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3 hours ago, cosanostra said:

I'm nowhere near ready to see them fall off a cliff. 

 

When you say that, do you mean the wrestlers or the Conservative government?  :whistling: 

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cosanostra
13 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

When you say that, do you mean the wrestlers or the Conservative government?  :whistling: 

 

How the hell did I manage that? 🤣

That was intended for the boxing / MMA thread.

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8 minutes ago, cosanostra said:

 

How the hell did I manage that? 🤣

That was intended for the boxing / MMA thread.

 

🤷‍♂️ :laugh: 

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The Mighty Thor
4 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

We do have a schmoz of daily obsessed posters on this thread 

Every single day soft lad

 

Every day. 

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The Real Maroonblood
4 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

We do have a schmoz of daily obsessed posters on this thread 

:rofl:
Says the Troll.

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I P Knightley
3 hours ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Every single day soft lad

 

Every day. 

I like Best for Britain but the scansion grates. 

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The Mighty Thor
1 hour ago, I P Knightley said:

I like Best for Britain but the scansion grates. 

If i knew what 'scansion' was i'd probbaly hate it too. 

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I P Knightley
1 hour ago, The Mighty Thor said:

If i knew what 'scansion' was i'd probbaly hate it too. 

The poem doesn't scan. 

 

This would:

 

Roses are dead

Violets are dear

We said this would happen

You said, "Project Fear!"

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The Mighty Thor
53 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

The poem doesn't scan. 

 

This would:

 

Roses are dead

Violets are dear

We said this would happen

You said, "Project Fear!"

It was a pish attempt at sarc'scansion'asm ☹️

 

 

I had to Google it 

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I P Knightley
4 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

It was a pish attempt at sarc'scansion'asm ☹️

 

 

I had to Google it 

:biglaugh:

No need for Google when you've got all your JKB buddies here to help. 

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The Mighty Thor
1 hour ago, I P Knightley said:

:biglaugh:

No need for Google when you've got all your JKB buddies here to help. 

A less reliable parcel of rogues you'll struggle to find 😂

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The Mighty Thor

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On the very morning that our economy slips into a recession.

 

onwards and upwards comrades

 

:greggy:

 

 

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i wish jj was my dad
50 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

And we have more people despite leaving the EU to take back control? 

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The Mighty Thor
15 minutes ago, i wish jj was my dad said:

And we have more people despite leaving the EU to take back control? 

The main increase in numbers is not from EU migrants or, despite what the racists will tell you, the poor ****s risking the channel on a lilo. 

 

 

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The Mighty Thor
Just now, Mikey1874 said:

Worst set of figures since 1955.

 

 

 

How on earth are they going to polish this particular jobby?

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Mikey1874
4 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

 

How on earth are they going to polish this particular jobby?

 

Helpful media will downplay it. 

 

Move on quickly. Though the by-election results probably don't help.

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Victorian
8 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Biggest rise in two-year fixed mortgage rates since last July

 

https://news.sky.com/story/inflation-uk-latest-interest-rates-sky-news-money-blog-live-13040934?postid=7231272#liveblog-body

 

Onwards and upwards comrades

 

:greggy:

 

It'll be leftist financial markets orthodoxy wot must be challenged and smashed.  Maybe more trickle down tax cuts funded by issuing gilts.  

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Bull's-eye
39 minutes ago, Victorian said:

We probably need another lecture from Professor Truss of The Trumpton School of Bleakonomics.

 

Better than your daily slavers, sorry lectures, i meant lectures. Forgive me.

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48 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

 

How on earth are they going to polish this particular jobby?

 

It's all down to an international Marxist conspiracy aimed at the UK, fronted by the IMF, The Bank of England, The UK Supreme Court, Carol Vorderman, Gary Lineker and The Bloody EU.

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Mikey1874

BBC News go with Japan and Britain entering recession. 

 

After leading with 2 stories from Israel. 

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6 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

BBC News go with Japan and Britain entering recession. 

 

After leading with 2 stories from Israel. 

You can imagine the BBC hacks frantically hunting around for another economy in recession so the Tory apologists have something utterly irrelevant to point to. 

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Mikey1874
2 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

You can imagine the BBC hacks frantically hunting around for another economy in recession so the Tory apologists have something utterly irrelevant to point to. 

 

Have brought someone decent on though to explain the underlying problems. Lack of investment and chronic poverty. 

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Victorian
2 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

Have brought someone decent on though to explain the underlying problems. Lack of investment and chronic poverty. 

 

Speaking of chronic poverty,  Direct Debit defaults have risen markedly recently.  Another indicator that the real economy is in dire straits.

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The Mighty Thor
1 minute ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

Have brought someone decent on though to explain the underlying problems. Lack of investment and chronic poverty. 

