wentworth jambo Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 In light of our recent away strip reveal (which I think is cracking!), I happened across a thread on Hobobounce.com, which sums up their level of style.... http://www.hibeesbounce.com/forum/general-hibs-chat/71373-mix-match-hibs-strips.html Hobo Style Rules 1. Come up with some of the most disgusting kits of recent times 2. Start mix and matching said kits 3. Think you look mighty fine in said combos 4. Communicate this thought on a public forum 5. Post a picture of yourself in your get up (this should only be done from a bedroom which looks like a tornado has recently ripped through it) Special note - looking at the Hobo in question...I assume he could sell the exercise bike in unused condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 What a f_ing trumpet! 'Livi Hibi' - says it all really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 check out post # 4 ....give me strength:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Just out of interest, why does everyone on Hibs.net etc have massive, over-the-top signatures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Such a stereotypical house/flat/Squatter. Gotta love them for moments such as above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Just out of interest, why does everyone on Hibs.net etc have massive, over-the-top signatures? im guessing its to make up fo a lack of something else..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Holy fecking christ,this can't be for real,FFS what a complete bunch off thick feck's. "any pic's" say's the dog,"how do I take pic's of myself" say's the dumbest fud in the world,then a dirty old man tell's him"come, erm.. I mean mirror shot" and he does it,man oh man,and the thing is he does think he look's good in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boabster Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 check out post # 4 ....give me strength:eek: Deary , deary me. And they go on about class ? " how do you take a picture of yourself ? " :rofl::rofl: I don't know which one's the thickest - him or the guy advising him to use a mirror !! What a bunch of complete clowns they really are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Deary , deary me. And they go on about class ? " how do you take a picture of yourself ? " :rofl::rofl: I don't know which one's the thickest - him or the guy advising him to use a mirror !! What a bunch of complete clowns they really are. of course he could have got SOMEONE else to take his picture but that thought might not have entered his brain as he clearly has not got one.:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 of course he could have got SOMEONE else to take his picture but that thought might not have entered his brain as he clearly has not got one.:rofl: I doubt anyone would have taken his picture dressed like that,IMO they would have smacked him over the head with a very hard object,then told him to get dressed and pesh off out of their house that he had just broken into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 What a f_ing trumpet! 'Livi Hibi' - says it all really. i work for the council sfc department.i sent our pest control in to clean a house today in better nick than that:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 of course he could have got SOMEONE else to take his picture but that thought might not have entered his brain as he clearly has not got one.:rofl: That would be assuming he shares his strange life with someone:107years::107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor.Arturo Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Holy fecking christ,this can't be for real,FFS what a complete bunch off thick feck's."any pic's" say's the dog,"how do I take pic's of myself" say's the dumbest fud in the world,then a dirty old man tell's him"come, erm.. I mean mirror shot" and he does it,man oh man,and the thing is he does think he look's good in it. Just what I thought. Do these dumb f**** not know how to set a timer??? Obviously way above them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I just find it amusing that he thinks it looks 'smart'. He looks like a c0ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Just what I thought. Do these dumb f**** not know how to set a timer??? Obviously way above them The fact that this clown owns a camera suggests that benefit payments are too high. I've seen some sh*te written on KB and a few people who are clearly not the sharpest knives in the drawer but these Hobotards on bounce are something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Two single beds in that room. Must be for when a pal stays over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Even Sambo 'Pink Hoodie' Faichney has worked out how to take a photo of himself: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 The fact that this clown owns a camera suggests that benefit payments are too high. I've seen some sh*te written on KB and a few people who are clearly not the sharpest knives in the drawer but these Hobotards on bounce are something else. They do tend to take the condition of cerebral dysfunction to the extremities G my good man. I'll not lower myself to peruse their Neanderthal gruntings, but I'll willing to lay a small wager that intelligent debate within their discourse is, to say the least, fairly marginalised. Cretins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Even Sambo 'Pink Hoodie' Faichney has worked