Jezza Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I'll start - Edinburgh Zoo. Was there yesterday it was literally hooching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanliHearts Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Dunfermline, I don't know what it is about the place but everytime I go there's plenty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I was at Bathgate sports centre yesterday, saw a cpuple wouldwife/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Dunfermline, I don't know what it is about the place but everytime I go there's plenty.... There must be plenty of other visitors there when you are because the locals are swamp donkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Up mountains. I'm always impressed with the bursd you come across while hillwalking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Gay bars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I'll start - Edinburgh Zoo. Was there yesterday it was literally hooching. Bird works there Dunfermline, I don't know what it is about the place but everytime I go there's plenty.... Was there for a mates birthday the other month there and can only agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 In an office. I'd never worked in one before this summer so was pleasantly surprised to see plenty of tidy birds cutting about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC HMFC Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Was at almondvale shopping centre a couple of days ago, couple of belters kicking about. Some rather ugly birds as well I feel compelled to add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Funerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Was at almondvale shopping centre a couple of days ago, couple of belters kicking about. Some rather ugly birds as well I feel compelled to add. Almondvale shopping central!! Any time I have been there it's like Growler Central. Loads of fat Weegie overspill in their OF tops and their vile offspring. Granted there is the occasional decent one, but very few and far between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 abortion clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 GUM clinics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC HMFC Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Almondvale shopping central!! Any time I have been there it's like Growler Central. Loads of fat Weegie overspill in their OF tops and their vile offspring. Granted there is the occasional decent one, but very few and far between. Some absolute bombscares there can be no doubt about that, but on my only visit to the shopping centre I was pleasantly surprised at the amount of pumpable birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Poland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Poland. Unexpected?? Hot birds are the rule over there not the exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Unexpected?? Hot birds are the rule over there not the exception. True. Only unexpected for dimwits. Its fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Tesco's - Eskbank - yesterday - phwoar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 :'> :: : :'> Before I'm called a Thomson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Any time I go to a church I am pleasantly surprised at the quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Almondvale shopping central!! Any time I have been there it's like Growler Central. Loads of fat Weegie overspill in their OF tops and their vile offspring. Granted there is the occasional decent one, but very few and far between. Chill out with a few beer in Wetherspoons or Lloyds , nice comfortable window seat helps,plenty nanny passes by, burds from all over shop in almondvale and are quite pleasant on the eye guaranteed And for the pig ignoramus's Livi was a weegie over spill in the 60's/70's, sorty moved into the 20th century now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Uni's on graduation day. I work on a building site at the Heriot Watt campus and went down to the Uni every day that week just to see the fandan. Believe me I wasn't disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 HM Prison Edinburgh, Saughton, visitors waiting room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Tesco's - Eskbank - yesterday - phwoar. Pumped a bird from their Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Pumped a bird from their Details, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Pumped a bird Keith fae Dalkeith from their FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Details, please. Paranoid is not just your user name is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Paranoid is not just your user name is it? I just wanted to hear a romantic story about how their eyes met over the parsnips, and he slipped a Dalkeith dirty a length at Buttlerfield industrial estate, and hasnae stopped scratching since. Is that so wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I don't normally get involved (well, with any degree of seriousness) in BURSD threads, but, I was in that Hogs Head/Amber Rose the other week there with a guy from work who was up from England for a few days. We stumbled in as an "in-between" boozer and didn't expect the female ratio to be quite as high, specifically as it's a pretty shan pub. Most of them were quite young for an ageing Husref, though, so this is an information post for Shed posters that are midweek drinkers of the early to mid twenties vintage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winningways Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Gyle centre at lunchtime fairly brightens your day up . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cheever Loophole Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Cornton Vale,dear god where do they all come fae?and there all gaggin fer it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Cornton Vale,dear god where do they all come fae?and there all gaggin fer it. Lemon lickers looking for the boaby after a while away me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I don't normally get involved (well, with any degree of seriousness) in BURSD threads, but, I was in that Hogs Head/Amber Rose the other week there with a guy from work who was up from England for a few days. We stumbled in as an "in-between" boozer and didn't expect the female ratio to be quite as high, specifically as it's a pretty shan pub. Most of them were quite young for an ageing Husref, though, so this is an information post for Shed posters that are midweek drinkers of the early to mid twenties vintage. cheap wine does that to a boozer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 cheap wine does that to a boozer So what does that say about the ladies that frequent there? *Husref puts jacket on and heads out for a midweek pint* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Anywhere you go with your other half in tow. Guaranteed to come across top talent that you can't get a proper looksee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Soft play at the Commie Pool. But sit by the glass. If there aren't any Morningside mum bursd to your left, you've always got the pool to your right. Cannae lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Almondvale shopping central!! Any time I have been there it's like Growler Central. Loads of fat Weegie overspill in their OF tops and their vile offspring. Granted there is the occasional decent one, but very few and far between. I am with you there. Livingston is pretty poor for talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Anywhere you go with your other half in tow. Guaranteed to come across top talent that you can't get a proper looksee. Aye, I went with the BURSD to an outdoor swimming pool on Sunday, obviously full of BURSD in bikinis, a good proportions of GHP types. I was only really caught out once, coming out the toilet, thinking the BURSD was queueing up for rolls, but was waiting for me patiently. Before I saw her, I had spied another BURSD and had examined her from head to toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I am with you there. Livingston is pretty poor for talent. Going by the Miss West Lothian entrants, the whole county seems to be full of future Susan Boyles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Going by the Miss West Lothian entrants, the whole county seems to be full of future Susan Boyles. HAd the pleasure of missing it. I think one year their pictures were in the Livignston version of the Herals & Post and there were some scary Maries. There were a few good 'uns, I will grant them that, but it was the minority. And I no I am not much myself, most of the blokes probably aren't either. The moral is, man or woman, straight or gay, do not go on the pull to Livingston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdougg Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Anywhere you go with your other half in tow. Guaranteed to come across top talent that you can't get a proper looksee. This. Most definitely this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Frozen food aisle of any supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Frozen food aisle of any supermarket. Fair stiffens the nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallfaces Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Madrid. There are no ugly women in Madrid. Full stop. Honourable recent mentions for Sorrento, Florence & Siena. Honestly didn't expect the standard to be so consistently high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Madrid. There are no ugly women in Madrid. Full stop. Honourable recent mentions for Sorrento, Florence & Siena. Honestly didn't expect the standard to be so consistently high. Sorry, I've pumped at least two that would've got me facepalmed on JKB. The average is much better than most places though, a fact which gets me into trouble on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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