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Was watching some Simpsons this afternoon - some right old classics.

 

From the late 90's it gradually jumped the shark more and more to a point where its been bad longer than it was good - its like it almost tries too hard now. Tries to be funny but you shake your head at it.

 

However, back in the day it was episode after episode of sheer quality

 

What are your favourite episodes?

 

Homer in clown school

Germans taking over the power plant

Grampa/Burns and the WW2 stolen art collection

Homer and the work's baseball team

Ralph/Lisa Valentine

 

So many great quotes as well

 

"Super Nintendo Chalmers"

 

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"Dental plan" "Lisa needs Braces"

 

Sideshow Bob standing on the claw end of all they rakes.

 

Apu Kwik-E Mart song.

 

Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll, like cletus the slack jawed yokel.

 

Too many.

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Homerpalooza for no reason other than the London symphony Orchestra playing insane in the brain.

 

Saw a new episode recently that just shoe horned pharell Williams in for no reason. It was terrible.

Daydream Believer
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Tend to remember the quotes more than the specific episodes.

 

"But Marge, every time I learn something new it pushes something else out. Remember when I learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive"

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Purple is a fruit

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At it's peak, there was simply nothing else near it. It makes you feel a bit sad watching it now, like watching George Best at Hibs.

 

A worldwide phenomenon reduced to pishness.

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Not a fan myself but my wife and 12 year old lad love it.

 

Don't know it's name but the episode when a new employee (Grimes?) hates Homer is funny.

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Homer: "My name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"

Post Office Worker: "Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "...I don't know

 

Maude: "We're talking about S.E.X in front of the C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N."

Krusty "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down?"

 

Kent Brockman: "We've come up with a camera so tiny, it fits in the oversized novelty hat."

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Old Simpsons from about 10 years ago was absolutely quality, and absolutely nothing could rival it.  Stuff like this was amazing and still has replay value.

Sanny Vicious
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You don't win friends with salad

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"Heyyy... That's not the wallet inspector!"

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"All right! I admit it! I'm the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!"

 

"Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile?"

 

"A little from column A, a little from column B."

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Enjoying reading these.

 

There was one clip where Lisa asked Milhouse to pass a note to Nelson that said something like 'guess who likes you?'. When Nelson turned round Milhouse was looking at him and smiled. The next scene was Milhouse in the ambulance. One of the best.

 

:laugh:

 

That's a Belter that scene.

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Lemon Of Troy

 

'No one in history has ever done anything this clever'

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Enjoying reading these.

 

There was one clip where Lisa asked Milhouse to pass a note to Nelson that said something like 'guess who likes you?'. When Nelson turned round Milhouse was looking at him and smiled. The next scene was Milhouse in the ambulance. One of the best.

"He can't hear you - we had to pack his ears with gauze" :rofl:

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Marge, may I play Devil's advocate for a moment?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Homer's BBBQ- the extra B is for BYOB.

"Don't worry Mr Burns you impressed me, and I don't impress easily . WOW!!!! A blue car "

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The one where homer steals Moes car so moe can get the insurance money , Homer on the library cart " must kill moe weeeeee"

 

The Shelly Bobbins ( Mary Poppins ) parody maybe one of the best parodies anytime anywhere .

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Marge, climbing into bed: "Grampa is driving me up the wall."

Homer: "What are you telling me for, he's your father-in-law."

 

When Homer gets prescribed medical marijuana and turns into a stoner. Marge makes him give it up he is sitting at dinner stressing out, he pulls out a spliff from his shirt pocket and Marge asks him why he kept that and he says "as a reminder, Marge, as a reminder." And written on the spliff is 'Dentist Tuesday'.

 

I love the Halloween shows, Hell Toupee, when a wig made of a recently executed Snake possesses Homer, is a particular favourite.

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Lunch lady Doris, dae ye huv any grease?

 

Yes we do.

 

Then grease me up woman!

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Grampa simpson strip club visit

 

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Push her down son.

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Grampa simpson strip club visit

 

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That was a great musical number but I have to agree with Das Kaiser, See My Vest was just awesome.

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Mr plough, that's my name.

My name again is mr plough.

 

The ad by barney using Linda Ronstadt was quite a cool tune, I still know all the words.

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Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders.

 

He was a zombie?

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I love you Papa Homer.

I love you too Pepsi

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"My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I didn't come forward because in this country it makes you look like a pervert, but every single Scottish person does it!"

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The Last Temptation of Homer - so many good bits.

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The one when Homer gets hair, and Karl, his assistant.

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Mmmmm pointy

 

I'm a people like you Marge

 

To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems

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The best moment ever :lol:
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The one where Homers shirt is dyed pink.

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"Brothers and Sisters are natural enemies, Like Englishmen and Scots and Welshmen and Scots and Japanese and Scots and Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland"

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Homer The Vigilante:

 

Lisa: "If you are the police, who will police the police?"

 

Homer: "I dunno, Coastguard?"

 

One of the recent ones when Grandpa is found to have served in the US Air Force:

 

Lisa: "You told me you were in the army"

Bart: "I thought you were in the Navy"

Grandpa: "That's exactly the same confusion I had when I was in the Marines"

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Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge :lol:

 

"Select shot strength - I suggest 'feather touch'."

 

"You have selected POWER DRIVE." :rofl:

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Pigs tend to chew their food. I say he eats more like a duck

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Hey buddy, I got a film for ya 'A Fridge Too Far'!

 

:rofl:

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The best moment ever :lol:

 

:rofl: 

 

Agree re it not being half as good as it was back in the early 90's.  I remember my mate who had sky making me VHS copies every now and again back about 91/92 and the videos were almost worn out.  

 

Hard to pinpoint any particular episodes but a few I can think of a few clips that had me in stitches.......

 

 

 

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Series 3-10 is up there with the greatest TV ever made. Consistently hilarious for years and so well written - it's almost impossible to pick 5 out of that. It's crap now but was unmissable back in the day. Some great lines so far and here's a few others...

 

Homer - let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the homer tax.

Lisa - No, that's the homeowner tax.

 

Chief Wiggum - this is papa bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect driving a...car of some sort...heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

 

Grampa - I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.

 

Hans Moleman - I was saying Boo-urns.

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Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge :lol:

 

"Select shot strength - I suggest 'feather touch'."

 

"You have selected POWER DRIVE." :rofl:

I love that. You could write an essay dissecting why that is such a spot on piece of humour. Edited by GlasgoJambo
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Another scene was in the softball espisode when Marge pans the video-camera to Homer sitting on the bench, he proceeds to start scratching his groin to which Marge quickly pulls away and says 'Oh Dear!', 'Kids, let me know when dad has finished stratching himself'.....10 seconds pass.....'Kids?' 'We'll tell you mom'.

 

What was all the nasty things that happened to the all stars?

 

One fell into purgatory

Another got tied up saving: cats, dogs and a piano in a fire

Sax got arrested and charged with all the unsolved murders on account of being from Detroit

There was a bar room brawl with Barney about British prime-ministers

Another got gigantism of the head

One thought he was a chicken through hypnosis

 

What an episode! Catchy soon as well.

Can't remember who,but one of them wasn't allowed to play as he wouldn't shave what Mr burns thought were sideburns.

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