The Venting Thread

[BoJack Horseman]

People who give bairns daggers for simply talking. Aye if the bairn is out of control its xpected ,but when their just sitting their and trying to be a kid no need for it.

 

People who stand at bus stops for ages then when the bus comes they then try and find change

 

 

To add to these two, I hate when folk moan about kids being kids when really it should be the adult that's to blame. I was sat up the back of the downstairs on a bus and a kid sat next to me with his mum facing us. He was fidgeting and kicking out and hitting me pretty constantly. I had to get up and leave. The mother watched it all but never said a word to the boy. It wasn't his fault, he knew no better. But he should have.

 

I touched on the second point in the annoying things about buses thread, but it's women that are really bad for this. Their change or bus pass is always stuffed in their purse that in turn is stuffed at the bottom of a bag. Far too often I see one waiting for a bus and when it comes they walk up to the driver, plonk their bag on the floor and go rummaging. Angers me to no end.

[Beats]

When muppets get on the bus and then scramble about for change or a pass.

 

lose/loose.

 

Female drivers.

 

***** (normally burds) when they run in front of the car they giggle like ****.

 

Her family.

 

***** who don't listen when you try and explain stuff to them.

 

Auld ***** who use the whole pavement with a shopping trolley.

 

Idiots who can't park.

 

***** who clear their throats and grunt when you're eating.

 

***** who blow their nose in restaurants.

 

Cats.

 

Plenty more I'll add to later.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Could care less

 

These are Americanisms. If any Brit attempts to use these, then we have a problem.

 

 

That one might be the worst of the lot. If I was ever in the company of a Yank and they used that phrase, I don't think I'd be able to keep quiet about it.

 

"You could care less? So you care then?" I'd then have to explain to them why what they're saying is wrong.

[bighusref]

People who like shite music.

 

Absolutely this.

 

Oh, and folk that have double standards make me chuckle inwardly.

[rossthejambo]

The one on South Clerk St? Near the mosque and Lidl etc. Happens. All. The. Time.

 

 

I wish it was a localised problem at said bus stop, but it's not. It's pretty much every single bus stop in the city centre. They're like locusts.

[The Great Khali]

People who take their chuffin dogs on a bus. That really really does my box in.

[IronJambo]

Right here we go...

 

1.People who sit in the seat right next to you in the cinema when the place is practically empty.

 

I hate it when my wife does that to me

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper]

Pedestrians who walk up to a pedestrian crossing, push the button without looking then cross the road if it's clear. Meaning when I get to the lights 30 seconds later I have to sit while the green man is on and nobody crosses. Really does my tits in.

 

People who take photos of themselves at arm's length, usually pouting. Those photos are bad enough when it's of you and someone else, but seriously, just taking a picture of yourself? Have a word.

 

Loud breathers.

 

The fact they've gone back to specifying which seat you sit in at the cinema. No need.

 

People who hijack lines from comedies and over-use them at every opportunity in general conversation, especially when they sound nothing like whoever said it in the programme/film. Have the reason it's funny in the film is because of how it sounds. The boy at my work who answers "Computer says noooow" in his Dundonian accent instead of no just makes me want to punch him.

 

People who ask for a crisp. That's bad enough. People who then proceed to take a fecking massive handful, or rummage around in the pack touching every crisp possible to get to one at the bottom.

 

People who say "does my tits in".

 

 

Since when?

[BoJack Horseman]

That one might be the worst of the lot. If I was ever in the company of a Yank and they used that phrase, I don't think I'd be able to keep quiet about it.

 

"You could care less? So you care then?" I'd then have to explain to them why what they're saying is wrong.

 

The usual retort is that they use it 'ironically'. There's another that pisses me off. Using irony when they mean sarcasm. I know they're both almost the same but it's like calling a square a rectangle just because it technically is.

[Victorian]

let's swing this baby around to the subject of clothing.

 

what do we hate? i hate checked shirts. i hate hoods. i would gladly imprison the wearers of hooded shirts.

[JamTarts1874]

Can't believe that this hasn't been picked up on yet.

 

People that say 'obviously' several times during a conversation especially when the thing that they are talking about isn't obvious.

 

DOES MY NUT IN !!!!

