weststand93 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 being naked in your own house is not indecent exposure as far as im aware but what about bollox naked in your garden ? thats still you property ? does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMoss Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 *waiting, patiently* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 being naked in your own house is not indecent exposure as far as im aware but what about bollox naked in your garden ? thats still you property ? does that count? I hope you're not going to complain about the burd next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreigB1989 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 this could get interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I believe it's technically illeagle. However, doubt it would be as straight forward as that. Just walking about in a back garden which no one can see in unless peering over fences etc is probably a bit different from standing in your garden helicopter your tadger at passing cars. Like most things will probably come down to intent and reasonableness. However, in principal it's illeagle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Looks like you're fecked. A 62-year-old Gloucestershire back garden naturist was arrested for indecent exposure and now faces three charges of outraging public decency. Donald Sprigg was hauled before Cheltenham Magistrates Court accused of causing his Cirencester neighbours harassment, alarm or distress , the Daily Mail reports. Sprigg denied the charges, while his solicitor Mohammed Iqbal insisted that the neighbours who'd protested actually lived 150 metres away and had captured the allegedly indecent horticultural action from their balcony using a long-distance lens . Sprigg was bailed to stand trial on 20 June. http://www.pattayago...x_Policing_5218 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Ironically I knew I had speaks it wrong just couldn't be bothered correcting. I know how much it winds up the grammar/spelling police lol. Hehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 It'll never stand up in court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 It'll never stand up in court If he just imagines everyone's naked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToYouToMe Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 It'll never stand up in court Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I'd imagine that in this weather you'd likely get let off for lack of evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 What where you doing naked in the garden ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Draper Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Were you erecting something in your garden at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swavkav Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 come on, this is a sticky subject!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 From many years ago seem to remember that evidence of an erection had to be present to complete a charge. The locus of the offence from a window etc. only required that the public had access to the view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I only ever wear clothes under duress... I spend 80% of my time in the crib, absolutely starkers. See people that sleep in clothes?... That's really bizarre, likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Surely not in this weather? They'll be calling out an ambulance before they call the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I only ever wear clothes under duress... I spend 80% of my time in the crib, absolutely starkers. See people that sleep in clothes?... That's really bizarre, likes. Enough. You trying to get this thread deleted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdougg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy-y Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Pitching a tent. Nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I'd imagine that in this weather you'd likely get let off for lack of evidence. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 From many years ago seem to remember that evidence of an erection had to be present to complete a charge. The locus of the offence from a window etc. only required that the public had access to the view. What about if you're doing "the helicopter"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 What about if you're doing "the helicopter"? I personally cannae even manage a glider, but what is the helicopter, sounds difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Some boy got done for making a coffee, in his own kitchen first thing early morning and clothed as God intended, and some wifey walked past with her bairn on the way to school and reported him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I personally cannae even manage a glider, but what is the helicopter, sounds difficult. Sorry, but nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 'fraid not here either. What is it about his face that is so arousing....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 The folk that live over from me, out the back window, love to catch a look at me striding manfully towards the kettle in the scud each morning... If I was to wear clothes they'd be gutted. I'm quite fit and handsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 There's no reason to be ashamed of the human body. Taboos are sometimes sensible and sometimes bullshecht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 There's no reason to be ashamed of the human body. Taboos are sometimes sensible and sometimes bullshecht. This guy knows the score. Could not agree more bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 There's no reason to be ashamed of the human body. Taboos are sometimes sensible and sometimes bullshecht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 There's no reason to be ashamed of the human body. Taboos are sometimes sensible and sometimes bullshecht. Damn straight... I spend most of my free time in my birthday suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 A summer's day in Madrid with 42? outside also causes me to display the Gorgiewave flesh. It's been present at three Scottish Cup wins so dinnae knock it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 A summer's day in Madrid with 42? outside also causes me to display the Gorgiewave flesh. It's been present at three Scottish Cup wins so dinnae knock it. I'm not knocking it mate... I spend every available second in the buff. I'd go out like that if it was warmer and not illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Certainly a curious one. How did early humans go from spending their lives naked as the day they were born to being deeply "offended" by the sight of a bare arse? What on earth caused that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Certainly a curious one. How did early humans go from spending their lives naked as the day they were born to being deeply "offended" by the sight of a bare arse? What on earth caused that? Nosey religious wankerers... I'm bollox right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 The folk that live over from me, out the back window, love to catch a look at me striding manfully towards the kettle in the scud each morning... If I was to wear clothes they'd be gutted. I'm quite fat and ridiculously out of shape. In fact, it's a crime for me to be seen without my onesie on. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 The folk that live over from me, out the back window, love to catch a look at me striding manfully towards the kettle in the scud each morning... If I was to wear clothes they'd be gutted. I'm quite fit and handsome. Just dinnae helicopter the boiling kettle showing off to your audience across the road. Could end very badly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Just dinnae helicopter the boiling kettle showing off to your audience across the road. Could end very badly... I always wear a taouil when changing the aquarium water and boiling loads of kettles... But I choose the smallest hand-taouil I can and always let it flip up just as I swing my tallywhacker through the kitchen door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 There's no reason to be ashamed of the human body. Taboos are sometimes sensible and sometimes bullshecht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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