Classic The Simpsons

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Was watching some Simpsons this afternoon - some right old classics.

 

From the late 90's it gradually jumped the shark more and more to a point where its been bad longer than it was good - its like it almost tries too hard now. Tries to be funny but you shake your head at it.

 

However, back in the day it was episode after episode of sheer quality

 

What are your favourite episodes?

 

Homer in clown school

Germans taking over the power plant

Grampa/Burns and the WW2 stolen art collection

Homer and the work's baseball team

Ralph/Lisa Valentine

 

So many great quotes as well

 

"Super Nintendo Chalmers"

 

 

 

 

 

[RudiHMFC]

"Dental plan" "Lisa needs Braces"

 

Sideshow Bob standing on the claw end of all they rakes.

 

Apu Kwik-E Mart song.

 

Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll, like cletus the slack jawed yokel.

 

Too many.

Edited August 27, 2015 by Amnesiac

[GforGallo]

Homerpalooza for no reason other than the London symphony Orchestra playing insane in the brain.

 

Saw a new episode recently that just shoe horned pharell Williams in for no reason. It was terrible.

[Daydream Believer]

Tend to remember the quotes more than the specific episodes.

 

"But Marge, every time I learn something new it pushes something else out. Remember when I learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive"

[Currahee!]

Purple is a fruit

[Normthebarman]

At it's peak, there was simply nothing else near it. It makes you feel a bit sad watching it now, like watching George Best at Hibs.

 

A worldwide phenomenon reduced to pishness.

Edited August 27, 2015 by Normthebarman

[Lord BJ]

The one where homer eats the blowfish and think he's about to die. I do enjoy.

 

The kids singing theme to shaft cracks me up.

 

I also like the Michael Jackson mental patient one.

 

I don't mind the Simpsons when it's on. Not something I go searching for but my kids enjoy it.

 

Still some clever humour in.

 

It's impossible to keep something that old fresh and I think it's probably aimed at a different demographic than your in nowadays GA[emoji2]

[martoon]

Not a fan myself but my wife and 12 year old lad love it.

 

Don't know it's name but the episode when a new employee (Grimes?) hates Homer is funny.

[Der Kaiser]

See....my.......vest

[Bunny Munro]

Homer: "My name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"

Post Office Worker: "Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "...I don't know

 

Maude: "We're talking about S.E.X in front of the C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N."

Krusty "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down?"

 

Kent Brockman: "We've come up with a camera so tiny, it fits in the oversized novelty hat."

[Hunky Dory]

The X files episode was the best. Close thread.

 

Highlights include:

 

The lie detector - 'Do you understand?' 'Yes' BOOM

The eerie music, then the orchestra drives past

Willie shouting 'Kill it'

Homer jiggling on the treadmill

The sign that says 'die', then 'diet' and Homer screams and runs away.

 

Not seen that episode for years, need to find it on YT tonight.

[tian447]

Old Simpsons from about 10 years ago was absolutely quality, and absolutely nothing could rival it.  Stuff like this was amazing and still has replay value.

[AWM]

You Only Move Twice

 

 

 

[:shitwine:]

Tramampoline! Trabampoline!

[Hunky Dory]

Some crackers on this:

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_83RSSqydEk

[Sanny Vicious]

You don't win friends with salad

[Normthebarman]

"Heyyy... That's not the wallet inspector!"

[Normthebarman]

"All right! I admit it! I'm the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!"

 

"Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile?"

 

"A little from column A, a little from column B."

[Hunky Dory]

'Max Power?' 'Yeah I got the name off a hairdryer'.

[Hunky Dory]

'Don't make me run, I am full of chocolate'

Edited August 27, 2015 by Hunky Dory

[Hunky Dory]

Enjoying reading these.

 

There was one clip where Lisa asked Milhouse to pass a note to Nelson that said something like 'guess who likes you?'. When Nelson turned round Milhouse was looking at him and smiled. The next scene was Milhouse in the ambulance. One of the best.

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Enjoying reading these.

 

There was one clip where Lisa asked Milhouse to pass a note to Nelson that said something like 'guess who likes you?'. When Nelson turned round Milhouse was looking at him and smiled. The next scene was Milhouse in the ambulance. One of the best.

 

 

That's a Belter that scene.

[Hunky Dory]

Marge - 'Homer, that crazy lady who lives in the trash attacked me again this morning'.

 

Homer - 'That's not the way she tells it'.

[westbow]

"scotchtoberfest"

[GlasgoJambo]

Lemon Of Troy

 

'No one in history has ever done anything this clever'

[:shitwine:]

Enjoying reading these.

 

There was one clip where Lisa asked Milhouse to pass a note to Nelson that said something like 'guess who likes you?'. When Nelson turned round Milhouse was looking at him and smiled. The next scene was Milhouse in the ambulance. One of the best.

"He can't hear you - we had to pack his ears with gauze"

[GlasgoJambo]

Marge, may I play Devil's advocate for a moment?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hunky Dory]

Marge, may I play Devil's advocate for a moment?

[jambo_man]

"Gym? What the hell is a gym?"

 

[Lord BJ]

You Only Move Twice

 

That is a cracking episode and brilliant character

[Rupert Pupkin]

Homer's BBBQ- the extra B is for BYOB.

"Don't worry Mr Burns you impressed me, and I don't impress easily . WOW!!!! A blue car "

Edited August 27, 2015 by Rupert Pupkin

[ToadKiller Dog]

The one where homer steals Moes car so moe can get the insurance money , Homer on the library cart " must kill moe weeeeee"

 

The Shelly Bobbins ( Mary Poppins ) parody maybe one of the best parodies anytime anywhere .

Edited August 27, 2015 by ToadKiller Dog

[Sawdust Caesar]

Marge, climbing into bed: "Grampa is driving me up the wall."

Homer: "What are you telling me for, he's your father-in-law."

 

When Homer gets prescribed medical marijuana and turns into a stoner. Marge makes him give it up he is sitting at dinner stressing out, he pulls out a spliff from his shirt pocket and Marge asks him why he kept that and he says "as a reminder, Marge, as a reminder." And written on the spliff is 'Dentist Tuesday'.

 

I love the Halloween shows, Hell Toupee, when a wig made of a recently executed Snake possesses Homer, is a particular favourite.

[The Great Khali]

Lunch lady Doris, dae ye huv any grease?

 

Yes we do.

 

Then grease me up woman!

[EreWeG0..]

Grampa simpson strip club visit

 

[Brandt]

[Currahee!]

Push her down son.

[Chewie]

"Saxamophone... Saxamophone"

[:shitwine:]

Cat in the Furnace

[Daydream Believer]

Grampa simpson strip club visit

 

That was a great musical number but I have to agree with Das Kaiser, See My Vest was just awesome.

[superjack]

Mr plough, that's my name.

My name again is mr plough.

 

The ad by barney using Linda Ronstadt was quite a cool tune, I still know all the words.

[GlasgoJambo]

Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders.

 

He was a zombie?

[GlasgoJambo]

I love you Papa Homer.

I love you too Pepsi

[Normthebarman]

"My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I didn't come forward because in this country it makes you look like a pervert, but every single Scottish person does it!"

[Boof]

The Last Temptation of Homer - so many good bits.

[Lobey Dosser]

The one when Homer gets hair, and Karl, his assistant.

[jamboz]

Mmmmm pointy

 

I'm a people like you Marge

 

To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems

[tian447]

The best moment ever

[WSTR]

The one where Homers shirt is dyed pink.

[iantjambo]

"Brothers and Sisters are natural enemies, Like Englishmen and Scots and Welshmen and Scots and Japanese and Scots and Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland"