duckandcover Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Some of the patter that I get from people does my head, it's so shan it's unbelievable. A few examples are... When you're speaking to someone and you ask how many kids they have and the reply '2......that I know off!' **** off! Being at work and you ask people if they want a coffee, water etc. from the drinks machine and they reply 'I'll have a gin and tonic or pint of lager!' **** off! You're at work and ask to use a photocopier in another department and the person says 'yeah but it'll cost you 50pence!' **** off! A few examples of things that do my ******* box in! Just such bad and unfunny patter it's unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I think that's known as 'office banter'. It can indeed be utterly chronic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Photo of a drink on FB - "be rude not to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Nobody in my office does that. If they did I expect I'd start acting on my urges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Some of the patter that I get from people does my head, it's so shan it's unbelievable. A few examples are... When you're speaking to someone and you ask how many kids they have and the reply '2......that I know off!' **** off! Being at work and you ask people if they want a coffee, water etc. from the drinks machine and they reply 'I'll have a gin and tonic or pint of lager!' **** off! You're at work and ask to use a photocopier in another department and the person says 'yeah but it'll cost you 50pence!' **** off! A few examples of things that do my ******* box in! Just such bad and unfunny patter it's unbelievable. I think that's known as 'office banter'. It can indeed be utterly chronic. thank feck i dont work in an office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Rothstein Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 People mixing up 'of' and 'off' annoy me more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Some of the patter that I get from people does my head, it's so shan it's unbelievable. A few examples are... When you're speaking to someone and you ask how many kids they have and the reply '2......that I know off!' **** off! Being at work and you ask people if they want a coffee, water etc. from the drinks machine and they reply 'I'll have a gin and tonic or pint of lager!' **** off! You're at work and ask to use a photocopier in another department and the person says 'yeah but it'll cost you 50pence!' **** off! A few examples of things that do my ******* box in! Just such bad and unfunny patter it's unbelievable. Colin Hunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Photo of a drink on FB - "be rude not to" Or "what we like" "complete riot of a girl" "who let me out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Nobody in my office does that. If they did I expect I'd start acting on my urges. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 ? Almost, except it would be brutal and public. I'd make the front pages of the leading newspapers in every country with my savagery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Photo of a drink on FB - "be rude not to" Only comes in second to 'wine o'clock'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Only comes in second to 'wine o'clock'. Any behaviour of this sort is not to be tolerated. Advertising that you're having a drink in any way is douche-baggy. I include posting pictures of your dog in the pub to let everyone know that you too are in the pub. Not you, Kirky, just in general, ken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 People who use the word lad after every sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 People who say 'hashtag' 'Ooooh hashtag awkward' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Almost, except it would be brutal and public. I'd make the front pages of the leading newspapers in every country with my savagery. Again, eh Anders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 ? Too fast, a shovel would be better! I'd turn into this guy iof I had to put upo with that patter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Too fast, a shovel would be better! I'd turn into this guy iof I had to put upo with that patter Sometimes I worry for the sanity of some JKB members.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Any behaviour of this sort is not to be tolerated. Advertising that you're having a drink in any way is douche-baggy. I include posting pictures of your dog in the pub to let everyone know that you too are in the pub. Not you, Kirky, just in general, ken? Ya wee prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Ya wee prick. :'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 The word 'patter' is abysmal weegie pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 The word 'patter' is abysmal weegie pish. Aye was just about to post that. The folk that go about giving it ''your patter is shan'' and ''shite chat'' are just as annoying as any of the folk mentioned in the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 People who use the word lad after every sentence. Aye, that is bloody infuriating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Get the phrase "shan patter" chucked in the mixer too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Stick it in the mixer! There used to be a guy in section D who shouted that without fail at every game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 People who count things down in 'sleeps'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Actual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 [deleted] I'm a fan of using ellipses in writing, be it texts, emails, JKB posts, Tweets etc. I don't like them being used badly though. Three baseline points only, no more or you look like a dribbling idiot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I'm a fan of using ellipses in writing, be it texts, emails, JKB posts, Tweets etc. I don't like them being used badly though. Three baseline points only, no more or you look like a dribbling idiot... Not unlike a certain poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 [deleted] What's the deal with that? Must be even more tedious writing than it is to read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Not unlike a certain poster I haven't noticed tbh. It's a bug bear of mine though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 "Its Friday - always happy on a Friday!" **** off and get a job you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 What's the deal with that? Must be even more tedious writing than it is to read it I'll bet its a sig from tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I haven't noticed tbh. It's a bug bear of mine though. Dont think theres many on here that do it tbh. Cant say it annoys me that much, confused me at first though as it just looked like another paragraph of the post. HHGH Gorgie's maroon 1902 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I'll bet its a sig from tapatalk That explains it. Still don't see the point in it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 People beginning an explanation of something with, 'so'. "How did you get on with that interview?" "So, I was running late at first, but I got on the bus........" **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Left Nut Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Most people are just arseholes. Tomorrow when I go in all I will hear is "Monday again", "can't wait till Friday" gets on my tits!! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 People who say 'hashtag' 'Ooooh hashtag awkward' These people are the worst kind of humans. Anyone who says any sort of internet meme thing out loud annoys me though. I heard one girl at work say 'aint nobody got time for that', was genuinely furious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 More prevalent on weekends when we've played Celtic, the whole "wee huns" patter must be shittiest, most boring patter in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignoranus Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Nekonominations, woeful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Had a boss that used to say "I'm no three bad" or the other classic "lastminute.com" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Bored.com really gets on my tits. Another one is people using the term "*******". The word is "arsehole", you're not American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Again, eh Anders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Anyone using .com at the end of an emotion/feeling ie: late.com, drunk.com, raging.com The new status updates that allows folk to post how they feel. 'John Smith is feeling excited ' People on Facebook being delibrately vague so folk ask them what's up or post encouragement. The expressions Craic and banter. Slags who constantly complain about how men treat them like shit despite openly banging anyone who shows them attention. Arseholes telling the whole cyber community how in love they are with 'there boii' after a matter of a few weeks. The changing of profile pictures constantly because your so ******* insecure you need folk to like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Complaints about internet inanity should be banned on JKB, like flag debates already are, and the user forced to read three books and pass an exam on them before being allowed to post again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 People who moan about other people posting shite on Facebook when it couldn't be any easier to either delete them as friends or block their posts from coming up on their feed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Again, eh Anders? I wish I looked more like that stylish *******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Full-fat ? as in, ?I?ll have a Coke please? "Simples" "At the end of the day" "My Bad" ""Are you having a giraffe?" - The one bit of Cockney they will know but probably have never even heard of the Cockney accent. "Random" "Thats so out there" - I dont even know what this means. "Man Flu" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Full-fat ? as in, ?I?ll have a Coke please? "Simples" "At the end of the day" "My Bad" ""Are you having a giraffe?" - The one bit of Cockney they will know but probably have never even heard of the Cockney accent. "Random" "Thats so out there" - I dont even know what this means. "Man Flu" Great shout on "simples" Twonks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Full-fat ? as in, ?I?ll have a Coke please? "Simples" "At the end of the day" "My Bad" ""Are you having a giraffe?" - The one bit of Cockney they will know but probably have never even heard of the Cockney accent. "Random" "Thats so out there" - I dont even know what this means. "Man Flu" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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