Morgan Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Two monkeys were sitting in the bath. One said "Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh" The other one said "well run some cold then you silly fool". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Bill and Ben in the bath. Bill says "flub a dub a dub" Ben says"fart in my bath again and i will punch your head off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/154193-unashamedly-crap-jokes-some-are-pure-gold/ Stealing my shan jokes, aye? (Still makes me smile tbh ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Dyslexsics are shite joke tellers because they always punch up the ****line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 9, 2016 Author Share Posted August 9, 2016 http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/154193-unashamedly-crap-jokes-some-are-pure-gold/ Stealing my shan jokes, aye? (Still makes me smile tbh ) Sorry! Hadnae seen that. Heard it on the radio over here this morning - thought it quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 A boy at work just told me that he's started building yachts in his attic. Says that the sails are through the roof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 9, 2016 Author Share Posted August 9, 2016 A boy at work just told me that he's started building yachts in his attic. Says that the sails are through the roof! There's absolutely nothing one can say about that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 There's absolutely nothing one can say about that! They are really good. I have just boat one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 9, 2016 Author Share Posted August 9, 2016 On the Bob Hope today mon ami ? Just the Lily mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 7 dwarves in a bath all feeling Happy. Happy jumped out and they all felt Grumpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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