Chewie Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Just got caught short in the bathroom in my flat. No bog roll but had some regular A4 paper to hand from something I was reading. I used 3 sheets, 2 of which successfully flushed and one stubborn piece that had to be retrieved after several flushes. I don't want to have to unblock the toilet and I want to have a reasonable excuse for my flatmates. Also, I have to give A4 paper a bad review for bog tool substitute, it seemed to spread it around an awful lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Just got caught short in the bathroom in my flat. No bog roll but had some regular A4 paper to hand from something I was reading. I used 3 sheets, 2 of which successfully flushed and one stubborn piece that had to be retrieved after several flushes. I don't want to have to unblock the toilet and I want to have a reasonable excuse for my flatmates. Also, I have to give A4 paper a bad review for bog tool substitute, it seemed to spread it around an awful lot Feckin' tax dodging students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Just got caught short in the bathroom in my flat. No bog roll but had some regular A4 paper to hand from something I was reading. I used 3 sheets, 2 of which successfully flushed and one stubborn piece that had to be retrieved after several flushes. I don't want to have to unblock the toilet and I want to have a reasonable excuse for my flatmates. Also, I have to give A4 paper a bad review for bog tool substitute, it seemed to spread it around an awful lot FAR too much information. The thread title itself would have been enough. The answers no by the way. One sheet (phnaar) wont block the toilet (unless you're posting from Greece). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted August 18, 2012 Author Share Posted August 18, 2012 Feckin' tax dodging students. Currently working full time mate More to do with flatmates being Arseholes and not replacing paper when they're done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Just got caught short in the bathroom in my flat. No bog roll but had some regular A4 paper to hand from something I was reading. I used 3 sheets, 2 of which successfully flushed and one stubborn piece that had to be retrieved after several flushes. I don't want to have to unblock the toilet and I want to have a reasonable excuse for my flatmates. Also, I have to give A4 paper a bad review for bog tool substitute, it seemed to spread it around an awful lot A few yrs back I took the Daily Record to the bog, reading away quite the thing as i picked my bet only to notice there was no bog roll So i decided to use the paper I was reading, Neil Lennon was on the back page, it sorty made up for having no Andrex at my disposal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 high risk of paper-cut to the hole there. lucky escape IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 3 Sheets of A4 eh ?? Typical women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cams Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Also, I have to give A4 paper a bad review for bog tool substitute, it seemed to spread it around an awful lot Ahhhh just like school bog roll AKA John Wayne bog roll....cause it rough tough and dosent take s**t from no man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westbow Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Next time use a sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Get a bidet , save the trees man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 It all depends. If you're having a basic, uncomplicated dump than not just should it not take much. Of course, if it has a high liquid consistency, or it's the sort of turd that leaves a Japanese Flag, then you might be struggling with A4 without leaving your ring in tatters. The morale of the story, kids, is always make sure you have enough paper before taking a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Next time use a sock. to shite into? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brownlee Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 do what the arabs do yous your left hand , btw never buy goods or receive change from their left hand but of course thats what I do and whach them squiurm, is that racist but a bit of fun as they don't know we use andrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 do what the arabs do yous your left hand , btw never buy goods or receive change from their left hand but of course thats what I do and whach them squiurm, is that racist but a bit of fun as they don't know we use andrex Surely they don't anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.