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Haha - in my pursuit of comedy genius, I missed the minor detail. Eff knows why I translated "dishwasher" into "oven" in your post.

 

If I'd read properly, I could have combined 'SMEG', 'salty', 'good rinse' and 'steamy' in a much better reply.

 

Damn, and here was I thinking you were being witty by intimating you had no idea about kitchen appliances as you never have the need to use them.

 

I give you too much credit sometimes.

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Haha - in my pursuit of comedy genius, I missed the minor detail. Eff knows why I translated "dishwasher" into "oven" in your post.

 

If I'd read properly, I could have combined 'SMEG', 'salty', 'good rinse' and 'steamy' in a much better reply.

 

:illogical:

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Ah, Lawson :(

 

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The infamous Wales v Belgium DVD thread was a thing of absolute beauty :lol:

 

These are selling like hotcakes in Uruguay, apparently:

 

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The People's Chimp

The memories some folk on here had for recalling what people posted years ago, has never ceased to amaze me. Most have bitten the dust now though.

 

Some of it - like uncovering folk on Facebook/Bebo by piecing together the snippets of info they'd gathered - was downright creepy. Wasn't someone's name and phone number posted in The Pub at some point? Anyone taking that much time to find a faceless stranger on an internet forum has issues of their own :lol:

 

Like the time Budgie posted Alan Partridge's name as the title of a thread in the shed. Very, very creepy.

 

Budgie has since had about 10 failed attempts to come on under a new username. :rofl:

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Who was the guy who used to post motivational speeches before every match? Had quite a nice writing style and could see the positives of anything but he also verged on a kook-aid drinker at times.

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jamboinglasgow

SL still pops up on 5Live's World Football Phone-in from time to time. You can literally hear the stifled sighs from Tim Vickery as Dotun Adebayo says "And now we have Shaun from Uruguay".

 

Every time I hear him speak you realise his posting style extends to how he talks. Your meant to go on that show and make a point or ask a question, you can even give a little background to it, SL seems to think that he is the BBC's Uruguayan expert each time he is on.

 

I remember the night of the long knives, everything was normal, went on a night out with friends, came back and all hell had broken loose. Bad posters gone, some good posters sacrificing themselves to get rid of bad and the pub gone.

 

Prancer, I remember him well, used to take him to task over the youth set-up, the guy had a chip on his shoulder on both the academy and the academy players (one of them must have said something to him or he was rejected at a young age by Hearts to have the constant negative view of the academy.)

 

Also what happened to Peanut/Ryan Gosling, always had good inside info then just stopped posting. See sometimes when old threads pop back up he posted on it and it doesn't seem he was banned.

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I've always kind of wonder about people getting banned. I used to think it's was just people at wind up crossing the line. However, it does appear that people get a little too involved and take it deadly seriously,

 

It appears being offered outside or cyber stalking is a pretty common jkb trait!

 

Though a lot posters do seem to need jkb validation in whatever form. These are always the posters on the edge lol.

 

I would be interested to see what you post to get a ban. I seem to miss these blow ups. Well apart from lawson taking the huff but in fairness he has done that more often than I have posted.

 

I do have certain ex posters viewing this like porn as they're being remembered!

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Also what happened to Peanut/Ryan Gosling, always had good inside info then just stopped posting. See sometimes when old threads pop back up he posted on it and it doesn't seem he was banned.

 

Think he still posts under a different name.

 

I pretty sure he had the same info as a lot of jkb which was given by a friend of Vladimir. Though not sure if their still mates now!!!

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Funny because I can speak for Scotland in real life but on here I don't really say too much.

 

Imagine being Lawsons brain. It must be constantly turning out words, sentences, millions of thoughts per second.

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Who was in the Wolf Pack?

 

That was me and Beats. Unlike the Elite, Gentry and Clique it didn't actually exist except in the head of one individual we ripped the pish out of.

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Geoff Kilpatrick

I still live for the day that Kenny's contacts within CONCACAF will help us land Ricardo Fuller on a permanent deal.

Kenny! Great shout. Almost as irritating as Sideshow Bob's many guises!

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Who was the guy who used to post motivational speeches before every match? Had quite a nice writing style and could see the positives of anything but he also verged on a kook-aid drinker at times.

 

Mod delete

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tommythejambo

I can't see how someone can get banned from an Internet forum. Like how seriously do you have to take it?

