tartofmidlothian Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 "Crystal Palace are more likely to approach the Rangers manager, Ally McCoist, to become their new manager than the bookmakers? favourite and his former rival, Neil Lennon, who stood down from Celtic this summer." Is there enough in the world for this? http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/crystal-palace-next-manager-latest-palace-consider-ally-mccoist--exclusive-9686808.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastonbury jambo Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 aaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha...gud yin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deso1972 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 OMFG... Is this another jack Irvine belter of a press release?... Lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsuperslim1874 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 The article actually says his name has been discussed!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 More like Crystal Tipps and Alistair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 The article actually says his name has been discussed!!!! Yes, discussed as in 'What about Ally McCoist?' 'Get tae feck ya zoomer, he's a pure fud!' End of discussion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 They'd genuinely be better off taking a punt on Robbie Neilson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 This simply won't happen. No chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 You can say that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsuperslim1874 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Yes, discussed as in 'What about Ally McCoist?' 'Get tae feck ya zoomer, he's a pure fud!' End of discussion! Ha ha. I hope ur right - we need the useless chump to stay where he is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 They'd genuinely be better off taking a punt on Robbie Neilson. Hush your mouth! Anyway Robbie's just a puppet, so they would need to take Craig Levein as well to pull the strings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Surely a Daily Record story to make Rangers seem relevant. McCoist still has to prove himself in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Ha ha. I hope ur right - we need the useless chump to stay where he is! Absolutely, he is an integral part of our Championship winning strategy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I for one will be gutted if he goes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Surely a Daily Record story to make Rangers seem relevant. McCoist still has to prove himself in Scotland. If it was the Daily Record then it would all make perfect sense, but it's the Independent ffs. They are supposed to employ proper journalists, not the type that would cut and paste from a Rangers press release without checking the credentials of any claims being made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I for one will be gutted if he goes.... The only fans that won't be gutted are the huns. To think they might even end up receiving compensation, which given his fat salary could be a tidy sum. It has to be complete nonsense though, unless Steve Parrish has completely lost his marbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Steve Parrish seems like an arsehole/idiot tbf, so who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Why does this remind me of a scene in Still Game... Ally: "I am really being considered as the next manager of Crystal Palace" Ned: "Naw yer no" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Ha ha. I hope ur right - we need the useless chump to stay where he is! I don't know they might replace him with another useless chump; Barry Ferguson !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Let's be serious here though. Why would they consider McCoist before McColl or the tit at Aberdeen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Funny I could have sworn a thread was already started about this..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiler Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Funny I could have sworn a thread was already started about this..... Nobody outdoes JKB's thread starter n?mero uno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Cue tomorrow's Record headline "McCoist snubs Premiership move". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Nobody outdoes JKB's thread starter n?mero uno. I think he has a serious addiction to starting threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Cue tomorrow's Record headline "McCoist snubs Premiership move". I've got a job to do. Rangers are bigger than the Premier League. I don't do walking away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiler Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I think he has a serious addiction to starting threads... He really should do a 'oops sorry, merge please mods' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Funny I could have sworn a thread was already started about this..... Because that thread title's perfectly clear and noticeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Cue tomorrow's Record headline "McCoist snubs Premiership move". He "doesn't do walking away" etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Because that thread title's perfectly clear and noticeable. Yes its not the most obvious title, but a few seconds of checking to see if a thread has already been started would not go amiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Cue tomorrow's Record headline "McCoist snubs Premiership move". This McCoist rules himself out of the Palace job. Rangers fans realise what a true blue he is, who doesn't do walking away, and they demand that he gets a massive pay increase to stop other EPL clubs trying to poach him on the cheap. Van Gaal's jacket is on a shoogly peg after that opening day defeat to Swansea, so I wouldn't be surprised if Man Utd are already making noises to get rid and bring in Super Ally to sort everything out. They know for a fact that he would probably be able to entice elbows down to Old Trafford, as well as a few others, including a couple of experienced international strikers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adayinmay Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Not a chance