The People's Chimp Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Tear one long strip of four (I think) sheets from a toilet roll, insert one end in your bum then set alight and try to down a yard of ale before it reaches a bad place. A very bad place. Fun for all the family. This actually happened to a few 1st years when I was at Uni. Left in a lay-by at the side of the road, naked, with lit toilet roll hanging out their bum cheeks. Pathetic. Then there was the boy who was in my brother's uni halls. He was a bawhair away from being charged with an offence which would have seen him straight onto the register after the Rugby minibus stopped outside a newsagents and he was dispatched, drunk and naked, to pick up some over 60s porn.
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