 

So the choice facing Osborne in 2010 was to stimulate pur economy by spending our way out of trouble using the ridiculously cheap money at that time, improving infrastructure and services ready for the next growth cycle, or cut everything to the bone with 14 years of Austerity. 

 

Political dogma won and the we are reaping what these ****s sowed.  

 

 

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Gundermann

:yas:

 

THERE will be no Scottish Tory MPs in the House of Commons after the next General Election, according to a new poll.

The SNP would also once again emerge as the largest party north of the Border, securing a majority of 40 seats, with Labour returning 13 and the LibDems four. 

The Daily Mirror poll, carried out by Find Out Now and Electoral Calculus, saw 18,000 voters surveyed across the UK over the last three weeks.

The mega-poll will make grim reading for Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross, with his party set to be decimated north of the Border. 

 

READ MORE: SNP to heap fresh pressure on Labour as ceasefire vote confirmed

We previously reported how First Minister Humza Yousaf launched the SNP's election campaign with a call to "make Scotland Tory-free". 

The Tories are also set for a crushing defeat across the rest of the UK, which could see the party under Rishi Sunak lose three-quarters of their seats. 

 

It would be the first time the Tories had not returned any MPs in Scotland since Tony Blair's New Labour landslide in 1997. 

The Daily Mirror poll projected the outcome of all 650 constituencies across the UK using the MRP (multi-level regression and post-stratification) method to predict individual seats. 

 

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24120572.poll-tories-wiped-scotland-next-general-election/

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Mikey1874
42 minutes ago, Victorian said:

 

Speaking of chronic poverty,  Direct Debit defaults have risen markedly recently.  Another indicator that the real economy is in dire straits.

 

This is the problem Rishi has in all his cheery talk about turning it around. The crucial middle income group of voters are struggling. From a lot of different angles. Even with prices stabilising. 

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44 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

 

So the choice facing Osborne in 2010 was to stimulate pur economy by spending our way out of trouble using the ridiculously cheap money at that time, improving infrastructure and services ready for the next growth cycle, or cut everything to the bone with 14 years of Austerity. 

 

Political dogma won and the we are reaping what these ****s sowed.  

 

 

 

That's right. Basically why we are where we are. Dogma and politics. Nothing to do with good economic choices. 

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joondalupjambo

Where is soft lad when you need him to balance up the arguments?

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The Mighty Thor
4 minutes ago, joondalupjambo said:

Where is soft lad when you need him to balance up the arguments?

 

Fair comment. 

 

:greggy:

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I'm struck by the MSM describing this as a "technical recession".  There is nothing technical about it. The economy contracted over the last six months of 2023.

 

Then there is that bastion of independence, the BBC, proclaiming this is the "mildest" start to a recession in 50 years.

Mildest start to a recession in 50 years

The economy has shrunk by a total of 0.5% over the last two quarters of 2023, triggering a technical recession.

It’s the mildest start to a recession since at least the 1970s.

 

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Victorian
28 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

This is the problem Rishi has in all his cheery talk about turning it around. The crucial middle income group of voters are struggling. From a lot of different angles. Even with prices stabilising. 

 

Just very basic economics on the supply/demand/price curve.  They'll take credit for inflation dropping but it will be partly due to economic demand dragging price downwards as providers of goods and services compete for the scraps of demand that exist.  Cause?  Nobody has any money.

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The Real Maroonblood
20 minutes ago, joondalupjambo said:

Where is soft lad when you need him to balance up the arguments?

Hiding in the village. 

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Mikey1874
43 minutes ago, Footballfirst said:

I'm struck by the MSM describing this as a "technical recession".  There is nothing technical about it. The economy contracted over the last six months of 2023.

 

Then there is that bastion of independence, the BBC, proclaiming this is the "mildest" start to a recession in 50 years.

Mildest start to a recession in 50 years

The economy has shrunk by a total of 0.5% over the last two quarters of 2023, triggering a technical recession.

It’s the mildest start to a recession since at least the 1970s.

 

 

 

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The Mighty Thor
2 hours ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

 

 

 

Govt promises more of the same policies.

 

So does Keith.

 

We're daffy ducked.

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Well the project I'm currently working on (to be publicly announced at the end of the month if things go to plan) should help deal with the gas supply/price problem the UK currently has... 

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1 hour ago, Gundermann said:

Troughers will trough.

 

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Honestly something needs to be done about this,  I understand companies need to make a profit but this is just taking the piss. 

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highlandjambo3
10 minutes ago, micole said:

 

Honestly something needs to be done about this,  I understand companies need to make a profit but this is just taking the piss. 

My January gas bill was £840……..a 4 bed semi detached house……..f kn ridiculous 🤬🤬

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7 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

My January gas bill was £840……..a 4 bed semi detached house……..f kn ridiculous 🤬🤬

Good grief mate that's horrific....I thought I was bad at £230, 3 bed semi, I should add there is only me and the wife in the house.....🤦

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