in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 I think he has a serious addiction to starting threads... He really should do a 'oops sorry, merge please mods' Eh all a wee bit serious, no? Happy for mods to merge, duplicate threads are irritating as **** and I'd never start one if it was obvious the same subject had been covered. If you don't mind I'm not buying into that whole "didn't you see this has already been mentioned on page 23 of a thread started six weeks ago??" chat though. Baffles me how irritated folk get when I start threads, which probably happens once or twice a day on average. I check JKB for football news before I check any other site, and I'll share anything interesting or funny I see. News about our club always appears here first and news about other clubs always has better and funnier commentary here than anywhere else. I'd rather put something good up here than Facebook or Twitter. Anyway, back on topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 If Ally McCoist is the next Crystal Palace manager I will personally eat my own ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiler Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Eh all a wee bit serious, no? Happy for mods to merge, duplicate threads are irritating as **** and I'd never start one if it was obvious the same subject had been covered. If you don't mind I'm not buying into that whole "didn't you see this has already been mentioned on page 23 of a thread started six weeks ago??" chat though. Baffles me how irritated folk get when I start threads, which probably happens once or twice a day on average. I check JKB for football news before I check any other site, and I'll share anything interesting or funny I see. News about our club always appears here first and news about other clubs always has better and funnier commentary here than anywhere else. I'd rather put something good up here than Facebook or Twitter. Anyway, back on topic... Tarty, answer me this question. Do you get your cheapies from starting a thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Eh all a wee bit serious, no? Happy for mods to merge, duplicate threads are irritating as **** and I'd never start one if it was obvious the same subject had been covered. If you don't mind I'm not buying into that whole "didn't you see this has already been mentioned on page 23 of a thread started six weeks ago??" chat though. Baffles me how irritated folk get when I start threads, which probably happens once or twice a day on average. I check JKB for football news before I check any other site, and I'll share anything interesting or funny I see. News about our club always appears here first and news about other clubs always has better and funnier commentary here than anywhere else. I'd rather put something good up here than Facebook or Twitter. Anyway, back on topic... no problem, dont want to distract the thread from what is crucial, McCoist being linked to a job in the Premier league, its hilarous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I like a ToM thread. (I definitely prefer the ones that are original though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1964m Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Take it Palace want relegated hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Tarty, answer me this question. Do you get your cheapies from starting a thread? Yep. Then you post on one and it kills my boner stone dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiler Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Yep. Then you post on one and it kills my boner stone dead. Oh tarty don't be like that. I know you like the post count to be at least 50 then your old chap starts quivering again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 This thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 no problem, dont want to distract the thread from what is crucial, McCoist being linked to a job in the Premier league, its hilarous Yeah, although fortunately for us I can't see him leaving there any time soon. Be hilarious to see him go up against Mourinho, Wenger Rodgers etc though. Who's Dermot Drummy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2731846/Crystal-Palace-Dermot-Drummy-vacant-manager-position-exactly-he.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 I like a ToM thread. (I definitely prefer the ones that are original though) I try my best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyboco Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 better with john mglynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencer Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 If it was the Daily Record then it would all make perfect sense, but it's the Independent ffs. They are supposed to employ proper journalists, not the type that would cut and paste from a Rangers press release without checking the credentials of any claims being made. If it were the friend of Rangers - Keith Jackson, esteemed journalist who revealed that Craigie boy was part of the billionaire club, that mentioned Alistair McCoist as a possible choice of Crystal Palace I'd have believed every utterance. If Alistair were to go to EPL I firmly believe he has the credentials to exceed the achievements of A. Ferguson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 The Rangers could actually be better off if he "walked away" They'd save a fortune by not having to pay a decent manager 750,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Student loan on Palace to get relegated, then. Sent from my GT-I9195 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajthejambo Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 As gutting as it would be to see him leave that mess, a McCoist team in the EPL would be something to behold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Jose Carricondo Perez Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 They'd have half a chance of being a decent organised side if McCoist left. It would certainly make automatic promotion even more challenging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Great to have something to laugh and smile about when you wake up. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 More like Crystal Tipps and Alistair That's one for the teenagers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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