out how to take a photo of himself: Holy God man:wacko:! I've told you before, there's quite a few old people on here with delicate constitutions (me being one of them), could you please warn us 1st, before exposing us to such a repulsive and unappealing sight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 LEST WE FORGET: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Hobos in beyond parody shock. again. Mix and Match hibs strips -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- im currently wearing the 06/07 bottle green away top' date=' the 08/09 shorts and 08/09 socks. and it looks really smart. an you think of any other strips to mix and match to see what you get [/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Hobos in beyond parody shock. again. It's a real disappointment to see that no matter how many enjoyable ways we invent to mock the tramps - they come along and unintentionally out do us. The one thing where Hibs trump Hearts - making fa^^ies of themselves since 1875. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 It's a real disappointment to see that no matter how many enjoyable ways we invent to mock the tramps - they come along and unintentionally out do us. The one thing where Hibs trump Hearts - making fa^^ies of themselves since 1875. Indeed mate. There's me thinking 'I'll not get a better laugh on here today than reading GMans posts', only for you to be outdone by the quote from some hobotroll in Liqui's last one! You must be gutted, no matter how hard you try, they trump you every time - the b&rstewards!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I personal feel sorry for the dog,poor thing look's fecked off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Classic, actually had a good laugh at this thread. They've put a link over to this thread as well. "cheek to go on about our style" was one of the comments. haha. Lets compare the new kits then. :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wentworth jambo Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 I don'tknow what worries me most about the Hobo thread ; - the tool that thinks he looks good - the lack of knowledge around cameras - the creepy way in which he was encouraged to post a photo of himself - as GMAN pointed out, the fact that there's still 2 single beds in that room or probably most disturbing, I'm sitting here trying to imagine how bad that room must smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 KICKBACK COMPETITION The challenge, should you chose to accept it, is to scour the internet and uncover the dark recesses where the trampiest of the trampiest Hobos lurk (I'm thinking Bebo). The goal: to retrieve the funniest photo of a real live Hibs fan in their natural habitat It's a hunting expedition for the 21st century. Good luck and be careful, catching bad AIDS is a possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 he looks well cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Complete and utter reptiles. Thick ones at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Hahaha, what a ****ing tramp. Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 [ATTACH]556[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick 21 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Well, upon your views of "The Vermin" I stumbled upon this. I repeat, I have no affiliation to any of these sites, just an observer. Prepare yourselves. It would seem that everybody is seeming to watch everybody. Beware, Bad Language alert. (I hope the Mods have filters in place?) http://www.hibeesbounce.com/forum/cowshed/71503-time-kick-back.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackdaddy2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 That is just priceless! Some of the signatures are more insulting to themselves than what they have posted! Are those clogs hes got on? Best of it is, they haven't found anything except Justin Fashanu and the poor guy with the Romanov tattoo. How can this be taken further! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savage Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 just read through their insane ravings what a bunch of complete erse holes they are. their strip is minging end off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackdaddy2008 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Did you read their rap! egb_hibs You are a legend, love it mate, pure gansta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 KICKBACK COMPETITION The challenge, should you chose to accept it, is to scour the internet and uncover the dark recesses where the trampiest of the trampiest Hobos lurk (I'm thinking Bebo). The goal: to retrieve the funniest photo of a real live Hibs fan in their natural habitat It's a hunting expedition for the 21st century. Good luck and be careful, catching bad AIDS is a possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 [ATTACH]554[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]555[/ATTACH] Haha, I never knew Mclovin was a hibs fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackdaddy2008 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Think this ones retiring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Think this ones retiring? That was misspelt it was a tattoo to celebrate early release, should have read parole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 you couldnt make it up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 The Hobos have attempted retaliation but have just ended