Stephane Grappelli Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 (edited) "I left with the best man's number." Did you ****! Edited March 12, 2017 by The Gorgie Gatsby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I actually say that out loud every time I see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 I actually say that out loud every time I see it. It's just the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 What about the hand spasms one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 "I left with the best man's number." Did you ****! "The number you have dialed has not been recognised" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerjames398 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Haha I don't feel so bad now ,thought it was just me who called bull shit on that ad[emoji23] [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Haha I don't feel so bad now ,thought it was just me who called bull shit on that ad[emoji23] [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk Nah,you're just one of a number of shan ***** that frequent JKB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Always loved the flake adverts going back to 80s......The one with the beautiful gipsy girl on the back of the caravan....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I hate that stuck up bitch I the maltesers advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Warning. Not suitable for children, but didn't ITV give these guys an early Sunday evening slot? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yGJkTBdywng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 "Guiltyyyy" Oh, sod off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Cringey as **** advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I know its wrong but I always she's like a rugby ball and I skelp her over for a conversion from the halfway line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I find adverts by and large down right offensive and flick the channel over when they are on most times Who in there right mind would get themselves in a state over a small sweetie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Could draw you a better looking girl on a pavement with a piece of chalk! Advert is rank rotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I find adverts by and large down right offensive and flick the channel over when they are on most times Who in there right mind would get themselves in a state over a small sweetie Who's getting themselves in a state? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 What about the hand spasms one? I don't think that one's shown as much, does she imply she's amazing at chugging or something like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I find adverts by and large down right offensive and flick the channel over when they are on most times Who in there right mind would get themselves in a state over a small sweetie Small sweetie? Are you referring to the malteser or the midget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Small sweetie? Are you referring to the malteser or the midget? No watched the advert TBH but the sweetie it was I'd like to see the Proclaimers do a Malteser advert with a Midget..I'd watch that Adverts bug me though and I dodge them like a bullet if I can Never in my life has a Malteser been the most important part of my day and never will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I don't think that one's shown as much, does she imply she's amazing at chugging or something like that? Basically implies that she tossed him off through having a hand spasm and she shakes her bag of maltesers around until they all fly out the packet to symbolise the action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Basically implies that she tossed him off through having a hand spasm and she shakes her bag of maltesers around until they all fly out the packet to symbolise the action. Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 No watched the advert TBH but the sweetie it was I'd like to see the Proclaimers do a Malteser advert with a Midget..I'd watch that Adverts bug me though and I dodge them like a bullet if I can Never in my life has a Malteser been the most important part of my day and never will Yet here you are, posting on a thread and getting upset over an advert you've never seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Yet here you are, posting on a thread and getting upset over an advert you've never seen. I have seen it only messing as I know some arseholes on here really do take things seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I find adverts by and large down right offensive and flick the channel over when they are on most times Who in there right mind would get themselves in a state over a small sweetie Probably the same type of folk who find adverts downright offensive and have to turn the tv over when they're on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Basically implies that she tossed him off through having a hand spasm and she shakes her bag of maltesers around until they all fly out the packet to symbolise the action. Ha, just found it on YouTube. Seems to be another one about a dog eating someone's hearing aid. Not sure why all Malteser adverts seem to suddenly revolve around disability though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Ha, just found it on YouTube. Seems to be another one about a dog eating someone's hearing aid. Not sure why all Malteser adverts seem to suddenly revolve around disability though... Launched during the paralympics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Launched during the paralympics The adverts or the midget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Probably the same type of folk who find adverts downright offensive and have to turn the tv over when they're on Funny laughed at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 The adverts or the midget? that would have been a brilliant feature for the opening ceremony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 I find adverts by and large down right offensive and flick the channel over when they are on most times Who in there right mind would get themselves in a state over a small sweetie Over sensitive "That's my bird in the advert" type post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Get her pumped? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Over sensitive "That's my bird in the advert" type post. I dont have a girl friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltan socrates Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 If, IF she did walk/roll away with the best mans number then the reception must have been held in the mos eisley cantina Let down her tyres for lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 I dont have a girl friend And yet there's a lassie on telly claiming that you gave her your number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 If, IF she did walk/roll away with the best mans number then the reception must have been held in the mos eisley cantina Let down her tyres for lying Cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 a small sweetie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Over sensitive "That's my bird in the advert" type post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 Cruel But fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Ads seem to be deliberately weird and creepy these days. Must be a marketing thing. "irritating the viewer sells" or something like that. I like Maltesers but I don't believe an obnoxious disabled woman has made me buy more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Ads seem to be deliberately weird and creepy these days. Must be a marketing thing. "irritating the viewer sells" or something like that. I like Maltesers but I don't believe an obnoxious disabled woman has made me buy more. Why? She's hidden is special bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 (edited) Malteaser party Edited March 12, 2017 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Basically implies that she tossed him off through having a hand spasm and she shakes her bag of maltesers around until they all fly out the packet to symbolise the action. A little unrelated, but what about the confused.com advert with that stupid robot, where it catches a woman giving her man a gam in the car. The company claimed she was tying her shoelace, but still changed the advert so that they were only kissing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltan socrates Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Malteaser party Terrahawks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerjames398 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 She's a ringer for the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King prawn Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Cringey as **** advert. It really is. Hate seeing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 done worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 done worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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