Munch Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 A. Make him our 1st choice striker. B. Give him another chance but mainly as a sub. C. Put him out on loan to develop for a season. D. Release him from his contract, so he can pursue other interests ( possible boy band singer and dancer). Or any other ideas ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rju9b_Uk8Sw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hopefully buy him a first class ticket to San Francisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rju9b_Uk8Sw That link was magic mate, the white suit would suit clum, and he kinda looks like leo a bit, yes i can see it all now, Britains got talent, performing tonight in the final CLUM. Romanov could be his manager, na he would sub him in the 6th min, pre arranged by fax of course the night before the final. Perfect.:):107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 A. Make him our 1st choice striker. B. Give him another chance but maily as a sub. C. Put him out on loan to develop for a season. D. Release him from his contract, so he can pursue other interests ( possible boy band singer and dancer). Or any other ideas ? A. He's not even a 4th choice striker. B. He's had way to many chances already. C. What team in their right mind would want him on loan. They've all seen him. D. Pay him what's left on his contract and set him free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjambo Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Could do with some of his pace and fancy steps in the Wheatfield pie stand although if you ask him for a tea, chances are you'd get a bovril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hopefully buy him a first class ticket to San Francisco. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKeXkhxiq6I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hopefully punt him into football oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Could do with some of his pace and fancy steps in the Wheatfield pie stand although if you ask him for a tea, chances are you'd get a bovril. Agreed i dont think he would get to the final of mastermind,so he really is not quallified for that position mate, plus he cant speak Polish. He has got some nifty footwork though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKeXkhxiq6I You need to have a serious word with your youtube favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 A. He's not even a 4th choice striker. B. He's had way to many chances already. C. What team in their right mind would want him on loan. They've all seen him. D. Pay him what's left on his contract and set him free. Option C. has a slight possibility, the Pars are interested in him on loan. theres always option D. the X Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Tea boy or Alloa. It's simple. But would Alloa want him? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Tea boy or Alloa. It's simple. But would Alloa want him? . How about the Tea Boy at Alloa, yes good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambmoz Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hopefully buy him a first class ticket to San Francisco. thats not near far enough!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 A. He's not even a 4th choice striker. B. He's had way to many chances already. C. What team in their right mind would want him on loan. They've all seen him. D. Pay him what's left on his contract and set him free. How about a loan deal to Kaunus, they could play Clum and big Benny together as a dream team. With Kirkus in goals, hey i could be on to something here, i may even have the right ideas to impress Romanov for managers job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 thats not near far enough!! You'll fit in well, first post a negative one:) oh as is the done thing............. hobo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hopefully punt him into football oblivion. Whats the name of the 3rd team in the pyramid? send him there that has got to be the equal to oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 thats not near far enough!! Nothing to do with the distance, i think he will fit in there just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hopefully buy him a first class ticket to San Francisco. steady on , 1st class? i was thinking more off the baggage compartment.:107years::107years::107years::107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 How about a loan deal to Kaunus, they could play Clum and big Benny together as a dream team. With Kirkus in goals, hey i could be on to something here, i may even have the right ideas to impress Romanov for managers job. Strange thing is I honestly believe Clum has what it takes to make it in Lithuania. He could be a superstar over there! Combine that with his dance moves that wouldn't look out of place and I'm sure he'd be a hit in the Vilnius night clubs too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 steady on , 1st class? i was thinking more off the baggage compartment.:107years::107years::107years::107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Currant Bun are suggesting this morning (with quotes from Brewster) that ICT are interested in signing him. As it is Elliot/The Sun I didnt think this was worthy of a new thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Nonsense Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Hopefully the new gaffer will kick him out the closet:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footieman Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 New manager......... We need to get one first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Currant Bun are suggesting this morning (with quotes from Brewster) that ICT are interested in signing him. As it is Elliot/The Sun I didnt think this was worthy of a new thread I would ofer to drive him up to ICT, and with the price of petrol thats a good offer. I would off course drop him off there, no return ticket for the Dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Hopefully buy him a first class ticket to San Francisco. Looks more like a bus ticket to Inverness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodemac Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rju9b_Uk8Sw lol ya daftie :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Whats the name of the 3rd team in the pyramid? send him there that has got to be the equal to oblivion. If last season was anything to go by the third team in the pyramid is Hearts. Why not dress him up as Tynie Tiger, mind he'd probably feck that up too, can't see him being able to do that worm shagging the pitch thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 If last season was anything to go by the third team in the pyramid is Hearts. Why not dress him up as Tynie Tiger, mind he'd probably feck that up too, can't see him being able to do that worm shagging the pitch thing There has to be a job outside football for Clum, he would make a good cabaret act at Butlins ? a few beers, and watching him singing and dancing would be a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Calum Elliot has been released by Hearts - click below to watch his response to this disappointing news: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 There has to be a job outside football for Clum, he would make a good cabaret act at Butlins ? a few beers, and watching him singing and dancing would be a good laugh. I'm going to Butlins in a fortnight, hope he's not there, he would be no good as a redcoat BTW, they have permanent smiles sewn on, his petted lip would stick out too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 A. Make him our 1st choice striker. B. Give him another chance but mainly as a sub. C. Put him out on loan to develop for a season. D. Release him from his contract, so he can pursue other interests ( possible boy band singer and dancer). Or any other ideas ? Shaggy will team him up with Pingoo or Fatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 I'm going to Butlins in a fortnight, hope he's not there, he would be no good as a redcoat BTW, they have permanent smiles sewn on, his petted lip would stick out too much. That would spoil your holiday if Clum was on stage, especially if you were trying to have a rest and get away from all this. Nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I hear he's been given the job of whipping the squad into shape for next season. Apparently he's delighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfcdarren Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Send him to I.C.T.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/i/inverness_ct/7460973.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 Send him to I.C.T.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/i/inverness_ct/7460973.stm Send him, thats too risky mate,he must be driven there and dropped off, less risk off him returning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Thing is chap's he could be at Hearts for a very long time,as he say's ,he is waiting for the "new manager" to arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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