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All roads lead to Gorgie

I once googled Ice Bucket Challenge when the charity thing was going. One result was for the German Model Micaele Schafer, an er interesting character. Whistling !

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"Nazi treasure train", and "Can you see farts?".

 

 

:lol: I reckon you can with one of they infrared thingys!

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:lies:

 

 

 

Screw you. ;)

 

I wanted interesting facts to look up etc, I most certainly didn't want to open up images of blue burst fuds and shiting in birds mooths!

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:lol: I reckon you can with one of they infrared thingys!

:lol: I reckon you can with one of they infrared thingys!

I've got a thermal image unit, a pulsar HD 50 xd for any anoraks!, I showed my 9 year old son the fact video and we are now holding them in to do the same!!!

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The Future's Maroon

This.

 

You don't forget the first time someone persuades to check out what this is.

I thought I was looking for a sweet pastry but it was more like a sour pie....

 

 

 

Oh....2 girls and 1 cup.

 

I wanted that scratched from my retinas.

 

Odd, I was about to post the two same things.....if only I could delete that image and the very few seconds I lasted with the video.

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R Budd Dwyer.

 

Warning. It's the filmed suicide of a US politician at a Press Conference.

 

Not pleasant.

 

I've seen that before, makes you realise just how fake and sanitised film gunshot injuries are.

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Odd, I was about to post the two same things.....if only I could delete that image and the very few seconds I lasted with the video.

Only a few seconds?

 

Hmmmm

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All roads lead to Gorgie

If you google Organism just be careful with the spelling, that's all I can say !!!!!!

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chester copperpot

Plenty of Fish Bishopbriggs

 

 

Featuring Copperpot's ex fat munter of a wife get analized by Smelly Fingers

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What the feck is the   about?

Its generally used when using HTML web coding to add additional spacing between words.

 

Not sure why it'd appear on JKB tho.

 

My strangest one is "how large does a sausage have to be to make it a jumbo sausage"

 

Thus is due to an ongoing joke @ work.

 

They serve it every Friday but they ain't all that jumbo. :lol:

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Its generally used when using HTML web coding to add additional spacing between words.

Not sure why it'd appear on JKB tho.

My strangest one is "how large does a sausage have to be to make it a jumbo sausage"

Thus is due to an ongoing joke @ work.

They serve it every Friday but they ain't all that jumbo. :lol:

How are you doing Col?

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The thread where the poster was sending emails to someone about cakes and leaving tabs open for all kind of mad shite. :rofl:

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I've just remembered a bizarre debate a week or so ago in work which ended up with someone texting one of those services that does all the google for you if you send them a question. 

 

The thing we were arguing about? 

 

What's heavier? A hamster or a Gregg's sausage roll.

 

They couldn't give us a weight for the sausage roll so the argument remains open.

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I've just remembered a bizarre debate a week or so ago in work which ended up with someone texting one of those services that does all the google for you if you send them a question. 

 

The thing we were arguing about? 

 

What's heavier? A hamster or a Gregg's sausage roll.

 

They couldn't give us a weight for the sausage roll so the argument remains open.

according to google a Golden hamster weighs 100-125g and 4 Greggs sausage rolls from Iceland weigh 427g so they basically weigh the same.

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William H. Bonney

according to google a Golden hamster weighs 100-125g and 4 Greggs sausage rolls from Iceland weigh 427g so they basically weigh the same.

A hamster tastes better.

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Chimp rapes frog.

 

NOT funny in any way.

Not so much rape, more like a chump wearing a 4 legged, slimy tug glove.
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London Piss Dungeon - it's an old Vice article. Grim stuff.

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Riddley Walker

Not so much rape, more like a chump wearing a 4 legged, slimy tug glove.

 

Never has a comment moistened me so.

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This has turned into a proper cesspit of the internet so I'll throw in 3 guys 1 Hammer and 1 man 1 jar in the mix.

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Am I a psychopath?

I've done the test for this too. Apparently I'm not a psychopath, alt2the voices in my head disagreed with the answer.
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I've done the test for this too. Apparently I'm not a psychopath, alt2the voices in my head disagreed with the answer.

Same here! Apparently I'm OK but there are some people I'd gladly hit in the pus with a cricket bat. Maybe that's just normal.

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Should I Google blue waffle?

Good God almighty no!!!..........can I mention God if he hasn't posted yet?!!

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And, should you?

Need to lay off the red wine, apparently.

 

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I once thought I was possessed after a sleep paralysis event. So I googled how to rid my house of evil spirits.

 

Been training quite a fair bit recently and googled do snotters contain protein.

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I googled how to sex rabbits yesterday. Didn't see that one coming.

That will be the female then.
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This has turned into a proper cesspit of the internet so I'll throw in 3 guys 1 Hammer and 1 man 1 jar in the mix.

1 man 1 screwdriver.

 

I'm not phased by much I see online tbh. Except that one night I ended up on a website that shared Mexican drug cartel execution videos.

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1 man 1 screwdriver.

 

I'm not phased by much I see online tbh. Except that one night I ended up on a website that shared Mexican drug cartel execution videos.

Why the **** did I just google that Gizmo. Jesus Christ :lol:

 

Why would anyone do that to themselves?

 

Imagine the stuff he gets up to when he's not being filmed.

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