[Gregory House M.D.]

People who judge people based on the clothes they wear.

Even Ramones t-shirt wearers?!

[Ragnar]

Just life in general.

[Guest Alex Guttenplan]

let's swing this baby around to the subject of clothing.

 

what do we hate? i hate checked shirts. i hate hoods. i would gladly imprison the wearers of hooded shirts.

 

Toms. God, I hate Toms.

[Gregory House M.D.]

let's swing this baby around to the subject of clothing.

 

what do we hate? i hate checked shirts. i hate hoods. i would gladly imprison the wearers of hooded shirts.

 

Ramones tee's, Slip-ons & denin shirts. Skinny jeans on men are pretty ******* horrific as well and those stupid LMFAO glasses that are just bars of metal.

 

The Ramones T-shirt thing is that you know instantly that anynody weating them doesn't know a Ramones song.

[Victorian]

WTF are toms? i think i hate them just by the way they sound.

 

the ramones were shite anyway bunter.

[Guest Alex Guttenplan]

WTF are toms? i think i hate them just by the way they sound.

 

the ramones were shite anyway bunter.

 

shite slipper-type shoes. Google image them to get an idea of them

[Victorian]

shite slipper-type shoes. Google image them to get an idea of them

 

 

 

mandatory feet removal surgery for wearers of those.

[Floyd]

 

 

mandatory feet removal surgery for wearers of those.

 

They are horrific!!!!!!!

 

Skinny jeans are wrong on males also.

 

People who take bikes onto packed trains for one or two stops. Especially in and around Glasgow!! Why are you not cycling from Central to Bridgeton!!!!!!!!

 

People who play music directly from their phone without earphones just to amuse them and their pals. Always shady techno as well.

 

Buses

[Hansel]

let's swing this baby around to the subject of clothing.

 

what do we hate? i hate checked shirts. i hate hoods. i would gladly imprison the wearers of hooded shirts.

Nothing wrong with shoodies!

 

Or checked shirts!

[PsychocAndy]

Even Ramones t-shirt wearers?!

I don't have a Ramones T-Shirt but if the wearers can name, say 5, Ramones songs they should be allowed to continue wearing said item. If not it should be taken off them and burnt or better still just burn it with them wearing it.

I'm beginning to think Motorhead T-Shirts are going the same way.

[The Great Khali]

Nothing wrong with shoodies!

 

Or checked shirts!

 

Plenty wrong with shoodies. End of.

[Victorian]

Nothing wrong with shoodies!

 

Or checked shirts!

 

shoodies?

 

what's the deal with monstrous items with hoods? for some reason folk can't seem to wear a jacket, trackie, sweatshirt, shirt and even bloody t-shirts that don't have hoods.

 

it will be hooded pants next.

[rossthejambo]

Nothing wrong with shoodies!

 

Or checked shirts!

 

Shoodies?

 

Checked shirts are perfectly acceptable in my book.

[Hansel]

I thought I'd coined the word, but it's already in circulation amongst fellow trend setters I see.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CGMQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3Dshoodie&ei=MCjFT9O6CqTE0QX_xvSdCg&usg=AFQjCNEtx9jdWA9s-rxkgN8bo7XA3HpUrg

 

I've got a checked shoodie with a detachable hood.

[rossthejambo]

I thought I'd coined the word, but it's already in circulation amongst fellow trend setters I see.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CGMQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3Dshoodie&ei=MCjFT9O6CqTE0QX_xvSdCg&usg=AFQjCNEtx9jdWA9s-rxkgN8bo7XA3HpUrg

 

I've got a checked shoodie with a detachable hood.

 

See combining two ordinary words to make shite words like shoodie, I'd like to add them to my list.

[Hansel]

shoodies?

 

what's the deal with monstrous items with hoods? for some reason folk can't seem to wear a jacket, trackie, sweatshirt, shirt and even bloody t-shirts that don't have hoods.

 

it will be hooded pants next.

Think that's called a wedgie, dude!

 

Today, I bought a body-warmer.

 

it has a hood

 

[Victorian]

I thought I'd coined the word, but it's already in circulation amongst fellow trend setters I see.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CGMQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3Dshoodie&ei=MCjFT9O6CqTE0QX_xvSdCg&usg=AFQjCNEtx9jdWA9s-rxkgN8bo7XA3HpUrg

 

I've got a checked shoodie with a detachable hood.

