Beast Boy Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Cool story bro but please stay on topic. It's the rules Okay. The romantic notion of national leagues dies and internationally we all find our league level. It leads to the death of the sport as we know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Muddie Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 That's better mate... In lighter news, hydrogen powered aircraft are in service to prevent the heavy air pollution that occurred due to extremely high numbers of fans flying to the Motherwell v Terek Inter-Diddy league cup final replay 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 That's better mate... In lighter news, hydrogen powered aircraft are in service to prevent the heavy air pollution that occurred due to extremely high numbers of fans flying to the Motherwell v Terek Inter-Diddy league cup final replay 2023 This "lighter news" about hydrogen... Is it on air soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Players crossing the ball will be able to get past the first defender. The equivalents of Messi will be paid in small countries rather than money. The top one will earn Uruguay plus bonuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 The Arabs get bored of football and decide to plough money into some other form of entertainment. They ditch the clubs and without them servicing the massive debts they go to the wall as transfer prices crash. It costs sky and BT billions in revenue and the TV deal falls back to where it was 10 years ago. The madness is over and football goes back to being a hard fought game instead of an easy bought game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Celtic will have received the 105th fine from Uefa for banners at European Games. Neil Lennon to get so angry that he spontaneously combusts and burns Easter road to the ground. Pedro who? Kenny Miller still leading the line for Rangers. Kris Boyd signs for his 7th spell at Kilmarnock. Farmers autocare fit a second spare tyre to Garry O'Connor's midrift. Statue of Robbie Nielson erected at Edinburgh Airport. Donald Trump buys Rangers and rebrands them as Trump Soccer. Stadium Signs in the Wheatfield continue to have the numbers backwards. The 'guest curry' offered in the Wheatfield will be Rogan Josh. Aberdeen will be ground-sharing at dens. Mixu with have his own postcode. St Mirren will still be in the lower leagues. Cathro will be Managing Juventus. French Ligue 1 clubs will still be considering a move for Djoum. Craig Levein wins the Open at Gleneagles. There is something wrong with me. I read all that and the only thing i considered implausible was the last one. It was not even Levein winning the Open that got me, it was the fact that Gleneagles isn't on the Open rota. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts_fan Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 We'll all be dead. Here here. I like to think a virus will have wiped-out humanity, perhaps leaving a bunch of tree huggers to re-populate and tell the story, allowing nature to reclaim the planet. If that doesn't happen, I'd like to see at least one non-Glaswegian club be Scottish champions. If the first to do it again could be Hearts, I'd probably die of happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 A European Super League for the elite, with B teams playing in their national leagues. The Europa will be the CL for the lesser nations, but with far less money available. As a result, Celtic will be less wealthy than they are now. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Referees will be officiating games from up in the commentary box. Footballers' boots will be spray on. FIFA will achieve their goal of having a Super League where the top 20 teams in the world trade billions for each other's players. Celtic will be excluded from the super league due to disciplinary concerns. Jack Hamilton will be playing in goals for Arbroath. Christophe Berra will have just been appointed Hearts manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I'll be retired . Scary (if I'm no died) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 The The The Rangers v4.0 will be ranting on that they want their titles back that were finally deleted from history, or they will boycott all 3rd division games and smash windaes? Coz they is Ra Peepil! And that they are playing once again they failed to win promotion? Kenny Miller wins another extension to his contract. Kris Boyd gets his hair perm dyed. Aberdeen complaining Pitoddrie is not fit for purpose, and the new super stadium will be built in Aboyne as the weather is superb there? And their fans will still be harping on about how big they were in the 80?s Stephen Thomson runs out of money and the Arabs are a long distant memory The ugly face of football has been resolved as Lennon has gone grey and showing off his new veneers, His dentist has retired on the proceeds. The Champions League is a closed shop after Barca failed to qualify one year, TV rating fall as its shit. Real Madrid pay a world record fee of 10 trillion pesetas for Jason Cummings, Cathro delighted to get his man. A documentary remembering Chelsea is aired as that bubble is well and truly bust as Abramovich moved into his Brixton care home and his executors withdraw all funding from football. The green brigade claim its all a masonic conspiracy as UEFA give them another warning, The Celtic board claim it was just Juan Ghuy and have given yet another 1 game (life ban). Kickback has a thread about getting the corners filled in? The 10-1 thread reaches 10,000 pages after the big team humiliated the wee team once again in last season Scottish cup win. Doncaster reveals the new league sponsorship with Cashconverters, we all get a massive windfall of ?68k. Strachan positive of a result against San Marino and promises we won?t be flat bottom of the qualifiers this time around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Moysey Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Jon Daly in his 11th year as interim manager. HMFC still looking for someone with experience to replace him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Scottish football will be provinicial with no places in Europe. Sevco will have been reformed maybe as Sevco II Without Sugar Daddy Farmer, Hibs have no investor, lack of support from supporters they decline but will have recovered form liquidation, playing at Meadowbank. Celtic will be playing in a European league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 A certain Antipodean poster will finally hit his target of 190,000,000 posts. He will then become our divine overlord. Meanwhile down Lochend. Hibs build a brand new 1800 seat stadium to replace the one they sold to cover Rod Petrie's legal costs after our he attacks our Champions League winning manager, Jack Hamilton. by August 2037, the stadium is yet to sell out. Is that divine overlord a paid job? Something to look forward to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Is that divine overlord a paid job? Something to look forward to. You got some catching up to do! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC86 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 We'll still be searching for a manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 The world resembles the opening scenes from terminator. Cathro is John Connor. He saved the human race, making up for his shit record at Hearts. Some posters never forgive and In protest saw of Thier legs so they can become part machine and fight against Cathro with the terminators. One poster takes it too far and saw's his own head off. As a side note, the terminators are the more short circuit type as opposed to liquid metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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