Armageddon Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Ok, this has been playing on my mind all morning. I stop on my way to work for a bacon roll and tattie scone washed down with a latte - the guy asks if I want a sugar, I politely reply "one please", he then asks if I would like sauce on my roil, I politely reply "tomato please". LIFE IS GOOD AT THIS STAGE. I take my roll and latte and decide to sit outside in the glorious sunshine and take a bite out my sensational looking 'perfect' roll ... imagine my shock when it turns out that the tomato sauce wasn't Heinz. Now not all places have to serve Heinz, but what has annoyed me is they've gone to the trouble of buying those red coloured Heinz bottles that always look full and filled it with a much lesser substance. Shaking. With. Rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_Jackson Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Every ****ing day I go to Greggs for a sandwich and every ****ing day the wee bint asks me if i'm sitting in, despite me never having sat in before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Heinz ketchup is shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Should have brown sauce anyway. People who take ketchup are pansies. Little girlie pansies. Liberal nancies. I await a response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Should have brown sauce anyway. People who take ketchup are pansies. Little girlie pansies. Liberal nancies. I await a response. I'm a liberal nancy and I take HP. Now I'm conflicted and confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Tomato sauce on a bacon roll is deviant behaviour Only Brown sauce or none at all. Preferably HP Brown sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruitmachine76 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Tomato sauce? On a bacon roll??? Close this thread, OP is delusional. Brown sauce is the only way to go here. And replace latte with a builders tea, or a can of bru. Job done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Tomato sauce? On a bacon roll??? Close this thread, OP is delusional. Brown sauce is the only way to go here. And replace latte with a builders tea, or a can of bru. Job done This poster knows the key to my heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Every ******* day I go to Greggs for a sandwich and every ******* day the wee bint asks me if i'm sitting in, despite me never having sat in before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COW Genuine question, what difference to them does it make if you sit in or takeaway? Do you get a plate, knives and forks if you sit in? I just assumed you could sit in if you wanted, get your sandwich or sausage roll and then sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Tea is rank and tomato sauce is just as good as brown on a roll. Depends what mood I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_Jackson Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Genuine question, what difference to them does it make if you sit in or takeaway? Do you get a plate, knives and forks if you sit in? I just assumed you could sit in if you wanted, get your sandwich or sausage roll and then sit down. They charge VAT if you sit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 Stop bullying me for taking rid/tomato/ketchup on my roll ... it's not my fault my Scout leader touched me Maybe this is my breaking point ... (back to my point) Non Heinz tomato sauce being put into a Heinz bottle and served as Heinz ... imagine the same happening with the bufty brown sauce boys? There must be some trade description infringement here??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Stop bullying me for taking rid/tomato/ketchup on my roll ... it's not my fault my Scout leader touched me Maybe this is my breaking point ... (back to my point) Non Heinz tomato sauce being put into a Heinz bottle and served as Heinz ... imagine the same happening with the bufty brown sauce boys? There must be some trade description infringement here??? U is a fairy. If this happened to the brown sauce boys we would trash the place and shite on their doorstep. You red sauce gimps would just write a letter to The Times. get some broon sauce doon ye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Stop bullying me for taking rid/tomato/ketchup on my roll ... it's not my fault my Scout leader touched me Maybe this is my breaking point ... (back to my point) Non Heinz tomato sauce being put into a Heinz bottle and served as Heinz ... imagine the same happening with the bufty brown sauce boys? There must be some trade description infringement here??? Nah **** you, you lost my sympathy at tomato sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just eat some dry cereal from now on, and be thankful. When I eat dry cereal it hurts when it comes out ... a pain in that area reminds me of midnight at Scout camp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 People who drink tea over coffee are creeps. Probably drink a WKD over a good single malt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 And while I'm at it. Anyone who doesn't eat Lorne sausage for breakfast is a stupid bawbag who probably bangs on about women's rights or something like that. And putting red sauce on Lorne is illegal btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltan socrates Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Coffee is a bursds drink Yorkshire tea, keep the bag in til the end Broon sauce on breakfast baps, no exceptions, daddies owns hp these days but either will dae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Tea is rank and tomato sauce is just as good as brown on a roll. Depends what mood I'm in. Well said. This is exactly where I am on this issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 So ... anybody got any thoughts on the sauce 'FRAUD' ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltan socrates Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 So ... anybody got any thoughts on the sauce 'FRAUD' ??? BYOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 BYOB Call trading Standards and the Serious Fraud Office. Get these chancers shut down and jailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruitmachine76 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 So ... anybody got any thoughts on the sauce 'FRAUD' ??? I'm with the retailer on this - they can put whatever muck they like in the red sauce bottle, nobody should be having it on a breakfast roll anyway so it doesn't matter. If they had a hp bottle and it wasn't filled with hp.... Hulk smash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 So ... anybody got any thoughts on the sauce 'FRAUD' ??? Call them cheats and await the compliance officer offering a two week suspension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Call them cheats and await the compliance officer offering a two week suspension. But shite on their doorstep as well. A skittery one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 With regards to condiments, the brand sold in Aldi (Bramwells), is just as good if not better than all the big name brands. A fraction of the price too. