superjack Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 She is on Jonathan Ross just now. Still would. MILF. Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack_Bauer Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi123 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Chebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Would Lovely lass,really down to earth N Lovely maracas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Seems like a lovely grounded lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Pumpable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I hit 60 in 10 days.....definitely would....pllleeeaaasee Lorraine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Wouldnt say no =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibshater Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Without a second thought, and I'm only 39. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Definitely. Ive heard she is in to short, fat, hairy guys so.......im in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 With the force of a thousand suns going into supernova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Pumpable. Would need to chum her to Tannadice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 'Til neighbours complained of the smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Til the neighbours complained about the paint on the radio Nah not really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Anyone remember our DOF's prostate cancer vid? She was full of, ahem, admiration for him after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Pumpable. not the best pic tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 not the best pic tbh and your point caller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 not the best pic tbh Would still smash it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 not the best pic tbh Agree. She has to much clothes on imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I'm 23 and I approve this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I'm 29 and I don't see the attraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I'm 31 and if I ever get to the stage that I get desperate enough to start a thread about shagging Lorraine Kelly then I'll be a very surprised man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I wonder when it'll become unacceptable to (ahem) think of her like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 and your point caller? its not the best pic of her, there are better pics of her, hope that's clear enough for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartmussel Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I hit 60 in 10 days.....definitely would....pllleeeaaasee Lorraine! I'm 58 think you and me should stick to Dot Cottons of this world. Maybe occasional dreams of Helen Mirren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 its not the best pic of her, there are better pics of her, hope that's clear enough for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 She's ******* stinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grado Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Would rather have a go at her 20 year old daughter personally but wouldn't say no if Lorraine was offering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I'm 115 and can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I'm 115 and can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Robert Downey Jr knows http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2824547/Nice-t-s-Robert-Downey-Jr-greeted-Lorraine-Kelly-sat-TV-interview.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punks No Deid Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 She's ******* stinking Seriously? Am I missing something or does George Clooney or Brad Pitt post on JKB under the Moogsy name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Seriously? Am I missing something or does George Clooney or Brad Pitt post on JKB under the Moogsy name? As it happens I am a handsome ***** but that's irrelevant to the fact that Lorraine Kelly isn't good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punks No Deid Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 As it happens I am a handsome ***** but that's irrelevant to the fact that Lorraine Kelly isn't good looking. Its all about taste, each to their own eh? Don't fancy ur chances if u posted ur mug v LK in a poll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I was all excited about 6 weeks ago, I had an appointment to go and see a Lorraine Kelly in Broughty Ferry, and I was quite excited all weekend about it! Turns out there's two Lorraine Kelly's in Broughty Ferry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Its all about taste, each to their own eh? Don't fancy ur chances if u posted ur mug v LK in a poll Exactly, was just adding my opinion to the thread I'm very confident that I'm a better looking human being than Lorraine Kelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I was all excited about 6 weeks ago, I had an appointment to go and see a Lorraine Kelly in Broughty Ferry, and I was quite excited all weekend about it! Turns out there's two Lorraine Kelly's in Broughty Ferry Broughty Ferry - Fur coats and nae knickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Broughty Ferry - Fur coats and nae knickers That's what I was hoping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Spaniels ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Still would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Kickback can be a very strange place sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 As my Grandfather would say to me "you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire, son" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Ruth Langsford is much better imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Exactly, was just adding my opinion to the thread I'm very confident that I'm a better looking human being than Lorraine Kelly. I'm 100% certain that I would rather pump Lorraine Kelly than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 As my Grandfather would say to me "you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire, son" Poking the fire? By the looks of it you'd have to use bungee straps to hold up those punch bags before you'd even get a swatch of the fire Threads like this help establish the over 50's on KB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedjambo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Kickback can be a very strange place sometimes. Understatement of the year bud, lol. Never mind how she looks, hows her cooking skills and house cleaning skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Would She posing with Right Said Fred ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Poking the fire? By the looks of it you'd have to use bungee straps to hold up those punch bags before you'd even get a swatch of the fire Threads like this help establish the over 50's on KB I'm nowhere near 50. I'd still ride her to the moon and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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