1874robbo Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Never seen so many flying about the wheatfield or gorgie before!!! I'm in section A and I spent the last 15 mins of the game looking up to make sure I dodged any flying shit!!! Quote
The Internet Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Absolute arseholes. They're getting confident, hopefully a Paterson cross takes one out on Sunday and they all get the message, don't want to be sitting there with the constant fear of being shat on every other week. Quote
1874robbo Posted July 26, 2015 Author Posted July 26, 2015 Could have done with the old boy that has the rattle to scare them away. Quote
RobNox Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 We need to invest in a golden eagle or something similar. Train it to circle over the stadium during matches. We'd soon see how hard those seagulls really are! Quote
Sierra Delta Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-33653898 It's not just us, Scottish football is under attack. Edited July 26, 2015 by Sierra Delta Quote
1874robbo Posted July 26, 2015 Author Posted July 26, 2015 I assume the fake owls only work on pigeons? Quote
HMFC86 Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 They'll go back to following the trawler soon. Quote
Sydney Devine Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Section E was the place to be today.........a boy in row 7 was shat on by a seagull!!!! Direct hit on the shoulder!!! Pity it didn't hit the hard man in row 6!!!! Quote
Jambof3tornado Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Section E was the place to be today.........a boy in row 7 was shat on by a seagull!!!! Direct hit on the shoulder!!! Pity it didn't hit the hard man in row 6!!!!Lol. Quote
2205ian Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Probably been missing the chips, pizza, burgers etc that the Tynecastle High School pupils normally feed them during school term Quote
J Cheever Loophole Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 I assume the fake owls only work on pigeons? Nope my Springer Spaniel shat it big time from one. Quote
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Got a soft spot for them. Hopefully quick sand ! Quote
rubyruby Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Was hoping one would have done its business on gollum! Quote
Flankengott Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Most of them didn't even have tickets. Ratbags. Quote
Nelly Terraces Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Attention seeking barstewards. GTF Gulls. Quote
J Cheever Loophole Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Sounds daft but I've had the same seagull coming to my garden for it must be nigh on 3 years. I feed it a sachet of fish cat food before I go to work and another at night as the ****er is sitting on the wall at my drive when I get home. https://youtu.be/Q-HHJVPxvqI Quote
Tams bird Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Chucked out Pittodrie so we have them. Bloody pest. Wee boy in front of me put his hood up... Quote
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Chucked out Pittodrie so we have them. Bloody pest. Wee boy in front of me put his hood up... Sheep should make their minds up, first they try to scare them, then invite them back the week after for a testimonial Quote
SUTOL Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Sounds daft but I've had the same seagull coming to my garden for it must be nigh on 3 years. I feed it a sachet of fish cat food before I go to work and another at night as the ###### is sitting on the wall at my drive when I get home. You are part of the problem. Why do you do that? Quote
scots civil war Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 (edited) thats ******* ridiculous jdeeaberdeen are playing brighton in a fiendly today,brighton are nicknamed `the seagulls`conspiracy or ******* what eh !!! Edited July 26, 2015 by scots civil war Quote
Jamhammer Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Camped in the Everton half 2nd half. There was nothing else happening there. Kept Howard company. Quote
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Camped in the Everton half 2nd half. There was nothing else happening there. Kept Howard company.Maybe Robbie could copy their formation if they had Everton penned in? Quote
Victorian Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Did you bring it up with the gulls at the time? If no.. shitebag. GTF. Quote
J Cheever Loophole Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 You are part of the problem. Why do you do that? I don't scatter food willynilly nor do I live near Tynie. I also have a few bird feeders for the more common garden birds. This seagull just appeared and never left. It's only because it's the one bird that I continue to feed it. It's the clearty ***** that just throw away their shit that causes the problem and I'm afraid the larger towns and cities streets are covered in edible shit, wheelie bins overflowing etc... Take your ire out on the council if you stay in the toun, not the likes of me! Quote
SUTOL Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 This seagull just appeared and never left. It's only because it's the one bird that I continue to feed it. So are you saying this (sea)gull basically lives in your garden and you are its main source of food? Quote
Say What Again Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 (edited) Feeding seagulls It's folk that throw away food that are the problem. Not the folk who regularly feed them. Pay attention Edited July 26, 2015 by Say What Again Quote
J Cheever Loophole Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 So are you saying this (sea)gull basically lives in your garden and you are its main source of food? No it's there in the morning and back at night, that's all. I don't get bothered with any other gulls btw just the other usual suspects of the winged sort. Quote
hammyhouse Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 Obviously they've not tasted our pies as yet Quote
hammyhouse Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 No it's there in the morning and back at night, that's all. I don't get bothered with any other gulls btw just the other usual suspects of the winged sort. I take it it must have a day job then Quote
Tams bird Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 A seagull picked a bag of rubbish out a bin and tried to fly away with it,too heavy Dropped it on a car at the bottom of wardlaw. Quote
William H. Bonney Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JG0MxhkQ67w Quote
airdriejambo3 Posted July 26, 2015 Posted July 26, 2015 http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03384/potd-gull-swallow_3384682b.jpg i really dont think they need anybody feeding them cat food Quote
Stewart MacD Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 I don't scatter food willynilly nor do I live near Tynie. I also have a few bird feeders for the more common garden birds. This seagull just appeared and never left. It's only because it's the one bird that I continue to feed it. It's the clearty ***** that just throw away their shit that causes the problem and I'm afraid the larger towns and cities streets are covered in edible shit, wheelie bins overflowing etc... Take your ire out on the council if you stay in the toun, not the likes of me! Good on you jambodee. The ibis (Ibes?) near our place in Syderney are another story. Quote
Daveandal Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 I got attacked by one in Dundee about 10 years ago. Long story short I lost my trousers. Quote
CollyWolly Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 We should merge the seagulls thread with the McHattie thread and the Collum thread. All utterly useless c****s Quote
rubyruby Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Im wondering if one of those gulls was the baby one we had invading the pitch last year.maybe loved us that much Quote
Fort Vallance Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Honest truth. I said to my grandson at the time. Did you notice they changed ends in the second half. They were over the Roseburn in the first and the Gorgie end in the second. Quote
DETTY29 Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Seagulls will takeover the world. Ps - chucking food at the away keeper could become a tactic. Quote
JMuir94 Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Seagulls will takeover the world. Ps - chucking food at the away keeper could become a tactic. THIS!!!!!! Quote
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Gulls are amongst the most interesting animals on earth. Quote
RS86 Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Must have all come from ER, realised with all the empty seats there was no one to shit on over there Quote
Paolo Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Must have all come from ER, realised with all the empty seats there was no one to shit on over there Or that plenty folk had shat on them already. Quote
dc-jambo Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 sorry - thought this was a thread about Brighton and Hove Albion don't give a sh** about actual seagulls Quote
Buffalo Bill Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 If you want a sense of how bad the seagull situation was at Tynecastle yesterday, I would suggest you take a look at the Martinez interview on the Everton FC website. Quote
RS86 Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Or that plenty folk had shat on them already. Can never shit too much on a Hibee Quote
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