Armageddon Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd give a large monthly sum to HMFC plus pay for the new stand (reason for a monthly sum is I wouldn't want to NOT to be the supporters owned club and therefore everybody thinking they could stop their DD's). I'd buy a house in the USA, France, Highlands, bigger one in Edinburgh. I'd buy a BMW X5 and have it pimped out to the max, I'd also go for a traditional penis extender of a red Ferrari. I'd go to all the golf majors, all the big football games around the world, learn new things like skiing, paddle boarding but do them in amazing places. I'd have a personal trainer and chef to ensure I was fit and eating nice all the time. I'd have an annual health scan for all my family. I'd not work - I'd travel and learn new things. I'd give all our friends and family money via an anonymous cheque (I'd give myself one and go travelling on that money ... carrying on the rouse) I'd arrange for spontaneous nice things to happen in Edinburgh and the area we currently stay (like free coffee and cake in a certain shop for a day and pay the cafe a huge amount) I'd pay all the children in our local school ?5 to attend 2 fitness classes a week, so they could gain ?10 a week by getting healthy. I'd open up a huge Tesco style store and then open the spaces to an Edinburgh butcher, florist, fishmonger etc etc ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Gift Hearts money for the stadium. Buy a corporate season ticket for family and some Hearts fan friends. In addition to my normal season ticket so I can keep the football experience I have enjoyed so much. Quit work and volunteer for stuff. Pay off all my debt and family's, and some friends. Give friends and and some close work colleagues money. Always thought about coming in to work clutching loads of balloons with random amounts written on paper. They pop a balloon each and get the amount on the piece of paper inside the balloon. Give a big chunk to charity. Buy several houses around the world, but second time travelling first. Get some cosmetic surgery. Won't say what. Bin and destroy any begging letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 Meant to say, I'd buy all the arse holes I know a Galaxy Note 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Never be seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd give a large monthly sum to HMFC plus pay for the new stand (reason for a monthly sum is I wouldn't want to NOT to be the supporters owned club and therefore everybody thinking they could stop their DD's). I'd buy a house in the USA, France, Highlands, bigger one in Edinburgh. I'd buy a BMW X5 and have it pimped out to the max, I'd also go for a traditional penis extender of a red Ferrari. I'd go to all the golf majors, all the big football games around the world, learn new things like skiing, paddle boarding but do them in amazing places. I'd have a personal trainer and chef to ensure I was fit and eating nice all the time. I'd have an annual health scan for all my family. I'd not work - I'd travel and learn new things. I'd give all our friends and family money via an anonymous cheque (I'd give myself one and go travelling on that money ... carrying on the rouse) I'd arrange for spontaneous nice things to happen in Edinburgh and the area we currently stay (like free coffee and cake in a certain shop for a day and pay the cafe a huge amount) I'd pay all the children in our local school ?5 to attend 2 fitness classes a week, so they could gain ?10 a week by getting healthy. I'd open up a huge Tesco style store and then open the spaces to an Edinburgh butcher, florist, fishmonger etc etc ... Your anonymous cheque idea is extremely flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Your anonymous cheque idea is extremely flawed. Better with a bankers draft or a postal order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Play every golf course known to man, as long as it's good, have all great cars known to man. Buy houses around the globe. I wouldn't work, although I'd go off sick so I could still get paid the dicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkishcap Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Get out of Turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Be dead within a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Get out of Turkey. Or you could probably fund your own coup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Buy a lemon and lime Calippo. Or the factory that makes 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 Your anonymous cheque idea is extremely flawed. How come? I'm sure Coutts could make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 As in the other thread on the terrace i would buy the sponsorship for the next 10 years or so at a very good price for Hearts, then allow a charity on the front. I would try and go to every sporting event over the next 4 years i would watch on the tele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Spend very little time in the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollyWolly Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Ive always fancied a Ford Mustang. The rest yous can share amongst yous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I wouldn't make any decisions untill about July..........or when I sober up, which ever comes first. Then I'd tell no one for a while, then...........feck knows, have another drink probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I doubt I'd survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Would you go public or remain anonymous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I would stop posting on JKB (stop cheering at the back). I'd be too rich and snobby to bandy words with you ORDINARY Jambos. I'd also fly to France for the day and drink 'the captain' with the Welsh name under the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd buy Hibs then ****ing ruin them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd buy Hibs then ******* ruin them. Save your money mate........they're doing a fine job on their own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthy2k Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Ive always fancied a Ford Mustang. The rest yous can share amongst yous Now come in RHD and you don't need to be a lottery winner to get one I would get another, for the wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Move to America and start my own militia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 Would you go public or remain anonymous? Anon for me, every wee tart would appear and ruin me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Would you go public or remain anonymous? Never understood why anyone would want to go public. I assume they just tell you that if you don't, people will find out soon enough anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I would keep farming until it was all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 The normal stuff, paying off debts etc. Start a brewery and open a cafe or two in Amsterdam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Immediately order a new septum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Immediately order a new septum Fairly certain Mr Smithee isn't Joanna Lumley in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Fairly certain Mr Smithee isn't Joanna Lumley in real life. I said septum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 How come? I'm sure Coutts could make it happen. Say one of your friends wins hundreds of millions of pounds and then you randomly get anonymously gifted a large sum of money. How long will it take you to work out who gave you the money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I would pay the KB admin folk a bug to re-open the pub I am not well travelled so a wee bit of foreign site seeing may be in order. Go off sick for 6 months and then let my work sack me. Pay for the new stand at Tynie. Set up trust funds for future generations of wee Carls. Invest heavily in my local community. Increase the wifes house keeping by a tenner a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm going to be perfectly honest. If I win I'm going to shite the couch. After that it's anyones guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm going to be perfectly honest. If I win I'm going to shite the couch. After that it's anyones guess. At least you could afford a cleaner to clean it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Probably die within a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd bring back Cabana Bars and loose chocolate tools like the ones you used to get in RS McColl's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm going to be perfectly honest. If I win I'm going to shite the couch. After that it's anyones guess. At least you could afford a cleaner to clean it up.Surely you'd just chuck the cleaner the house keys and tell her to keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Well I reckon if I pay for the new stand out of my winnings, I'll be getting a divorce. So watch out for me...I'll be the guy sitting in the shiny new stand with Kate Beckinsale by my side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I'd finish early on Mondays. Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restonbabe Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I got 4 numbers........ ?12.60 like wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Looks like I'll be having my morning Jimmy in the bog as normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 Looks like I'll be having my morning Jimmy in the bog as normal. Haha aye same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkishcap Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 ?11 between 2 lines, looks like I am staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Not even one number Winner was in Belgium. ******d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I got 4 numbers........ ?12.60 like wtf that's shocking - Should be more spread out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I would buy Hearts tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I'm going to be perfectly honest. If I win I'm going to shite the couch. After that it's anyones guess. Everyone needs an ambition I suppose Surely you'd just chuck the cleaner the house keys and tell her to keep it.Where's she going to keep a shite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Everyone needs an ambition I suppose Where's she going to keep a shite? In her nice new shiny free house of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I once got every number, split over 2 lines. 1 number being transfered to the other line would have won ?4k. Got about ?16 as it was. I've never done it since. They can ram their zillion quid. *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Work my way through the milf thread from top to bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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