Pants Shaton Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Photographer "think of Hearts fans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 The Next summer collection 08/09 available now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 "Hey Craig, I've not had this much fun letting Hearts fans down at the last minute since the '88 semi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rods Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 MM you have meet romanov, what is he like. CL an utter buffoon, who has no idea about football MM So you recomend I give the job a miss. CL Correct Ha Ha Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 'Smile if you're not going to Hearts'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Sitting at the Bus Stop outside Tynie two candidates for the Apprentice see Vlad falling getting off the No3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandylejambo Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 1st and 2nd in the queue, they new vlad would sell-up at some point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 "And see when he said 80%, 20%, I just about pished myself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BervieJambo Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Hey Jim, Billy, over here quick! Romanov's about to tell us how Miko & Elliot are going to fire Hearts to Champions League glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "look, he's making shaggy bring Miko on now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "No way,they've brought him back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MM - "I got a free flight down to London...what did you get ?" CL - "The Leicester job". MM - "Pah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmeladent?rtchen Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "And see when he said 80%, 20%, I just about pished myself" Thats best yet lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissthebadge Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 CL: "What time's your flight Marky?" MM: "5pm but between you and me, I'm not getting on. Don't tell Leitchy, let him go all the way to Lithuania on his jack jones. Where you off to anyways??" CL: "I'm off to Kaunas, me & Pinigol are hitting the town". MM: "Sound" CL: "Safe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Ant: How man, woman, man. The voatin' lines are now oapen an' ye bettah phoan in quick if ye wanna decide on whoz gunna be the next mannagah urv the heaahtz. Dec: Aye, man. It'll cost yaz aboot 3 quid furrah call. 15 pee uv that will gur ta charity (dancin' lessenz fir Clum) an' the rest guurz ta me an' Ant's pockets. Antanddec: hur, hur, hur... canny man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 You what? Hearts manager? Pfff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MM: Keep smiling Craigy Boy and don't look round. CL: Why! MM: The ghost of Hearts future is standing behind us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200milesfromgorgie Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 just act nataural .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveandal Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 At the end of the day it would still have been better than the Hibs job! http://scotsport.podbean.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MM: Keep smiling Craigy Boy and don't look round. CL: Why! MM: The ghost of Hearts future is standing behind us. At first I thought you meant 'Trade', then I actually saw the ghost:|!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Ah wiz this close. Then ah seen the new away strip. F@#k that fur a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "And see when he said 80%, 20%, I just about pished myself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 VR Stage Right "No. 1 and in goals Kurskis,...." MM & CL " Stop you are having a laugh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel's left boot Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 CL: You got a match on you mark? MM: Aye I've got a match...my arse and vlad's face. Both: It's funny cos it's true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 CL,"how much, feck,they cannae be serious" MM,"ha,ha, and they think iam". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 CL: "Hey Mark, did you see that stuff about Shagger McCurry? Good baptist minister, my backside!" MM: "Yeah - maybe Mad Vlad was right about Scottish football after all, then?" Both: "Hehehe..." CL: "So, when do you expect to hear from Celtic?" MM: "Oh, couple of weeks or so. Gordon's just got a few things to sort out. As I told the press earlier, it'd be wrong if I didn't stay at Motherwell just a wee while longer..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MM: So Craig you told them you are not paying your ?10,000 fine this time and that McCurry is still a cheating bassa. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MM: Keep smiling Craigy Boy and don't look round. CL: Why! MM: The ghost of Hearts future is standing behind us. jesus ! I just got a shiver doon ma spine... Well spotted...now THAT'S a freaky photo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 CL: And then I took Maybury, Kisnorbo and De Vries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Scoop - So gents, JKB is expecting one of you to take over the reins at Tynecastle, question is which one? Both - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha............... **10 mins later** Scoop - really, which one? McGhee - well it can't be me, last shafting I took wasn't from a small Lithuanian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennantjambo Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MM: These imitation arms we've got are barry eh CL: Ha ha aye. MM: Now watch ye dinnae pull the heed aff it CL: The heed! ah thought that wis one o yer baws ah hud there. MM: Nae chance, ah huvnae got any. CL: No matter, just keep laughin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 CL - Ah'll git aff him in a minute Roman....ah got a belter comin down the pipe. MM - Submit Vlad, dammit Submit VR (from below - muffled) - nyet nyet, neverski. Britishski managerski suckski. traitorski CL's arse - Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart 1 minute later MM - Ah think ye killed him, he's no movin CL - Feck. Just smile Mark. Naeone'll ken the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rods Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 CL looks like its just you against me again, in the battle for the uefa cup. MM Yeh, especially, when another yes man arrives at hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceking Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MM: I had Vlad on the phone and asked him if I would be picking the team and he just about pished himself laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSS Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MM - When I asked what he was looking for in a manager he said "someone who knows Hearts, has played the Scottish game and will lie down and roll over easily" Who do you know who would fit that bill Craig? CL - Graeme hogg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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