niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 My girlfriend and I were threw the back of the La sorbonne and there were only two other people there. Got talking to them and I was sure that I knew them from somewhere. A band came on and started playing when and I thought I knew the singer guitarist. One of the men that we were talking to asked us what we thought of the band and I told him I thought they were very together. Just as I said that I recognized the lead singers voice and recognized who we were talking to. We were talking to Godly and Cream and watching Mick Jones of the Clash. Big audio dynamite were just starting and were rehearsing. They played for over an hour and nobody else came in. We went on to have a few beers and what not. It ended up being quite the night, and day. Got a few but that will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertracoon Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 cool story bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 cool story bro Got one. You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekeo Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 My girlfriend Liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 Liar She was a model and a midwife from Inverness and she would shout come on the Hearts when ever I asked her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester™ Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Any chance of some punctuation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 Any chance of some punctuation? Ok ......,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekeo Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 She was a model and a midwife from Inverness and she would shout come on the Hearts when ever I asked her. In what scenarios would you ask her to do that? At the football? In the supermarket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 In what scenarios would you ask her to do that? At the football? In the supermarket? Naaa. In the kitchen, at the hermitage, On the banks of the river Cocon by the Drouthy Duck. Shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 To translate for folk: Niblick and a friend unwittingly attended a Big Audio Dynamite gig at the Cowgate Subway and amongst the sparse audience were two ex-members of 10cc - with whom he conversed. Believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 If it's the Drouthy Duck I know, it's the River Conon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 If it's the Drouthy Duck I know, it's the River Conon.You do know, he'll come after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 My girlfriend and I were threw the back of the La sorbonne and there were only two other people there. Got talking to them and I was sure that I knew them from somewhere. A band came on and started playing when and I thought I knew the singer guitarist. One of the men that we were talking to asked us what we thought of the band and I told him I thought they were very together. Just as I said that I recognized the lead singers voice and recognized who we were talking to. We were talking to Godly and Cream and watching Mick Jones of the Clash. Big audio dynamite were just starting and were rehearsing. They played for over an hour and nobody else came in. We went on to have a few beers and what not. It ended up being quite the night, and day. Got a few but that will do. Heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 ONE of your, NO-ONE will believe this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Naaa. In the kitchen, at the hermitage, On the banks of the river Cocon by the Drouthy Duck. Shit like that. In bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I had a sandwich for my tea last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I had a sandwich for my tea last night. I've just gone shopping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Just woke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 having a shave then going for a shit and a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Got a headache. It's self inflicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Shame about the Russian hogweed though, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 So the cops knew that Internal Affairs were setting them up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Shame about the Russian hogweed though, eh?Think I was smoking some if that too, my head is throbbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I still have absolutely no idea what the title is supposed to mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Anyone mind that episode of The Bill from '94 when Reg first showcased his new haircut? Seminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I still have absolutely no idea what the title is supposed to mean. It's smoke and mirrors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Apparently you can make a boiled egg in the kettle. Well, there's no apparently about it, i'm sure you can. It just seems wrong though. And what if the egg hit the hot element? That'd be messy. No, there's just too many downsides to this venture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Wait. I think I've cracked it. It's "One of your "no one will believe this" moments." but missing out the moments. With an extra comma. And no quotation marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Wait. I think I've cracked it. It's "One of your "no one will believe this" moments." but missing out the moments. With an extra comma. And no quotation marks. It's kinda like a buzzfeed clickbait article, "He went out for a drink and Mick Jones of the Clash went on stage, you'll not believe what happened next..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Wait. I think I've cracked it. It's "One of your "no one will believe this" moments." but missing out the moments. With an extra comma. And no quotation marks. .....and "threw" the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Apparently you can make a boiled egg in the kettle. Well, there's no apparently about it, i'm sure you can. It just seems wrong though. And what if the egg hit the hot element? That'd be messy. No, there's just too many downsides to this venture. Steam your fish in the dishwasher too apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Think I was smoking some if that too, my head is throbbing. Just wait until you have a go at the Japanese Naughty Weed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 If it's the Drouthy Duck I know, it's the River Conon. Yep. C when it should have bean an n. Had many a great time there. Great pub and just across the road from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I'm touching myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 Yous are all crap at telling stories. One line wonders all of you, `and I understood most of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I feel like my brain's been whisked trying to make sense of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Yous are all crap at telling stories. One line wonders all of you, `and I understood most of them Probably because they were written in English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 Probably because they were written in English And here comes Tuna Kilpatrick with another witty retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Wait. I think I've cracked it. It's "One of your "no one will believe this" moments." but missing out the moments. With an extra comma. And no quotation marks. Is it not "none of you, not one, will belive this" but missing the "n" and "t"? And comma. And "e" in believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I think it's supposed to be I just had one of your "no-one will believe this" moments. But without most of the words and punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 And here comes Tuna Kilpatrick with another witty retort. Pointing out that someone regularly makes fun of you with well timed, insightful and humorous putdowns isn't much of a retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 No yous have got it all wrong. You've to tell a story that happened to you that nobody believed. Sheesh, and if nobody does I'm going to tell another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 Pointing out that someone regularly makes fun of you with well timed, insightful and humorous putdowns isn't much of a retort. You would say that though wouldn't you, seeing as you said it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 No yous have got it all wrong. You've to tell a story that happened to you that nobody believed. Sheesh, and if nobody does I'm going to tell another one. I think I've told this one before, but the other week I put my wheely bin out on the wrong day. It should have been the recycling boxes. Properly mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Why can't we all just get along you bunch of retarded arseholes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 Why can't we all just get along you bunch of retarded arseholes? If everyone comes on here to not get along it will leave the rest of the board for everyone to get along. Get with the picture. A few **** ups with the spelling and shit woul help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 If everyone comes on here to not get along it will leave the rest of the board for everyone to get along. Get with the picture. A few **** ups with the spelling and shit woul help. I'm too intelligent to make spelling mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 I'm too intelligent to make spelling mistakes. Then tell a true story that happened to you that nobody believed. Make it a bit difficult to understand so as to piss of the not so bright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I once read a niblick post and understood every word without having to reread it to interpret it. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I'm to intelligent to make spelling mistakes. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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