hairdryer, I thought they made vacuum cleaners, but hey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 A bow tied roond my welt. A massive bow. Actually we’re treating ourselves to a really fancy coffee machine so have said no prezzies. Trouble is... do we literally mean none?? Shes up the duff, so another curve ball. Some savlon for the imminent stitches maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 32 minutes ago, TheBigO said: A bow tied roond my welt. A massive bow. Actually we’re treating ourselves to a really fancy coffee machine so have said no prezzies. Trouble is... do we literally mean none?? Shes up the duff, so another curve ball. Some savlon for the imminent stitches maybe. I’d err on the side of buying her a few other pressies mate. It’s nigh on 100% certain that this is a rare occasion where no doesn’t mean no. a couple of nice coffee cups and a wee tray would be my suggestion you will be treated to the “but I told you not to get me anything’ faux outrage, but your stock will be as high as can be and a couple of forgiven drunken sessions are the least you can expect in return I have a similar statement from the missus with the sting in the tail being she also has a significant birthday on Jan 4.i have that impending doom feeling already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 Pandora Charms (got) Edinburgh Playhouse Voucher (she likes the theatre, so she can choose which show to go and see) (got) She likes candles so I'll get some Yankee scented candles or similar, maybe a gift set or might just make a selection up myself (will order by this week-end) Might get her a spa day and or a meal or two on groupon. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 My missus just got done for speeding and is shortly doing an awareness course. I will be getting her a copy of the Highway Code and if possible a "Thirty's Plenty" t-shirt. I don't have a clue what to get her and she will not give any suggestions even though I've asked twice this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Key to the dildo cabinet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 10 hours ago, NANOJAMBO said: My missus just got done for speeding and is shortly doing an awareness course. I will be getting her a copy of the Highway Code and if possible a "Thirty's Plenty" t-shirt. I don't have a clue what to get her and she will not give any suggestions even though I've asked twice this week. Get her a game to cheer her up http://www.formula1-game.com/uk/home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 hours ago, scott herbertson said: Get her a game to cheer her up http://www.formula1-game.com/uk/home She's not much of a "game" bird. I have found some nice fridge magnets and a mug with the 30mph speed limit signage adorning which should go down well with the post prandial "presents at the table" routine. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30mph-Sign-10oz-Mug-Great-30th-Birthday-Present-NEW-/250775247730 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Day ticket for NOS Alive festival in Lisbon for Pearl Jam. She can whistle for owt else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 19 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said: She's not much of a "game" bird. Why did you marry her then? (joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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