up posting racist nonsense. They attached this photo with the comment 'Ibraham Tall fancies a cuppa before hitting the toon in his disco strides' No class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackdaddy2008 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 When in reality, here is a typical Hobo on a night out, most likely 'giein it lawldy' at City. There so little effort involved its comical. My new mission is to alert the world to this phenomenon. Everyone needs to know how repugnant these goons are for our fair society. I just cannot get over that Rap, I was doing it in the shower* this morning. *note to Hibs fans - a shower is a hose with a spray head usually installed in a bathroom which 'sprays' water so you can wash yourself. You have probably seen one at the 'public' baths. Any pool attendant will be able to show you how they work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 what am i missin? what has the guy with pen on his back got to do with hearts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I have just been and had a look at the bounce "retaliation." I think I have yet to see a more witless, repugnant, idiotic and humourfree attempt at "banter" in my life. A picture of an anorexic woman and the tag line "a gunts [sic] bint." I Didn't think there was much more to be said about a group of individuals whose level of badinage has stooped to such depths. Then i came across this, which has left me speechless... if i may paraphrase the beastie boys: "Well this yam came up to me - says he's toppa the town But his crew was never seen when chips were down He leans to the right but he doesn't really know What the ****s going on with the whole ****in show I think his name was pussy but it could be woos He had his ****in day till about '82 The next thing he said, "My place or yours? I put him in a sandwich in the haymarket doors They always came in a cab - as cab driver said You recognized your yams from the back of their head He said when the yams got any close to our base They done made him stop the cab to get out of the place They never got out man cos they knew they'd regret it Something was going on and they never ****in got it Yans were crying like a baby - stupid dumb It's just too bad them yam's all bums He's a yamster - he's gets around He's yamster - he's got a gripe He's a yamster - and he's full of tripe He's a yamster I burst a good trainer on some yams arse Never seen a body move so feckin fast, Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile And I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while That yams girl came up to me said she wanted to know If a Hibbie could seven-nil her when her yam could no We gotta her crib - there's a yam or three. They didn't say a word - they just stared at me I said, "I don't know her just met her tonight." But she saud you yam are full of ****e Yam pulled me over said, "**** that's cold, I says "we are it and you are old" The girl was crafty - she knew all the moves I started playing records - she knew all the grooves She got it on for leith - said gorgie was ****e The Yams are all wrong and the Hibbies are right When I woke up late in the afternoon The yams were chasing dragons off a rusty spoon I looked at the skanks flat lying flat on the floor Looked for all the world like a gaggle of whores The mirror, the TV, the guitar cord The remote control and an old skateboard I robbed them blind - took all that they owned Threw the lot in a skip on the ****ing way home He's a yamster - he's gets around He's yamster - he's got a gripe He's a yamster - and he's full of tripe He's a yamster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I have just been and had a look at the bounce "retaliation." I think I have yet to see a more witless, repugnant, idiotic and humourfree attempt at "banter" in my life. A picture of an anorexic woman and the tag line "a gunts [sic] bint." I Didn't think there was much more to be said about a group of individuals whose level of badinage has stooped to such depths. Then i came across this, which has left me speechless... that about sums them up for me WTF is he on about and he really thinks he is being witty and clever ,never read so much s**** in my life , trainspotter if there ever was one eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I have just been and had a look at the bounce "retaliation." I think I have yet to see a more witless, repugnant, idiotic and humourfree attempt at "banter" in my life. A picture of an anorexic woman and the tag line "a gunts [sic] bint." I Didn't think there was much more to be said about a group of individuals whose level of badinage has stooped to such depths. Then i came across this, which has left me speechless... As you said before: BEYOND PARODY SINCE 1875 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I have just been and had a look at the bounce "retaliation." I think I have yet to see a more witless, repugnant, idiotic and humourfree attempt at "banter" in my life. A picture of an anorexic woman and the tag line "a gunts [sic] bint." I Didn't think there was much more to be said about a group of individuals whose level of badinage has stooped to such depths. Then i came across this, which has left me speechless... What an illiterate tramp. When your reading it you can get a mental picture of what he's probably like, and let's just say he's at the bottom end of society. *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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