moz Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Right good folks, pal of mine is celebrating his 50th in 2 weeks and sent out invites to his Rugby themed party.... .....not being into the egg chasing at all I am at a loss, Anyone any ideas that may be slightly different and vaguely amusing at all..??........I know the easy answer is ditch the rugby loving pals , so thanks in advance for those answers, but looking to see what I can do for this one...don't mind dressing up and making a t*t of myself actually if anyone has any ideas...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 If anyone spews then catch it in a pint glass and drink it. Same goes for when someone takes a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 If anyone spews then catch it in a pint glass and drink it. Same goes for when someone takes a piss. Then try to gouge someone's eye out, or bite their ear off. Jolly japes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Insert your thumb into the rectum of other men at the bar to hurry them along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 :bitgay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Tear one long strip of four (I think) sheets from a toilet roll, insert one end in your bum then set alight and try to down a yard of ale before it reaches a bad place. A very bad place. Fun for all the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Knew the responses in this thread wouldn't disappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted November 27, 2013 Author Share Posted November 27, 2013 I debated long and hard with myself about putting this out there and asking for any kind words of wisdom...think I may have made the wrong decision... ....looks like I will be hiding in the kitchen with 4 pack of Skol whilst they all "enjoy" their japes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 "All Blacks" clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Go as a ######. Can't go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Its a rugby party, not a twitter get together. #dontbestupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted November 27, 2013 Author Share Posted November 27, 2013 Go as a ######. Can't go wrong. Easy enough for me chief.. ...not going with Dexters idea, I would look like a feckin bowling ball and they might try and insert fingers to pick me up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Get naked in the nearest public shower with as many other guys as possibly and pose for pictures using srrategically placed rugby balls to hide as much fandan behaviour as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Have a piece of string hanging out of your pants and they may think you have already got a tampon up ur erkie and not try to stuff one up there. Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Easy enough for me chief.. ...not going with Dexters idea, I would look like a feckin bowling ball and they might try and insert fingers to pick me up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 You can also expect these scenes as the party gets into full flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Surely that's the Tough Mudder start line, no ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted November 27, 2013 Author Share Posted November 27, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Go with a pool cue up yer arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 You could lean against the bar all night and say that you're a PROP. Or sever your neck muscles so you could be a LOOSE-HEAD PROP. Or put on your glad rags... and go as a HOOKER Wear one of those giant fisherman's wellies and say you're a FLANKER (oops, might be a Shetland term - think chest waders) You could be a bit snooty and not talk to anyone all night...i.e. be a bit STAND-OFFish. How's about groping the ladies all night in your role as TOUCH JUDGE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I think it means if you are rowdy and get pissed and throw up in the street, it is all good natured, whereas if it was football, it is horrible, unpleasant football hooligans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 You could lean against the bar all night and say that you're a PROP. Or sever your neck muscles so you could be a LOOSE-HEAD PROP. Or put on your glad rags... and go as a HOOKER Wear one of those giant fisherman's wellies and say you're a FLANKER (oops, might be a Shetland term - think chest waders) You could be a bit snooty and not talk to anyone all night...i.e. be a bit STAND-OFFish. How's about groping the ladies all night in your role as TOUCH JUDGE? Just be careful who's around if you go near the toilet and discuss a LINE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Didn't some Aussie rugby player a year or two ago shag a dug or feed his team-mate dug-food or something? Sure it was a dug related jape. Possibilities there if you sellotape a cuddly toy to your crotch or don't brush your teeth for a week beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Don't forget the ****** in the pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Is it Digestive biscuits or Cream Crackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Love the anti rugger seethe All ruggers are bummers and weirdos in the same way that all football fans are Neds and hooligans that fight each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rand Paul's Ray Bans Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Strap a cauliflower to each side of your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Strap a cauliflower to each side of your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Rugby party just means lemon party aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Let's be honest, there is no party. You're going to turn up, and it's just him, naked except for a Bill Beaumont mask, and a wrestling mat on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Didn't some Aussie rugby player a year or two ago shag a dug or feed his team-mate dug-food or something? Sure it was a dug related jape. Possibilities there if you sellotape a cuddly toy to your crotch or don't brush your teeth for a week beforehand. That was Joel Monaghan who plays for the Warrington wolves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 BANTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Go as anders breivik and take a shotgun, do the world a favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 BANTER. quoted so the mods have to edit another post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I'm not sure if they've doctored the picture so you don't see his boaby, or so you don't recognise the dug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I'm not sure if they've doctored the picture so you don't see his boaby, or so you don't recognise the dug. John Leslie would recognise the dug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serj Tankian Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 You might get some of this , http://www.thefreelibrary.com/NO+CHARGES+AGAINST+CUE+ASSAULT+FIVE%3b+Victim+forgives+rugby+club+pals.-a075067781 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 So, you looking forward to the party, Moz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 BANTER. The above was apparently the "party piece" (and, by this, I mean that he did sometimes actually get his dog to lick his genitals whilst hosting social gatherings at his house ) of an ex-neighbour of a mate of mine in Stockport. I say apparently as - I'm delighted to say - I never witnessed it, nor ever met the neighbour, as far as I know. In fact, that's probably him above... He may well have been a rugby fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Set fire to the boys house. It's all fun and games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted November 27, 2013 Author Share Posted November 27, 2013 So, you looking forward to the party, Moz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 There are times when, even as I'm typing a thread up on kickback, I know I shouldn't post it. This is your moment Moz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 There are times when, even as I'm typing a thread up on kickback, I know I shouldn't post it. This is your moment Moz. I did have a good think about it mate but thought the collective knowledge on JKB would come up with some creative ideas for me...instead they have just gave me sleepless nights and endless worry about this B'day bash.......I'm far too young and pretty to be ruined by these Bill Beaumont impersonating, pool cue bearing rugger types Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 This thread Poor Moz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I did have a good think about it mate but thought the collective knowledge on JKB would come up with some creative ideas for me...instead they have just gave me sleepless nights and endless worry about this B'day bash.......I'm far too young and pretty to be ruined by these Bill Beaumont impersonating, pool cue bearing rugger types What are the chances??? Mair like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 When your pal is drunk, run him over with a bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 The cauliflowers strapped to the ears is your go to trick. Great shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Love kickback when it's on top form. Well played chaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 I'll be fine though....right....?....I mean, they don't pick on ones not of their kind....right...?.....it's just a birthday party with a few drinks so surely nothing mentioned above can happen....right...?........Yeah, I'll be fine.....just fine.....noooo problems..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo19 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I'll be fine though....right....?....I mean, they don't pick on ones not of their kind....right...?.....it's just a birthday party with a few drinks so surely nothing mentioned above can happen....right...?........Yeah, I'll be fine.....just fine.....noooo problems..... Hide some fake blood in your sock, if its a gash party put the blood in your mouth and feign injury and leave. It wont look suspicious... Or just dont go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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