Rudi-Robertson Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I passed a hoorhoose sorry, sauna earlier in the week and I realised I'll have passed this one and lots of others over the years but I have never ever seen anyone going in or out. How do these places make any money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I passed a hoorhoose sorry, sauna earlier in the week and I realised I'll have passed this one and lots of others over the years but I have never ever seen anyone going in or out. How do these places make any money?Erm. How graphic you wanting the response?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Erm. How graphic you wanting the response?? Graphic. I'm horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I passed a hoorhoose sorry, sauna earlier in the week and I realised I'll have passed this one and lots of others over the years but I have never ever seen anyone going in or out. How do these places make any money? They don't go in or out, they come in or out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Actually just reminded me of something. I worked for a while in a pub on Broughton Street and most mornings a lass who worked in the sauna at the end of the road would come in at 10am and nail a double whisky on her way to work. Was a nice girl, pretty too. It was quite a few times before I found out where she worked and why she needed the "courage"! She said it was mostly Indian business men but I've no idea how indicative that is of clientele in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Graphic. I'm horny.From shaggin. Enjoy those words, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 There might be a more discreet entrance-sure I overheard someone saying they were going try going in the rear entrance at one of the saunas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 There might be a more discreet entrance-sure I overheard someone saying they were going try going in the rear entrance at one of the saunas.If it was locked had he planned to smash the back doors in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 There might be a more discreet entrance-sure I overheard someone saying they were going try going in the rear entrance at one of the saunas. I am sure they were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Mind the one next to Diane's pool hall, right over the road from the police station! Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 My mate stays next to Scorpio Leisure on Albion Road. Seen a few folk going in and it's always the sharpest of sharp turns when the enter the establishment!Saying that I did see a guy getting out his car and into an electric wheelchair before trundling in bold as brass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Casual Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I used to drink in Footlights Bar, just off Bread Street. When sat outside, it was always funny watching single blokes entering the swingers club across the road, usually walking past it ten times before diving in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 My mate stays next to Scorpio Leisure on Albion Road. Seen a few folk going in and it's always the sharpest of sharp turns when the enter the establishment! Saying that I did see a guy getting out his car and into an electric wheelchair before trundling in bold as brass. Mates house aye! Sit's outside having a danger type post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Mind the one next to Diane's pool hall, right over the road from the police station! Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Finger My mate said it was called Fingertips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I used to drink in Footlights Bar, just off Bread Street. When sat outside, it was always funny watching single blokes entering the swingers club across the road, usually walking past it ten times before diving in The Blue Blazer...?!?!?!? Who'd've thought it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Always spied on the sauna at Roseburn when walking by or on the bus, it was extremely rare to see anyone entering or leaving. Some of the staff occasionally drank in the Murrayfiled bar next door. When I drank in the BMC there was a father and son who drank there pre match. The son obviously worshipped his dad to sickening extent and the father would boast about where he was taking his wife to and what they were doing, couple of real pain in the butts. The perfect family myth was shattered when daddy was spotted skulking away from said sauna. I suppose his wife may have worked there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Finger My mate said it was called Fingertips. Fingertips was in Fountainbridge. I used to park near there going to Tynie before Fountain Park was built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I get asked regularly to take these guys to a sauna and nine out of every ten I would reckon are from Southern Asia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 The Blue Blazer...?!?!?!? Who'd've thought it... That blazer was blue for a reason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted November 3, 2016 Author Share Posted November 3, 2016 The Blue Blazer...?!?!?!? Who'd've thought it... Is that the pub on the corner? So there's a swingers club in the back then!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 The After Eight Club is a few doors down from the Blue Blazer, it is interesting watching visitors from the pub across the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 The After Eight Club is a few doors down from the Blue Blazer, it is interesting watching visitors to the pub across the road FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Brothels/massage parlors are legal here if they are licensed. Bloke I work beside us quite open about going. Since he stopped drinking and smoking it's all he spends his money on. Up to 5 times a week sometimes. He's got a loyalty card and everything, tenth ride free apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Always fancied going to one , just to suck up the atmosphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Brothels/massage parlors are legal here if they are licensed. Bloke I work beside us quite open about going. Since he stopped drinking and smoking it's all he spends his money on. Up to 5 times a week sometimes. He's got a loyalty card and everything, tenth ride free apparently. [emoji38] That can't be real? A feckin loyalty card?