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 A1 steak sauce makes an interesting alternative to HP on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 With regards to condiments, the brand sold in Aldi (Bramwells), is just as good if not better than all the big name brands. A fraction of the price too. Just saying. A very good point. Great value for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 And while I'm at it. Anyone who doesn't eat Lorne sausage for breakfast is a stupid bawbag who probably bangs on about women's rights or something like that. And putting red sauce on Lorne is illegal btw. I'm all for shooting deviants who put ketchup on a bacon roll but it's the only sauce that should touch a lorne sausage in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'm all for shooting deviants who put ketchup on a bacon roll but it's the only sauce that should touch a lorne sausage in my opinion. You need therapy. It's **** mental and illegal to put red sauce on Lorne. And it's blasphemy and libel. And treason. How can you sleep at night? Where is your compassion? I despair sometimes. Bawbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Lorne sausage is for Glaswegians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester™ Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Lorne sausage is for Glaswegians.None of my Weegie chum call it Lorne tbh. But tomato sauce on bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Lorne sausage is for Glaswegians. For christs sake wtf is going on? This forum is being hacked by vermin Lorne haters. Fk the lot of ye. Scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 How can lorne be called square sausage when it's not even square??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 None of my Weegie chum call it Lorne tbh. But tomato sauce on bacon? Weegies are not worthy of eating Lorne. **** unwashed giro grabbing tosspots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Link > Lorne X 1million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Well this is confusing. Am I supposed to put Broon or Ketchup on my Cider ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rael11 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Its always mayo on a bacon roll. Surely everyone knows this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 Well this is confusing. Am I supposed to put Broon or Ketchup on my Cider ? In cider, or inside her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Link > Lorne X 1million Get back take yer knitting. Link? Pansy food. Lorne ya bass. And mince pies. Red sauce get back tae yer caves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Good proper steak Lorne sausage is outstanding on a roll but let me be clear here if you are putting Ketchup on a bacon roll frankly you're a deviant who needs locked up. I can maybe maybe tolerate on a sausage rol..... nope its still brown sauce. A bacon and Lorne sausage doubler with HP and a bottle of Irn Bru.....oooffttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 You can tell the bourgeois on here, "Lonre" ffs it's sliced sausage!!! I have on white bread and hienzes tomato sauce like it should be and along side a cup of tea. Some I suppose will have thier "lorne" on wry with mayo and a mokachoka****ingdooda whilst listening to Coldplay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Double espresso, a fag and a trip to the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 You can tell the bourgeois on here, "Lonre" ffs it's sliced sausage!!! I have on white bread and hienzes tomato sauce like it should be and along side a cup of tea. Some I suppose will have thier "lorne" on wry with mayo and a mokachoka*******dooda whilst listening to Coldplay! Fks sake less it with the Coldplay reference. It's Hawkwind. And it's Lorne cos I'm posh so **** off ya radge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Deesidejambos son here. It appears father has been drinking this morning to celebrate some medals at the Olympic swimming last night. I have taken the liberty of hiding the Gin and can only apologise for any offence father may have caused to red sauce eaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Red sauce on a bacon roll is the only colour of sauce to put on a bacon roll. Brown sauce is for sausages, haggis and black pudding. Red sauce on fried eggs is also the correct choice. Tea to be drunk with the breakfast. Coffee afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Deesidejambos son here. It appears father has been drinking this morning to celebrate some medals at the Olympic swimming last night. I have taken the liberty of hiding the Gin and can only apologise for any offence father may have caused to red sauce eaters. It's ****ing ketchup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Red sauce on a bacon roll is the only colour of sauce to put on a bacon roll. Brown sauce is for sausages, haggis and black pudding. Red sauce on fried eggs is also the correct choice. Tea to be drunk with the breakfast. Coffee afterwards. Sickening !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 It's ******* ketchup Father is asleep now and will respond on his awakening. But he calls it red sauce so I think you are mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 'Red' sauce can GTF. And a bad imitation of Heinz really does spoil a potentially good meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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