Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Don't worry about me internet dating. I'm in a terminal relationship, slowly declining into the abyss of sexlessness, lovelessness and eventual dabble into a guilt-ridden use of prostitutes. The graphic nature of my toenail removal is the least of my worries. Don't feel guilty using prostitutes, it's your womans fault in the end not yours. Escorts are brilliant anyway how else can a fat guy ride tidy 18-19year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Don't feel guilty using prostitutes, it's your womans fault in the end not yours. Escorts are brilliant anyway how else can a fat guy ride tidy 18-19year old Rohypnol and rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Don't worry about me internet dating. I'm in a terminal relationship, slowly declining into the abyss of sexlessness, lovelessness and eventual dabble into a guilt-ridden use of prostitutes. The graphic nature of my toenail removal is the least of my worries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 See folk that say you "talk the truth" when drunk, what a lot of nonsense that is. People turn into slavering arseholes, it's a nasty drug. I thought I liked my relationship til I looked at this thread this morning. I've got the fear big time today Can add "getting pished" to the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Hope you never left your phone/laptop/tablet open last night... Stop scaring me, it's not fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Someone's buying his lady a nice posh meal tonight, & a few drinks afterwards. Why? "Just 'cause!" Racking up the Brownie points for something she'll never know about. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Another vote for getting your hair cut. I end up going to different places or getting different people every time and dread the inane conversation that seems mandatory. "So what do you do? Live locally? Any plans for the weekend? Going on holiday this year?" STFU and cut my hair! I don't want to know about you and I don't want to talk about myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Someone's buying his lady a nice posh meal tonight, & a few drinks afterwards. Why? "Just 'cause!" She's going out tonight, she's going to see this thread and cheat on me, my life is over as I know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 She's going out tonight, she's going to see this thread and cheat on me, my life is over as I know it. You will be born again when she meets someone tonight and leaves you. Don't worry about being alone you have kickback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac_fae_Gillie Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Phone my mum.. I know that sounds terrible but she has early dimentia.. call goes round in loop as she asks same half dozen questions.. drives me crazy, very hard trying to end call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Phone my mum.. I know that sounds terrible but she has early dimentia.. call goes round in loop as she asks same half dozen questions.. drives me crazy, very hard trying to end call. That's a very sad situation for you Mac. Sorry to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Phone my mum.. I know that sounds terrible but she has early dimentia.. call goes round in loop as she asks same half dozen questions.. drives me crazy, very hard trying to end call. Aw man that's awful, really sorry to hear that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryJTlaw Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 go to tynecastle and watch Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Get a cleaner. Best thing I ever done, ?20 a week for a couple of hours on a Friday morning and the place is spotless when you come in on a Friday night. You have no idea how much it improves your quality of life, Ken, fella. Used to have a full time house steward. Cleanin, dishes, laundry, even shoppin when i couldnae be ersed! No in Nigeria any more but still want the perks!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Listen to Cathro's ridiculous after match interviews - so utterly depressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Drink. Jesus I hate it the next day, but I still do it to myself every ****ing weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I bought a beard trimmer off Amazon. Designer stubble for me now....the wet shaving drudge is over.....freedom!! What you have is more tramp than designer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. Sorry for your loss mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Sorry for your loss mate. Thanks mate. Saddest most heart breaking thing I've ever had to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Casual Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. Very sad, sorry to hear that. I hope you have other family that can help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Very sad, sorry to hear that. I hope you have other family that can help you. Thanks mate. My wife has been a big help and support so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. Very sorry for your loss. I went through the same seven years ago. My advice don't be afraid to grieve or cry. Also, time is indeed a great healer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Very sorry for your loss. I went through the same seven years ago. My advice don't be afraid to grieve or cry. Also, time is indeed a great healer. Thanks mate. I'm still in a bit of a daze just now, truth be told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Thanks mate. I'm still in a bit of a daze just now, truth be told. You have a pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Shit. Sorry to hear that, Disco. Thanks Barack. Appreciated mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I'm very sorry to hear about your loss. I went through this a few years ago. It can all seem a bit overwhelming but I found the people you deal with - undertaker, registrar, solicitor, pension & bank people etc are all really good and helpful. they know what to do. As for the funeral itself you just go into automatic mode (I've heard a few people say that). Have any of your mates lost a parent? Talk to them too - it really helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle1990 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Following hearts right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I'm very sorry to hear about your loss. I went through this a few years ago. It can all seem a bit overwhelming but I found the people you deal with - undertaker, registrar, solicitor, pension & bank people etc are all really good and helpful. they know what to do. As for the funeral itself you just go into automatic mode (I've heard a few people say that). Have any of your mates lost a parent? Talk to them too - it really helps. Thanks. I lost my mum about 15 years ago. Different situation though, It was quite sudden and she passed away within 24 hours of being taken ill. Like you say, I went into 'automatic mode' for her funeral. Only trouble with that is I can't recall the event as well as I'd like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. thoughts are with you mate, I have spent a lot of time there in the last week as well as my mother in law is there, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 thoughts are with you mate, I have spent a lot of time there in the last week as well as my mother in law is there, Thanks mate. Sympathies with you as well. Hope she's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Be careful what you wish for. I went for a haircut today and my bald spot is reaching epic proportions. I almost wished he hadn't done the mirror at the back of the head thing. I have a thick head of brown hair. Hardly even going grey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I have a thick head of brown hair. Hardly even going grey. You will:-0) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 You will:-0) Better be soon, cos I'm getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. FFS sorry to hear that bud, the rest of our shite seems very petty in comparison. Strength to your elbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 FFS sorry to hear that bud, the rest of our shite seems very petty in comparison. Strength to your elbow. Cheers mate. Certainly gives you a different perspective from the norm on our ongoing situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 What you have is more tramp than designer. I'd say more Hobo-chique..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. Went through the exact same thing as you last September also at the Western, so know what you are going through. A truly horrible and eye opening experience. Also an only child so had all the arrangements etc. to do myself because my mum wasn't up to it. My way to deal with it was to take one day at a time and do one thing at a time. In a bizzare way it was better like that in that it kept me busy leading up to the funeral. Sorry for your loss mate, and hope everything goes as well as it can at the funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Went through the exact same thing as you last September also at the Western, so know what you are going through. A truly horrible and eye opening experience. Also an only child so had all the arrangements etc. to do myself because my mum wasn't up to it. My way to deal with it was to take one day at a time and do one thing at a time. In a bizzare way it was better like that in that it kept me busy leading up to the funeral. Sorry for your loss mate, and hope everything goes as well as it can at the funeral. Thanks mate. Worst thing at the moment is the walking about in a daze. Awful, awful feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Thanks mate. Worst thing at the moment is the walking about in a daze. Awful, awful feeling. Yeah, know what you mean about walking about in a daze. Hard to take it in that it has actually happened. Stay strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Yeah, know what you mean about walking about in a daze. Hard to take it in that it has actually happened. Stay strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Living in East Lothian I need to drive round the city bypass if I am working west or north. I effin hate that road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Having family come to stay. My sister lives in Australia, her, her husband and 3 year old are over for a visit. My nephew is a brat. Doesn't do anything he's told to and has massive tantrums. I've been told I'm not allowed to tell him off and it's driving me mad. He gets toys and treats even when he's been a wee shite all day. I love them but won't be too sad when they leave next Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Having family come to stay. My sister lives in Australia, her, her husband and 3 year old are over for a visit. My nephew is a brat. Doesn't do anything he's told to and has massive tantrums. I've been told I'm not allowed to tell him off and it's driving me mad. He gets toys and treats even when he's been a wee shite all day. I love them but won't be too sad when they leave next Wednesday. I hate parents who think their crotch spawn are the best thing in the world, refuse to discipline their children over anything, and constantly reward them even though they've done nothing to deserve it. The worst thing is giving them empty threats - if you don't do this, I'll take XYZ away". It never happens, and kids quickly learn that there are no consequences to anything. I was raised under the the threat of a beating, and knew never to talk back to my parents, and that I'd better behave. Seems to be lacking in the so called "Modern Parenting". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Squeeze through that bloody tiny turnstile at the Wheatfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. Just read this and would like to add my condolences. So sorry to hear of your loss. Take care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Just read this and would like to add my condolences. So sorry to hear of your loss. Take care. Thanks Morgan. Life's a blizzard of phone calls and arrangements at the moment but I'm not looking forward to it all being over and having time to think. Life does and has to go on though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Just spent a week (Friday to Friday) in the Western General with my dad watching him slowly die. Now got the funeral arrangements to look forward to. As I'm an only child this all falls to me. Things You Have To Do But Hate indeed. Aw shit, I'm sorry to hear that mate. Hope you're doing ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 robroy1874 - I'm with you on the turnstile thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 robroy1874 - I'm with you on the turnstile thing. Thought i was putting a bit weight on, but no trouble with the turnstyle yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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