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I think he's taking about Mozzer.

 

He was a very good poster if I remember correctly.

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I can't see how someone can get banned from an Internet forum. Like how seriously do you have to take it?

 

I would imagine not taking it seriously enough could lead to more infractions.

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Chaka Demus & pliers

I never really take notice of usernames when I read posts and with all the name changes over the last few years I wouldn't be able to tell you who posted what - I dunno how you guys all remember these old posters.

 

I do miss the pub though. Was well worth a fiver (it was a fiver eh?).

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The Great Khali

Mind when Lawson told us he'd pumped a bursd on the couch while her felly was upstairs :lol:

 

When he got banned, it's up there with one of the greatest posts I've ever seen on Kickback. I'm sure he was reminiscing about Audioslave getting punted for a very sweary post and proceeded to repeat said post but with spaces inbetween all the swear words. All written in big bold capitals :rofl:

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Do folk genuinely go out on the tap, then come home and log onto Kickback when pished at the end of the night?

 

Deary me.

 

Oh yes. I once woke up to a thread I'd started entitled "**** off u bender". No idea what it was about or when I posted it. Could only apologise.

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Gavsy Van Gaverson

LacosteLad once wanted a square go with me. I can't remember why :lol:

 

I'm sure Sooperstar will remember.

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The People's Chimp

 

Oh yes. I once woke up to a thread I'd started entitled "**** off u bender". No idea what it was about or when I posted it. Could only apologise.

 

Before I moved in with the bursd I used to love a Friday night in on the smash with a curry out, beers, music doc on bbc 4 and logged onto kickback.

 

Tragic.

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LacosteLad once wanted a square go with me. I can't remember why :lol:

 

I'm sure Sooperstar will remember.

 

With people you don't know you can only try and imagine what they might look like in real life through the content of what they post. I had some sort of picture of LacosteLad in my head (from memory he produced a few posts about casuals and scrapping) and when I actually bumped into him at half time in a game at Parkhead it just wasn't what I had visualised. I think he was about 5' tall, and built like a rake.

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portobellojambo1

I miss Badger, perhaps one for the older posters from the truly good old days.

And the lad from gartcosh who had an issue with bouncing smiley faces

 

Was that David Gillespie ? Seem to remember a lot of bouncing cat smilies in his posts.

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Morgaro Gomis

Noticed on that link that Lawson got ripped a new one that he had a post count of 0.

 

Did he really go through all 30,000+ posts and delete them so people couldn't search for them?

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Was that David Gillespie ? Seem to remember a lot of bouncing cat smilies in his posts.

 

I'd forgotten about DG. :( Now there was an interesting guy, funny as .....

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Was that David Gillespie ? Seem to remember a lot of bouncing cat smilies in his posts.

 

Mystic Mog.

 

What happened to Big Slims lad?

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Geoff Kilpatrick

Do folk genuinely go out on the tap, then come home and log onto Kickback when pished at the end of the night?

 

Deary me.

Sunday morning on Kickback is delightful for me. Pished folk on a Saturday night Edinburgh time is comedy gold!

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I remember the mods did an amnesty and allowed posters who were previously banned back in to the forum, with the exception of one or two who had very serious things against their name (I think Mozzer was one of the ones who didn't get back in).

 

It saw the return of the likes of Towzer & others. I think it was around Xmas one year.

 

I'm never sure who people are referring to when they talk about IJ. Two very prolific and infamous posters with those initials... In both cases the J was "Jambo" the I either stood for a police rank or a town in the West of Scotland depending on which poster you were referring to.

 

I do miss a bit of Acey and Partridge. I also miss CompleteIdiot who was great for a shed debate before he disappeared off the face of the earth.

 

Had more than a few run ins with Prancer... I think it may have been his abuse of me that got him a ban one time. He came back and had the cheek to ask me for help one time & I took great pleasure in telling him to ram it, much to the amusement of several posters on here.

 

Don't miss Therapist one bit. The only positive thing I can say about him was that I heard a story about him overtaking Grant Stott in a bus after the 4-0 big semi. It was around the time the Leslie / Ulrika thing came out... Therapist had his username on the back of his shirt and he carefully folded it to make another word which he delighted in waving at Stott... Much to the dismay of said radio presenter!

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