Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Nothing more off-putting than standing in a public bog or restaurant/pub toilet and the boy next to you giving it the wee sneaky glance. Why do some guys do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Wanting to check if their abnormally small penis is at all comparable with other males. That's my guess anyway. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Wanting to check if their abnormally small penis is at all comparable with other males. That's my guess anyway. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Or in some cases,to check if their abnormally large penis is comparable with other males Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Or in some cases,to check if their abnormally large penis is comparable with other males Well, that's why I do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Wanting to check if their abnormally small penis is at all comparable with other males. That's my guess anyway. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Only a guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Only a guess? Ians explained my reason! Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 With mine, it's usually because I like to stick a couple of 'googly eyes' on the end of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Ians explained my reason! Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 With mine, it's usually because I like to stick a couple of 'googly eyes' on the end of it. Do you call it Stubbsy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Catch people having a look over all the time, but I think it's just they're startled with the thud off the metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Catch people having a look over all the time, but I think it's just they're startled with the thud off the metal. Aye, that'll be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Aye, that'll be it.Life's a bitch sometimes, really is, but when you have to siphon the python Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Well, that's why I do it... So, you moan about it when you do it yourself? Not enough in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 What bothers me is if, say there are three urinals, and you go for a pish, you go to the end one. Another person comes in, and he goes to the middle, even if the other end one is free. Just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 What bothers me is if, say there are three urinals, and you go for a pish, you go to the end one. Another person comes in, and he goes to the middle, even if the other end one is free. Just wrong. I fekin hate when that happens, what the **** is that even about???Surley all men should know this unwritten law, if both, in a row of 3, urinals are taken I see if the toilet cubical is free first before I'd use the middle one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 What bothers me is if, say there are three urinals, and you go for a pish, you go to the end one. Another person comes in, and he goes to the middle, even if the other end one is free. Just wrong. Yip, very, very wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 What bothers me is if, say there are three urinals, and you go for a pish, you go to the end one. Another person comes in, and he goes to the middle, even if the other end one is free. Just wrong. Yeah, it's like "give me my space will you"? The middle urinal boys are the ones this thread is dedicated to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 So, you moan about it when you do it yourself? Not enough in the world. I know I know... As soon as I posted I thought 'some smart erse will notice'! Boom! Up pops Leicester! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 This is particularly bad in the bog on the ground floor just as you enter the Main Stand. Especially so becuase it's "close quarters". Hope Ann Budge has addressed this in the designs of the new stand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 What bothers me is if, say there are three urinals, and you go for a pish, you go to the end one. Another person comes in, and he goes to the middle, even if the other end one is free. Just wrong. There is a urinal etiquette poster kicking about t'Internet. Will try find it and post it up. Should be in all lavvies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I know I know... As soon as I posted I thought 'some smart erse will notice'! Boom! Up pops Leicester! At your service kind sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 At your service kind sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Nothing more off-putting than standing in a public bog or restaurant/pub toilet and the boy next to you giving it the wee sneaky glance. Why do some guys do this? Why do you frequent do many gay places? :-0) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Why do you frequent do many gay places? :-0) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Never mind the coronet just answer the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I know I know... As soon as I posted I thought 'some smart erse will notice'! Boom! Up pops Leicester! wait you are also looking at their arse as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Legitimate question. Get it answered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Never mind the coronet just answer the man! OK then - I don't : Legitimate question. Get it answered Talk about pressure! I'm already baffled and now I'm pressurised. When will it all end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I stare straight ahead at the wall. Trying to memorize the phone numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 OK then - I don't : Talk about pressure! I'm already baffled and now I'm pressurised. When will it all end? Baffled,pressurised and evasive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Funny enough I was on a lads weekend last week and we were chatting about this. Nowt worse than bursting for a gypsy's kiss then some weirdo comes and stands next to you and gives you stage fright. Another one, for me anyway is a devil's threesome.(2 guys and a lassie). Never done it and have no idea what the protocol is if you shoot yer bolt first. Do you just kid on you haven't or make yer excuses and leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 It wasn't me Morgan, I always use a cubicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Baffled,pressurised and evasive. That's me summed up perfectly Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 I stare straight ahead at the wall. Trying to memorize the phone numbers. Creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 It wasn't me Morgan, I always use a cubicle. You sit down to pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 You sit down to pee? No, I just don't want old perverts, who start weird threads, looking at my knob in public places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 No, I just don't want old perverts, who start weird threads, looking at my knob in public places. Touche! Well played Neil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Just back from the US and judging by nick of a lot of them, with layers of gut hanging over their breeks, they probably haven't seen their corn on the cobs for yonks. They have perfected the waddle down the street mind. Talking about willies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 I know a bloke who puts one hand on the wall in front of him when he is having a slash. No idea if that is to hide a quick peek at the attire of his neighbour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Touche! Well played Neil. A bit weird though when you're in a cubicle, think you're alone, and there are about 7 others to choose from and some likely creep comes in and from all the ones to choose from, chooses the one next to you. That happened to me the other week. I was out so fast I didn't even wipe up any dribble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 A bit weird though when you're in a cubicle, think you're alone, and there are about 7 others to choose from and some likely creep comes in and from all the ones to choose from, chooses the one next to you. That happened to me the other week. I was out so fast I didn't even wipe up any dribble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 For some, it's probably the same reason I try catch a glimpse of nipple when I see a bursd breastfeeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Keeping up the toilet theme sort of, can anyone explain to me why the lavvy cubicles in the US have about a 2 foot feckin gap at the bottom of the door. Not nice walking into a cludgie to see some geezer's feet with his breeks and kex at his ankles. To keep this on thread, he is probably peeking at his knob as he has his Sir John. Because even the peeping toms are obese in America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I know a bloke who puts one hand on the wall in front of him when he is having a slash. No idea if that is to hide a quick peek at the attire of his neighbour. Each to their own. I put both hands behind my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barack Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Each to their own. I put both hands behind my head. Glory hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Glory hole? So American Barack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Must be a bizarre sight getting the drips off..... Typical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Slightly off topic, but what do people prefer at the end of the slash, a quick shake, a full windmill or use some loo roll and dab it dry? I'm a fan of the windmill technique personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Slightly off topic, but what do people prefer at the end of the slash, a quick shake, a full windmill or use some loo roll and dab it dry? I'm a fan of the windmill technique personally. If at home I wipe my nob on the bathroom towel. The missus will never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 The old zuffle, whether I've had a single fish or a jeckyll and hide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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