GforGallo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Another scene was in the softball espisode when Marge pans the video-camera to Homer sitting on the bench, he proceeds to start scratching his groin to which Marge quickly pulls away and says 'Oh Dear!', 'Kids, let me know when dad has finished stratching himself'.....10 seconds pass.....'Kids?' 'We'll tell you mom'. What was all the nasty things that happened to the all stars? One fell into purgatory Another got tied up saving: cats, dogs and a piano in a fire Sax got arrested and charged with all the unsolved murders on account of being from Detroit There was a bar room brawl with Barney about British prime-ministers Another got gigantism of the head One thought he was a chicken through hypnosis What an episode! Catchy soon as well. Can't remember who,but one of them wasn't allowed to play as he wouldn't shave what Mr burns thought were sideburns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 One of my favourite scenes is when Homer is parked so far away from the entrance to the power plant he is just over the fence from his back garden, with the family waving to him Think it might be from the Stonecutters episode but maybe someone can confirm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Can't remember who,but one of them wasn't allowed to play as he wouldn't shave what Mr burns thought were sideburns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red21 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Homer no function beer well without! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Sure as night follows day, folk tell you how crap The Simpsons is now compared to what it was. Lots of crackers on the thread so far. My favourite has to be Cape fear though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Hey buddy, I got a film for ya 'A Fridge Too Far'! The voice for that is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williejamiesonlesftfoot Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The one where lisa rejects mr burns cheque and homer has 4 simultaneous heart attacks . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The voice for that is brilliant. Yup, love that guy. Also tries to sell Lisa a hamster Lisa Simpson: I want the most intelligent hamster you've got. Clerk: Okay. [reaches into a box under the counter] Clerk: Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor. Lisa Simpson: How can a hamster write mysteries? Clerk: Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Marge: Now, be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have? Homer: Well that depends on what your teachers say. If both of you have been good, pizza. If you've been bad, um... let's see, poison. Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad? Bart: Poison pizza. Homer: Oh no, I'm not making two stops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 You could start a thread of its own on everything awesome and quotable from the Stonecutters episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Although not when you get chucked out of well known hearts pubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 Some absolute crackers on this thread - great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Not even the best but when I think of the Simpsons the Monorail song comes into my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Homer: Marge, I'm pulling an all nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Some absolute crackers on this thread - great stuff. Superb idea for a thread though mate! We could go on for a while with quality material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 "Do I ever - it's been three years and I STILL think I'm a chicken - I'm a chicken, Marge!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Mendozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Edited August 28, 2015 by The Comedian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 You could start a thread of its own on everything awesome and quotable from the Stonecutters episode "But you let Homer Glumplich in" "It says no Homer'S...We're allowed to have one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunblestjambo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Precious Venus Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 "Ralph Wiggum" "Yay I won" "No Ralph, this means your failing English" "Me fail English? That's unpossible" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Precious Venus Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Homer Badman is probably my favourite episode ever - not the most quotable but totally nails the media and lynch mob mentality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The one when lenny gets a coin stuck in his head is hilarious https://youtu.be/z-S4uUHmQtU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 https://youtu.be/aO2t6LO9oLI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 The Cape Fear one is on just now - not seen it in years - absolute class Homer brandishing the chainsaw and wearing the hockey mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The Cape Fear one is on just now - not seen it in years - absolute class Homer brandishing the chainsaw and wearing the hockey mask It's a topper. No, it's German for the Bart, the! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 No one who speaks German could be a bad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekeo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Early seasons were outstanding! Moe taking the lie detector test is one of my favourites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Buenos dingdong diddilly dias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The Cape Fear one is on just now - not seen it in years - absolute class Homer brandishing the chainsaw and wearing the hockey mask "HEY BART, WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK" Bob walking into the rakes is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 "Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Tate Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 But like people, some of them are just jerks. Stop that Mr Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The X files episode was the best. Close thread. Highlights include: The lie detector - 'Do you understand?' 'Yes' BOOM The eerie music, then the orchestra drives past Willie shouting 'Kill it' Homer jiggling on the treadmill The sign that says 'die', then 'diet' and Homer screams and runs away. Not seen that episode for years, need to find it on YT tonight. Absolutely brilliant that bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Gym? What's a gym? Oooooh a gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Lisa goes on Americas got talent. The scene cuts to Milhouse singing "When a man loves a woman" Lenny shouts out Which one are you the man or the woman Carl replys: questioning the kids sexuality high 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kc1874 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Another vote for the stonecutters episode. "I'm going outside...to stalk...Lenny and Carl" And also when he goes through his initiation and falls through the flights of floors. "I think I have to do it again...my blindfold came off" Theres many more. Brilliant stuff!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 If it's clear and yella - you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown - you're in cider town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 The visit to the steel mill is priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notorious BIG Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Greatest Tv show ever made, Seasons 2-14,15 are untouchable! Homer to the max has to be up there with the best, "Lets get something to eat, you like thai?" "Tie good, you like shirt?" Hahahaha and when his mum comes back and they're in court, Homer turns to the jury and says, "I grew up without a mother, You dont know what that does to a person, I mean im in the same court room three times today, One of those for burning down a blood bank" he then shouts angrily "One free cookie my ass" hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 It's a topper. No, it's German for the Bart, the! This one goes out to Bart Simpson with the message, I am going to kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what an amusing anecdote. Now you tell one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skyYZDDtt9M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 The one when Homer wins a motorbike, & is embarrassed to tell Bart he doesn't know how to ride it. "Promise you won't laugh?" "Of course!" "I don't know how." Bart immediately bursts out laughing, and continues laughing for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Loblaw Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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