merrymac Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 How very very ironic - only the wee team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db211833 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 And after having just watched the obligatory YouTube, he looks honking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son Of Anarchy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Maybe they've started taking refugees in, or is that just from Czech republic? Scummy hobbit ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Telly teef clueless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 It's part payment for all the grassing emails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 So the flairmeisters have signed a 6ft 3 Lithuanian carthorse. Kick and chase hoofball at the Giro dome next year. rancid bunch of tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 It's part payment for all the grassing emails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 Paid for by the Proclaimers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highway Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Hope he gets stamped on in a semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Raising money, buying Lithuanian's.. Petrie will buy a submarine soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Raising money, buying Lithuanian's.. Petrie will buy a submarine soon. Tick Tock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 The Hivs thing is chronic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 The Hivs thing is chronic. Sorry - you obviously prefer Hibernian FC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 The Hivs thing is chronic. Hope your being negative;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Tbf, the boy has a very impressive goals/ game record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Faceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Tbf, the boy has a very impressive goals/ game record. Thought you were taking the piss, but you're right. Very good at club level, and has scored 29 in 33 for his country. We'd all be spunking ourselves if we'd announced someone with that record. Still doesn't stop me from hoping he gets amnesia at Hibs and forgets what a football looks like, leading to an unsurpassable record of own goals scored in an Edinburgh Derby. The boy is called Deivydas Matulevicius for anyone interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Thought you were taking the piss, but you're right. Very good at club level, and has scored 29 in 33 for his country. We'd all be spunking ourselves if we'd announced someone with that record. Still doesn't stop me from hoping he gets amnesia at Hibs and forgets what a football looks like, leading to an unsurpassable record of own goals scored in an Edinburgh Derby. The boy is called Deivydas Matulevicius for anyone interested. Not very good at al 2012? Lithuania played 33 (5 goals) Last year 4 goals in 15 games for his club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Hope your being negative;-) No...pedantic. *you're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Folk editing wiki pages to make new signings look good is a tragic part of modern football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Thought you were taking the piss, but you're right. Very good at club level, and has scored 29 in 33 for his country. We'd all be spunking ourselves if we'd announced someone with that record. Still doesn't stop me from hoping he gets amnesia at Hibs and forgets what a football looks like, leading to an unsurpassable record of own goals scored in an Edinburgh Derby. The boy is called Deivydas Matulevicius for anyone interested. 5 in 33. Close but you hit the post on that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Not very good at al 2012? Lithuania played 33 (5 goals) Last year 4 goals in 15 games for his club 14 in 15 last year. his record is pretty good overall. Maybe someone has funked with wiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Thought you were taking the piss, but you're right. Very good at club level, and has scored 29 in 33 for his country. We'd all be spunking ourselves if we'd announced someone with that record. Still doesn't stop me from hoping he gets amnesia at Hibs and forgets what a football looks like, leading to an unsurpassable record of own goals scored in an Edinburgh Derby. The boy is called Deivydas Matulevicius for anyone interested. Where did you get those stats? I'm seeing 5 in 33 for his country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 Folk editing wiki pages to make new signings look good is a tragic part of modern football. 7 goals in 30 games last season in Belgium - not exactly earth shattering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 14 in 15 last year. his record is pretty good overall. Maybe someone has funked with wiki. Someone's editing it... possibly The Proclaimers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 He's 4ft 10 apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 He's 4ft 10 apparently. Big fisicul player !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I think Benuisis(sp) had a great strike rate in Lithuania. Meant nothing when he got here. Did he actually score for Hearts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 His 5 goals internationally were against Latvia, Luxembourg, San Marino, UAE and Lichtenstein. He hasn't started an international since 2015 or scored in one since 2014 Here are his stats - definitely a huge 4 goal haul last year for his new team - 3 for the previous team in the Roumanian League - he seems to change teams a lot http://www.national-football-teams.com/player/47773/Deivydas_Matulevicius.html That's not to say he''s mince, but he's clearly not top drawer either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 5 in 33. Close but you hit the post on that one The already existing shame just made a million times worse with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 He's 4ft 10 apparently. 6ft 2" going by Wikipedia. Mind that Hibs fan who wrote to the President of Lithuania and later Tweeted him "what the **** is going on?" when our CVA went through . Idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Can't believe I got reeled in with that one. Bet you some wee junkie ******* is thrashing themselves about it on incestiswincest.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Could be one of Vlad's undercover agents, sent to troll the H1b5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubyruby Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 The other hibernians are getting beat tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Can't believe I got reeled in with that one. Bet you some wee junkie ******* is thrashing themselves about it on incestiswincest.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 6ft 2" going by Wikipedia. Mind that Hibs fan who wrote to the President of Lithuania and later Tweeted him "what the **** is going on?" when our CVA went through . Idiots. Can someone post "The Letter"? This seems as good a thread as any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 They had that boy Trakys too a few year back. Hopefully this boy is as pish as he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deid Heid Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Raising money, buying Lithuanian's.. Petrie will buy a submarine soon. To complement the one in the dumpster's panties? Edit: NOT ITK on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nijambo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Clearly they've signed a poor man's Simon Church here. Struggling to sign players obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Rudi'sleftfoot, on 19 Jul 2017 - 8:36 PM, said: Raising money, buying Lithuanian's.. Petrie will buy a submarine soon. Maybe someone will periscope that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Wont be long till its Deivydas mutualeaveus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Wont be long till its Deivydas mutualeaveus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2205ian Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Wont be long till its Deivydas mutualeaveus More likely he will be known by his squad number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Can someone post "The Letter"? This seems as good a thread as any http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/155724-that-letter/ :rofl: A tragic man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 2205ian, on 19 Jul 2017 - 9:41 PM, said:More likely he will be known by his squad number Yep Collum will struggle with that name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastonbury jambo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Fuzzycowskidz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Clearly they've signed a poor man's Simon Church here. Struggling to sign players obviously. Probably plan C after Lafferty and Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 To complement the one in the dumpster's panties? Edit: NOT ITK on this one. Eh! I don't want to scratch the surface of that thinking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Probably plan C after Lafferty and Church. Yip, they're living on a prayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Fuzzycowskidz... Aye, yer back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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