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Fingertips was in Fountainbridge. I used to park near there going to Tynie before Fountain Park was built.Used to watch office guys from the brewery trying to walk in acting all inconspicuous at lunch times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Always fancied going in to one for a massage. Tell me I can do for you, love. My back's fu o knots, hen, maybe focus on that. Would you like like anything "extra", handsome? Cuppa tea wid be magic, pal. Etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent B.A Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 no one admitting they've been to one then? Do they actually have saunas in them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 [emoji38] That can't be real? A feckin loyalty card?! Fair dinkum mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 no one admitting they've been to one then? Do they actually have saunas in them? I would think so otherwise those who have always opposed them could have maybe had them closed down or forced to install one under the trades description act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 Was there not one on South Forth Street called the G-Spot or G-Zone or something similar. As kids we used tap the door and run away. We used to also sometimes sit on the benches outside Leith Library opposite the Mermaids hoorhoose and hope to see someone going in or out and give them a bit of verbal!!!! The innocence of youth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moshy Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 no one admitting they've been to one then? Do they actually have saunas in them? Fingertips had a sauna and showers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 I wonder if Dora Noyce had saunas in her place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Fingertips had a sauna and showers . Inside knowledge, finally someone admitting they've been in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent B.A Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Fingertips had a sauna and showers . Did the shower have a tap handle or one of those annoying buttons that you have to keep pressing to keep the water going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getintaethem Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Used to prank call the After Eight club, usually went something like this: "Hello." "Hello, I'd like to buy a swing for my back garden." "Sorry, we don't sell swings." "But you're a swingers club, surely you sell swings?" "No Sir, that's not the kind of swinging that happens here." "Excuse me?" "We don't sell swings Sir." "Oh right... I get it... different kind of swinging... I understand now." "Exactly Sir. Sorry we couldn't help." "It's OK, I'll buy some ropes then." "Sorry?" "For the Tarzan stuff..." CLICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paulo Sergio Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 The obvious question to ask in one of these establishments is "How much for a w@nk ?" She gives you the price so you then ask "How much if yer not a w@nk ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 The obvious question to ask in one of these establishments is "How much for a w@nk ?" She gives you the price so you then ask "How much if yer not a w@nk ?" Heard that one before but with John Robertson and Darren Jackson where Jackson asked "How much for a w**k?" and Robbo asked "How much for a legend?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Was there not one on South Forth Street called the G-Spot or G-Zone or something similar. As kids we used tap the door and run away. We used to also sometimes sit on the benches outside Leith Library opposite the Mermaids hoorhoose and hope to see someone going in or out and give them a bit of verbal!!!! The innocence of youth And I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moshy Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Did the shower have a tap handle or one of those annoying buttons that you have to keep pressing to keep the water going?I cant remember, I wasn't there to examine the shower fittings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12XU Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Saunas are so much 1980s The internet and free advertising has taken over - such sites as Adultwork and Vivastreet are the places to look nowadays Even places such as Burntisland and Strathmiglo now have working women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Well, at least we know someone has shagged a hoor from Strathmiglo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Saunas are so much 1980s The internet and free advertising has taken over - such sites as Adultwork and Vivastreet are the places to look nowadays Even places such as Burntisland and Strathmiglo now have working women There's a forum called 'saafe' where they share details on dodgy punters, give each other advice and tell story's about different aspects of their work. Can be funny at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 If nothing else we're finding out who the hoormeisters are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 My old boss, who I worked with as a young lad, moved into this business......he has/had the Scorpio leisure, I think....across from the Hibs ground. Never had a mind to use one, but don't think less of those who do...... It's pretty crappy being judgemental of girls/women who feel they need to do this.....if humanity means anything, it's safety....for the girls and lads visiting. Their was at one time there were notorious homosexual haunts in the new town, for the well heeled, but when were they ever raided...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 My old boss, who I worked with as a young lad, moved into this business......he has/had the Scorpio leisure, I think....across from the Hibs ground. Never had a mind to use one, but don't think less of those who do...... It's pretty crappy being judgemental of girls/women who feel they need to do this.....if humanity means anything, it's safety....for the girls and lads visiting. Their was at one time there were notorious homosexual haunts in the new town, for the well heeled, but when were they ever raided...... Imagine someone you know seeing you go in or out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12XU Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Keep on Dancing or Shang a Lang stuff All BCR and Laughing Duck to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Thought the merger of Police Scotland with Strathclyde Police brought all the rules together and Edinburgh saunas were closed down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted November 4, 2016 Author Share Posted November 4, 2016 Keep on Dancing or Shang a Lang stuff All BCR and Laughing Duck to me Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Even places such as Burntisland and Strathmiglo now have working women Well, at least we know someone has shagged a hoor from Strathmiglo. Inside knowledge, finally someone admitting they've been in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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