Alan_R Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 So its that time of year again.What are you getting your better halves and lady friends? Or lady JKBers what is on your wanted lists?Now before anyone jumps in that im being a lazy bore, it was my missus birthday last month so the following is already covered.-Necklace and earrings-New jewellery box-Jacket-Leather Boots-Concert Tickets-HandbagAlready covered Designer purse, tablet and phone in recent times. She doesnt use alot of perfumes so already has what she wants.So far i have a candle gift set...STRUGGLING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 GHP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I am getting her a muzzle. She needs to learn to shut the feck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 The Tyson Fury Guide To Being A Good Wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Not really guys LOL. We are taking each other away to Center Parcs first week in January. Our holidays are always busy so we just want some time to chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 A set out of the Body Shop. I can't remember what the things inside are or what they do, just make sure it says strawberry and you can't go wrong really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I genuinely opened this with hope of maybe getting the bird a decent pressie. Have I learned **** all these past 10 years on this site! hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I married young and didn't know any better when I bought her an iron and cook book first Christmas together. For some reason she was disappointed! We were skint, her iron was faulty and she is a crap cook. 30 years later I just give her a wad of cash and send her to the Boxing Day sales, I buy her a few other bits and bobs such as gig tickets or Fringe vouchers. Two years ago I bought her a soup kettle as an extra and she didn't laugh (thanks Kickback) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Rothstein Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 So its that time of year again. What are you getting your better halves and lady friends? Or lady JKBers what is on your wanted lists? Now before anyone jumps in that im being a lazy bore, it was my missus birthday last month so the following is already covered. -Necklace and earrings -New jewellery box -Jacket -Leather Boots -Concert Tickets -Handbag Already covered Designer purse, tablet and phone in recent times. She doesnt use alot of perfumes so already has what she wants. So far i have a candle gift set... STRUGGLING! You got her all that for her birthday?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 10, 2015 Author Share Posted December 10, 2015 I genuinely opened this with hope of maybe getting the bird a decent pressie. Have I learned **** all these past 10 years on this site! hahahahaha To be fair plenty decent ideas in my OP! Same can't be said for replies yet lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 10, 2015 Author Share Posted December 10, 2015 You got her all that for her birthday?! This year yes, don't usually go that mad!! but was well organised for once so costs spread throughout year and concert tickets are part of Christmas. I realise now I should've split it up a bit more but wanted her to get the boots/jacket earlier so she could use them over winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 To be fair plenty decent ideas in my OP! Same can't be said for replies yet lol She has 2 tickets to see the Stone Roses next year at the Etihad though don't think she will like them all that much I will probably have to call her an ungrateful bitch come christmas day haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairneyhill Jambo Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 So its that time of year again. What are you getting your better halves and lady friends? Or lady JKBers what is on your wanted lists? Now before anyone jumps in that im being a lazy bore, it was my missus birthday last month so the following is already covered. -Necklace and earrings -New jewellery box -Jacket -Leather Boots -Concert Tickets -Handbag Already covered Designer purse, tablet and phone in recent times. She doesnt use alot of perfumes so already has what she wants. So far i have a candle gift set... STRUGGLING! Groupon is your friend. Get a meal for two or spa treatment for two, for her and her mum. Means you have a free Saturday pass to go out on the peeve. Win win. And you can pump the two of them. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Video yourself slowly busting one off while looking at the camera singing "Silent Night". Romance. Girls love that sort of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I took my Girlfriend to London forna weekend and watched Wicked the musical, if she's into that. Also went for lunch at a michelin starred restaurant and took in a few shops, tourist attractions and museums. For Christmas I got her a radiator Duster (joke present) and some lush bath stuff, and makeup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I took my Girlfriend to London forna weekend and watched Wicked the musical, if she's into that. Also went for lunch at a michelin starred restaurant and took in a few shops, tourist attractions and museums. For Christmas I got her a radiator Duster (joke present) and some lush bath stuff, and makeup. So she's a smelly dog, who needs to do more housework. How ya doing Mr Fury anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 So she's a smelly dog, who needs to do more housework. How ya doing Mr Fury anyway As far as I'm aware, this lush stuff just fizzes and then turns the bath sparkly and blue, don't know if it smells or not because I bought it from the web and yes, the radiators are overly dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Perfume, Amazon Fire Tablet, bed socks, chocolates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 She's bled me dry for 26 years so she's getting Sweet FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 As far as I'm aware, this lush stuff just fizzes and then turns the bath sparkly and blue, don't know if it smells or not because I bought it from the web and yes, the radiators are overly dirty. Aye, then leaves a mess in your bath when the lazy bitch doesn't rinse it out afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Get her some jewellery and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the jewellery she can go **** herself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Get her this http://www.penguin.co.uk/books/how-it-works-the-wife/9780718183547/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 She has 2 tickets to see the Stone Roses next year at the Etihad though don't think she will like them all that much I will probably have to call her an ungrateful bitch come christmas day haha Why 2 tickets? Is 1 for you? I've got tickets for the Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Btw how much did you spend on her birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Wee purse-sized nail kit. Subscription to her favourite monthly magazine (brownie points once a month for a whole year and something for reading on the bog as a last resort). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 GHP GHD's maybe? If not, wtf is GHP? I genuinely opened this with hope of maybe getting the bird a decent pressie. Have I learned **** all these past 10 years on this site! hahahahaha So true, I made that mistake too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 Btw how much did you spend on her birthday? Far too much but like I say was spread out so didn't seen so bad. She's worth it tho <3 Plus shot myself in the foot cause raised the bar too high haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 GHD's maybe? If not, wtf is GHP :lol: Get her pumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 GHD's maybe? If not, wtf is GHP? So true, I made that mistake too! My first thought was that he'd misspelt GHB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I've got her a prviate registration plate for her car this year. Possibly a wee bit pretentious but she'll love it and I'm trying to get to Portugal for some golf in the New Year. Every little helps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 :lol: Get her pumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Why 2 tickets? Is 1 for you? I've got tickets for the Sunday. Shes a fat ***** Na of course one's for me however we only got the Wed one :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 GHD's maybe? If not, wtf is GHP? So true, I made that mistake too! Hahaha Oh kickback! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 @@@@@ Edit - Damn you, Kickback. My favourite acronym of them all has been censored! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 So its that time of year again. What are you getting your better halves and lady friends? Or lady JKBers what is on your wanted lists? Now before anyone jumps in that im being a lazy bore, it was my missus birthday last month so the following is already covered. -Necklace and earrings -New jewellery box -Jacket -Leather Boots -Concert Tickets -Handbag Already covered Designer purse, tablet and phone in recent times. She doesnt use alot of perfumes so already has what she wants. So far i have a candle gift set... STRUGGLING! Book her in for electrolysis to take care of her top lip. She'll love you for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 We agreed this year that we would just go shopping in the sales as most of the stuff we would buy each other would be reduced after Xmas anyway. She isn't that bothered by not having presents on xmas day... So I gave away all of my other ideas to relatives. I receive a text a couple days back. I've thought about it and I think I'd actually like presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 We agreed this year that we would just go shopping in the sales as most of the stuff we would buy each other would be reduced after Xmas anyway. She isn't that bothered by not having presents on xmas day... So I gave away all of my other ideas to relatives. I receive a text a couple days back. I've thought about it and I think I'd actually like presents. You fell for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 We agreed this year that we would just go shopping in the sales as most of the stuff we would buy each other would be reduced after Xmas anyway. She isn't that bothered by not having presents on xmas day... So I gave away all of my other ideas to relatives. I receive a text a couple days back. I've thought about it and I think I'd actually like presents. You'll need to be a lot cannier than that. It's psychological warfare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You fell for that? We're also doing this. Just moved house last week and we're spending silly money on the new place instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 We're also doing this. Just moved house last week and we're spending silly money on the new place instead. 9 years with the girlfriend and we never buy presents for each other, rather go away together, or just go the hearts home and away together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You fell for that? Yes as we'd done it before with no issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboPete Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Get her some jewellery and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the jewellery she can go **** herself! If you do get her one of the above, go for a double ender. That way you get something out of it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You could use the Zlatan Ibrahimovich approach. When asked what he would be giving his wife as a present, he was quoted as saying "what could she possibly want/need when she has Zlatan" (or words to that effect.) Warning This may only work if you're one of the worlds top football players earning over ?200k per week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidsnot Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Women go nuts for this type of thing,it might look tacky but it's not,and it's GVFM. http://www.boots.com/en/SOAP-GLORY-ITS-THE-WHOLE-SHE-BANG_1688841/?&cm_mmc=bmm-_-google-_-Boots%20Beauty-_-Soap%20and%20Glory%20-%20Phrase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 If you do get her one of the above, go for a double ender. That way you get something out of it too. Nour wrong wi a wee tickle wi the finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidsnot Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I got my wife an artificial leg for Chrimbo, It's not her main present just a stocking filler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 We agreed this year that we would just go shopping in the sales as most of the stuff we would buy each other would be reduced after Xmas anyway. She isn't that bothered by not having presents on xmas day... So I gave away all of my other ideas to relatives. I receive a text a couple days back. I've thought about it and I think I'd actually like presents. It's posts like this that make me think 'what kind of ****ing radge are you with?' My bird is normal. None of this playing games shit. Anything else and it's just the guy's fault for letting it happen. That's not me saying put them in their place or that. Just don't be with a mental and it isn't an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Walnut Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Buy them an iPad, I've never seen a lady fail to get moist after receiving one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 My dad bought my mum a thigh firmer gift set for her birthday today. Apparently the shop packed and gift wrapped the wrong gift for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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