dumpson Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 What bothers me is if, say there are three urinals, and you go for a pish, you go to the end one. Another person comes in, and he goes to the middle, even if the other end one is free. Just wrong. Always reminds me of this, can't help but have a chuckle to myself when it happens ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Nothing more off-putting than standing in a public bog or restaurant/pub toilet and the boy next to you giving it the wee sneaky glance. Why do some guys do this? I mind one game in 05/06 season, a female steward was in the Gents toilets ostensibly to stop people smoking. Someone shouted "Careful lads, we've got a willy watcher". She didn't take very kindly to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Maybe they are gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 For some, it's probably the same reason I try catch a glimpse of nipple when I see a bursd breastfeeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Maybe they are gay? The Hibees are gay apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Had this all my life. Hence my nickname is Coconut. Look at the ****** n that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 The Hibees are gay apparently. As I'm sure many Jambos are too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Only if the bursd is BANG TIDY obvs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 As I'm sure many Jambos are too! Undoubtedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Slightly off topic, but what do people prefer at the end of the slash, a quick shake, a full windmill or use some loo roll and dab it dry? I'm a fan of the windmill technique personally. On a marginally relevant topic: Apparently, if you're an older gentleman or just someone who generally has pisser problems, if you suffer from the dreaded "half a bladder full of pish into your boxers" leakage caused after you've tucked your trouser snake back into it's home, the thing to do is to firmly push upwards from just behind your clacker bag and the rest of whatever is left in there will come out. I'm 25, so thankfully don't have this problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Thanks for the info Dr feckin Kildare. I will sleep easier at night knowing this. No you won't. You'll be up about four or five times having a David Nish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 On a marginally relevant topic: Apparently, if you're an older gentleman or just someone who generally has pisser problems, if you suffer from the dreaded "half a bladder full of pish into your boxers" leakage caused after you've tucked your trouser snake back into it's home, the thing to do is to firmly push upwards from just behind your clacker bag and the rest of whatever is left in there will come out. I'm 25, so thankfully don't have this problem I can imagine doing this at Tynie and someone giving me a doing as I look like I'm trying to milk my prostate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyk Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I had my girlfriends name tattooed on my willy - 'Wendy' Could not help noticing that the West Indian gentleman next to me at the urinals also had 'Wendy' tattooed on his willy I said to him, i am not a willy watcher, but i couldn't help noticing that you have 'Wendy' tattooed on your willy, just like me! He replied - 'My man, this does not say 'Wendy', when it is erect it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'. So I left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 That is feckin ancient Old guy I work with wheels that joke out every few months, could smack him in the face when he starts it. Prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Old guy I work with wheels that joke out every few months, could smack him in the face when he starts it. Prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I can imagine doing this at Tynie and someone giving me a doing as I look like I'm trying to milk my prostate Outstanding Not sure why I thought it was appropriate to revisit this thread during office hours after I posted that lovely bit of information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Outstanding Not sure why I thought it was appropriate to revisit this thread during office hours after I posted that lovely bit of information Have you been sacked yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Outstanding Not sure why I thought it was appropriate to revisit this thread during office hours after I posted that lovely bit of information Because yer a fecking deviant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Because yer a fecking deviant Says the Angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Because yer a fecking deviant C'mon, fess up, you've already tried it since I posted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 C'mon, fess up, you've already tried it since I posted it I know I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 C'mon, fess up, you've already tried it since I posted it Haha. Not yet bud. Still got a prostate that is Virgin territory........... Oh you mean the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Says the Angel. Says the guy who likes a finger up his hoop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Says the guy who likes a finger up his hoop! Touche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Touche! Tongues only chief. Tongues only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Tongues only chief. Tongues only NO. LONGER. SURPRISED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 NO. LONGER. SURPRISED. I could only keep up the angelic charade for so long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 I could only keep up the angelic charade for so long Willpower of an ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Willpower of an ant. A fat ***** in a cake shop is probably more accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 A fat ***** in a cake shop is probably more accurate See Allan Preston thread for further details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 On a marginally relevant topic: Apparently, if you're an older gentleman or just someone who generally has pisser problems, if you suffer from the dreaded "half a bladder full of pish into your boxers" leakage caused after you've tucked your trouser snake back into it's home, the thing to do is to firmly push upwards from just behind your clacker bag and the rest of whatever is left in there will come out. I'm 25, so thankfully don't have this problem Thanks for that, I'm almost looking forward to my next ceramic dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Thanks for that, I'm almost looking forward to my next ceramic dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 If I have had a few beers and forget to do the last one before bed type slash, I wake up around 3 bursting for a wazz and at that point I have mysteriously grown a second bladder?. My first and original bladder empties first without problem . Then there is a delay. Usually about a minute. Then my second bladder that wasnt there 3 hours earlier appears and empties. Its the weirdest thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I have a mate who spends an hour in the bog in the morning and no one knows what he does for the hour. By hour I mean at least an hour. He goes in and the shower noise lasts probably half the time then silence? Nothing? 40 mins? 50 mins? Nothing? Complete silence? We have speculated about what he does from sleeping to sherman to having a bog roll fetish and mummyfying himself in crap roll but we are all non the wiser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 I have a mate who spends an hour in the bog in the morning and no one knows what he does for the hour. By hour I mean at least an hour. He goes in and the shower noise lasts probably half the time then silence? Nothing? 40 mins? 50 mins? Nothing? Complete silence? We have speculated about what he does from sleeping to sherman to having a bog roll fetish and mummyfying himself in crap roll but we are all non the wiser. That is a post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 My money would be on him masturbating profusely.......but he would look a wreck and crawl out of the cludgie if that were the case. Monsieur Morgan spends a lot of his time on the Desperate Dan so perhaps he has an opinion. Boy's playing with the wee Percy felly. Rubbing it raw. Nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 This thread is disgusting. I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 As I'm sure many Jambos are too!Is that a confession? That your hibs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Is that a confession? That your hibs! Getting tiresome now!! Don't join the bandwagon!! Jambo through and through so getting really annoyed with the accusations so please stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Getting tiresome now!! Don't join the bandwagon!! Jambo through and through so getting really annoyed with the accusations so please stop It's only a joke, BTW You didn't say you weren't gay, tho' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 It's only a joke, BTW You didn't say you weren't gay, tho' Ok fair enough haha nope not gay either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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