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Another scene was in the softball espisode when Marge pans the video-camera to Homer sitting on the bench, he proceeds to start scratching his groin to which Marge quickly pulls away and says 'Oh Dear!', 'Kids, let me know when dad has finished stratching himself'.....10 seconds pass.....'Kids?' 'We'll tell you mom'.

 

What was all the nasty things that happened to the all stars?

 

One fell into purgatory

Another got tied up saving: cats, dogs and a piano in a fire

Sax got arrested and charged with all the unsolved murders on account of being from Detroit

There was a bar room brawl with Barney about British prime-ministers

Another got gigantism of the head

One thought he was a chicken through hypnosis

 

What an episode! Catchy soon as well.

Can't remember who,but one of them wasn't allowed to play as he wouldn't shave what Mr burns thought were sideburns.

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One of my favourite scenes is when Homer is parked so far away from the entrance to the power plant he is just over the fence from his back garden, with the family waving to him :lol:

 

Think it might be from the Stonecutters episode but maybe someone can confirm.

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Can't remember who,but one of them wasn't allowed to play as he wouldn't shave what Mr burns thought were sideburns.

 

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:lol: Sure as night follows day, folk tell you how crap The Simpsons is now compared to what it was.

 

Lots of crackers on the thread so far. My favourite has to be Cape fear though.

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The voice for that is brilliant.

Yup, love that guy. Also tries to sell Lisa a hamster

 

Lisa Simpson: I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.

Clerk: Okay.

[reaches into a box under the counter]

Clerk: Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.

Lisa Simpson: How can a hamster write mysteries?

Clerk: Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.

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Marge: Now, be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.

Lisa: What are we gonna have?

Homer: Well that depends on what your teachers say. If both of you have been good, pizza. If you've been bad, um... let's see, poison.

Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?

Bart: Poison pizza.

Homer: Oh no, I'm not making two stops

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:laugh:

 

Some absolute crackers on this thread - great stuff.

 

Superb idea for a thread though mate! We could go on for a while with quality material. 

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You could start a thread of its own on everything awesome and quotable from the Stonecutters episode :lol:

"But you let Homer Glumplich in"

 

"It says no Homer'S...We're allowed to have one"

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Homer Badman is probably my favourite episode ever - not the most quotable but totally nails the media and lynch mob mentality.
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The Cape Fear one is on just now - not seen it in years - absolute class

 

Homer brandishing the chainsaw and wearing the hockey mask

 

:laugh:

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The Cape Fear one is on just now - not seen it in years - absolute class

 

Homer brandishing the chainsaw and wearing the hockey mask

 

:laugh:

It's a topper.

 

No, it's German for the Bart, the!

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The Cape Fear one is on just now - not seen it in years - absolute class

 

Homer brandishing the chainsaw and wearing the hockey mask

 

:laugh:

"HEY BART, WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK"

 

Bob walking into the rakes is hilarious.

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"Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!"

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The X files episode was the best. Close thread.

 

Highlights include:

 

The lie detector - 'Do you understand?' 'Yes' BOOM

The eerie music, then the orchestra drives past

Willie shouting 'Kill it'

Homer jiggling on the treadmill

The sign that says 'die', then 'diet' and Homer screams and runs away.

 

Not seen that episode for years, need to find it on YT tonight.

Absolutely brilliant that bit :rofl:

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Lisa goes on Americas got talent. The scene cuts to Milhouse singing "When a man loves a woman"

Lenny shouts out Which one are you the man or the woman

Carl replys: questioning the kids sexuality high 5 :lol:

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Another vote for the stonecutters episode.

 

"I'm going outside...to stalk...Lenny and Carl"

 

And also when he goes through his initiation and falls through the flights of floors.

"I think I have to do it again...my blindfold came off"

 

Theres many more. Brilliant stuff!!

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Greatest Tv show ever made, Seasons 2-14,15 are untouchable!

 

Homer to the max has to be up there with the best, "Lets get something to eat, you like thai?" "Tie good, you like shirt?" Hahahaha

 

and when his mum comes back and they're in court, Homer turns to the jury and says, 

 

"I grew up without a mother, You dont know what that does to a person, I mean im in the same court room three times today, One of those for burning down a blood bank" he then shouts angrily "One free cookie my ass" hahahahaha

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It's a topper.

 

No, it's German for the Bart, the!

This one goes out to Bart Simpson with the message, I am going to kill you

 

:lol:

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

The one when Homer wins a motorbike, & is embarrassed to tell Bart he doesn't know how to ride it.

 

"Promise you won't laugh?"

 

"Of course!"

 

"I don't know how."

 

Bart immediately bursts out laughing, and continues laughing for days. :lol:

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