Matthew Le Tissier Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Near impossible to do it with some composure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Pretty easy if you don't bother going to the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambogaz1968 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Even harder on the Tube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Near impossible to do it with some composure In the 70's football specials to Wembley it was easy, you opened the door into the corridor and slashed. No composure was needed or required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Near impossible to do it with some composure Legs as wide apart as you can get them to maximise balance and lean forward a little. Put a bit of bog roll in your hand to lift the seat and wash your hands before you leave. Use a hand sanitiser as soon as you close the door. Job done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Any hassle I use the sink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Near impossible to do it with some composure Sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobmisterdobster Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Use the First Class toilets. They are a lot bigger (at least on TPE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Have you ever tried to rid yourself of a Toaly on a moving Train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Have you ever tried to rid yourself of a Toaly on a moving Train Its encouraged in Germany and Holland* as its just a wee trap door that opens when you flush, don't know about the rest of Europe mind *They don't want folk shitting in stations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 It's a piece of piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Safest way is to sit down to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 **** sitting down. Piss soaked toilet seats are not to be sat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Its encouraged in Germany and Holland* as its just a wee trap door that opens when you flush, don't know about the rest of Europe mind *They don't want folk shitting in stations Many of our trains are the same. There are HSTs out there that are almost 40 years old and The toilet disposal hasn't been modified in them all. East Coast and Cross Country certainly have these trains but I don't know how they flush. First Great Western HSTs however, certainly still drop the contents on the rails. It still makes me giggle when I see jobbies from a platform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 I wont go for a dump on a train, fear of missing my stop while still sitting on the pan. A mate at work did that and ended up in Swindon another 15/20 miles further down the track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Just be glad you don't have to pish in space. Just been reading a book about human space exploration and it makes pishing on a train sound easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Just be glad you don't have to pish in space. Close JKB down. We're done here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Many of our trains are the same. There are HSTs out there that are almost 40 years old and The toilet disposal hasn't been modified in them all. East Coast and Cross Country certainly have these trains but I don't know how they flush. First Great Western HSTs however, certainly still drop the contents on the rails. It still makes me giggle when I see jobbies from a platform. I must be hiding away from reality here So trains (some) get away with allowing wham raps just to be dumped on the tracks ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I must be hiding away from reality here So trains (some) get away with allowing wham raps just to be dumped on the tracks ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Aye, I'll find a toley by a platform in Paddington later to photograph if you think I'm bullshitting. I think they have until 2017/18 to change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 "Toley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 "Toley" One of the truly great words of the english language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caspian Primrose Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I must be hiding away from reality here So trains (some) get away with allowing wham raps just to be dumped on the tracks ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I know someone who worked on the rail bridge, painting and blasting that got the contents of the toilet emptied out over them. I'm lead to believe the driver is in control of the release mechanism and one of them was pulled up for continually dropping his payload over the guys on the bridge. Nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Aww FFS that's bogging It's just no right I have noticed that Glasgow Central line from Edinburgh via shotts must have the oldest diesel trains around compared to the Bathgate line they trains look sooper dooper Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I know someone who worked on the rail bridge, painting and blasting that got the contents of the toilet emptied out over them. I'm lead to believe the driver is in control of the release mechanism and one of them was pulled up for continually dropping his payload over the guys on the bridge. Nasty. I can't speak for other trains but on the class 253's that I work it drops as soon as someone flushes it. My drivers got more to worry about than jobbies. It's standard practice for those working on the lines to turn their backs to HSTs because of this as there's a good chance they'll get splattered should someone flush on the way past. Not very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 ''My Drivers'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Any hassle I use the sink we are talking about pissing on a train, not what you do at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Pished in her mums sink before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 ''My Drivers'' Yes, my driver. Just like I'm his train manager. We're not going anywhere without each other. It's hardly like I own him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Pished in her mums sink before Did you take the dishes out first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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