Generic Username Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Dear Open Letters, The **** are you all about? Yours sincerely, Everyone who doesn't have their dinners fed to them on a brightly coloured spoon whilst aeroplane noises are made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBjambo Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You'll be lumpin yersel in there too will you?' Choo Choo! The train is coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share Posted October 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Hope we have disparaging open letter to open letters discouraging open letters next... Top bantzs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruairidh Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You'll be lumpin yersel in there too will you?' Choo Choo! The train is coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Its still a letter and its still open. But what if the subject doesn't read it? Like a piece of litter? Or a gift that is not accepted. Or someone talking to themselves in the street where others can hear but are not interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Do you need a letter opener to open a letter about open letters?....just asking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 is it opening time then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 What about those open sandwiches. What are they all about? It's not open, it's missing a slice of bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 What about those open sandwiches. What are they all about? It's not open, it's missing a slice of bread. And how are you supposed to eat them without either looking like a fud or making a mess?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 And how are you supposed to eat them without either looking like a fud or making a mess?? You'd have to use a knife and fork. On a sandwich. Madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 I blame that dreadful Cyanide O'Connor woman for starting this open letter fad. No need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You'd have to use a knife and fork. On a sandwich. Madness. It's just not on, it's like eating soup with a fork, utterly pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 What about those open sandwiches. What are they all about? It's not open, it's missing a slice of bread. It's like when you get a pie in a gastropub and the crafty buggers only put pastry on top. Where's ma pastry ya *****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Personally, I'm completely open about the whole issue - except when I'm closed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotVincentGuerain Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Dear open letters, wet y tu is fg hjk lz x c vnm well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastonbury jambo Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 NNNYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOO DOO DOO DOO.....WOOO WOOOO......BIG DUMPER TRUCK EMPYTING ITS LOAD IN YER CAVE PAL...........NNNNNYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Well that was a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I wondered what this was about. No more open letters. Players don't read kickback due to the amount of arseholes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I wondered what this was about. No more open letters. Players don't read kickback due to the amount of arseholes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I blame that dreadful Cyanide O'Connor woman for starting this open letter fad. No need. Surely you recall that they were all the rage in 05/06? They were mince back then as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroonblood22 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I'm farking loving this thread! Quality nonsense! But seriously...if a letter is in a box, and no one opens the box - is the letter open or closed?! I just don't know anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheiky Baby Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 You'll be lumpin yersel in there too will you?' Choo Choo! The train is coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 It's like when you get a pie in a gastropub and the crafty buggers only put pastry on top. Where's ma pastry ya *****? Much better that way tbh. Nobody wants short crust pastry. It's all about the puff. It's not called an open pie though so **** knows what its doing on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Pies without under crust are the rapists of the culinary world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Pies without under crust are the rapists of the culinary world. Puff pastry is for . . . !!! Now, really good shortcrust pastry? Now yer talkin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotVincentGuerain Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 crumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Colquhoun Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Proper Hearts men don't like you op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 when's the open day with sandwiches and pies thrown in, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I loved the obsequious open letters to 'Mr Romanov'. Whatever happened to that guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 wrong thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 Proper Hearts men don't like you op. That's good. I tend to find those who class themselves as PROPER HEARTS MEN to be gigantic arseholes so it's no biggy. Thanks for telling me. Knowledge is power and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 That's good. I tend to find those who class themselves as PROPER HEARTS MEN to be gigantic arseholes so it's no biggy. Thanks for telling me. Knowledge is power and all that. I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Proper Hearts men don't like you op. Have you heard the OP's rendition of Billy King's on the wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 I like you. I like me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I like me too. We should meet up - let's say just after half time - Robbo's - next home game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 We should meet up - let's say just after half time - Robbo's - next home game. You should recognise him, he'll be the black guy in the ROI top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I hate open letters. If you have a letter to write then get in touch with who you want to and make your point. Attention seeking through open letters just makes you look like a knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 We should meet up - let's say just after half time - Robbo's - next home game. Sounds like a date. You wear a red cocktail dress, I'll come dressed as Uncle Albert from "Only Fools And Horses". The safe word will be "Beckford". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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