 

 

that's illegal.

[Hansel]

 

Haters gonna hate!

[Regal Kingston]

Woman at ATM's that use every card in their purse.

Geek glasses

[Shapes]

A girl on my facebook has just bought her 2 year old a Rottweiler for his birthday. A fecking Rottweiler?! There are no words. No words at all.

[dobmisterdobster]

I don't have a Ramones T-Shirt but if the wearers can name, say 5, Ramones songs they should be allowed to continue wearing said item. If not it should be taken off them and burnt or better still just burn it with them wearing it.

I'm beginning to think Motorhead T-Shirts are going the same way.

 

It's like necklacing for trendy arsewipes.

[Hansel]

A girl on my facebook has just bought her 2 year old a Rottweiler for his birthday. A fecking Rottweiler?! There are no words. No words at all.

Remember that Facebook thread that was in the Pub forum?

[itsnomarooned]

Airport twats. Folk who insist on gathering their stuff, putting their belt and shoes back on, stuffing laptop into bag etc. when they're only just through the detector. Just pick up the tray and take it over to the tables designed for this purpose thereby giving everyone else room.

 

Fannys!

[Tazio]

Too much, way too much. I could be here all night.

 

I work with a lot of people younger than me and the level of Americanisation horrifies me. One young lad who is from Aberdeen actually has a bizarre accent that means nobody can work out where he is from as he spent most of his teenage years doing nothing but play video games and watch American TV.

 

One of the main things that annoys me is people saying butt and ass. It's arse. A great word that can be used in a variety of ways.

 

The same people talk about onsies. What the feck is a man in his twenties doing owning a romper suit, or even worse having a matching one with his girlfriend that they wear under their slankets at night as they watch reruns of Friends. Just **** off.

 

Scruffy shits in restaurants. I don't think for an instant you should have to dress up but why the hell do you think shorts, a vest and flip flops is suitable for going for a meal that requires you to book in advance?

 

Jugglers.

 

Mothers who think it is OK to scream and shout at their young kids in the most foul language. They're children, they don't need this kind of crap in their life.

 

Students who think they are the first generation ever to have considered smoking drugs. And think the reason you don't want to hear their "mad" drug stories is that you don't approve. Sorry mate it's all been done before. Ditto booze shenanigans. Been there, done it.

[Tazio]

 

Haters gonna hate!

 

I also hate that haircut.

[rossthejambo]

 

Haters gonna hate!

 

that's horrific on many levels.

[Guest Alex Guttenplan]

I hate how my mum and sister revert to talking like toddlers when they speak to each other.

 

Yes, they're doing it right now on the phone.

[Hansel]

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<img src='http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> that's horrific on many levels.<br />

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it looks better from side on with the hood up.

[North Berwick Jambo]

Moaning old people, junkies & charity muggers with clipboards, just **** off!

[Tazio]

Just remembered another one.

 

People who pluralize things for no reason apart from trying to appear cute. If I go into a coffee shop I don't want the assistant to say "here's your coffees" when there is only one. Even worse if they pluralize my name.

 

And beneath contempt if they are male.

 

And totes isn't a valid alternative to totally. Chillax isn't a ******* word. LOL is not a word.

[Hansel]

I hate it how tapatalk adds lots of unnecessary characters such as.... <br/>

[Victorian]

people on television shows like deal or no deal and other ones where money can be won who roar and shout and act like some kind of pumped up sportsman. jumping around the television studio in their shit clothes like andy murray after he's just beaten roger federer.

 

the TV producers should have vetted these reprobates out at the audition stage.

[rossthejambo]

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it looks better from side on with the hood up.

 

Worryingly I think you're actually being serious

[PsychocAndy]

I "made" my first internet poster

http://wildfire.gigya.com/facebook/preview.aspx?fb_sig_api_key=f7667e9ebccf2157d6f15f991a5e3ce9&wid=637001821&p=bHQ9MTMzODMyMDIyODM4NyZwdD%2AxMzM4MzIwMjQxNjA1JnA9MzYwNzQxJmQ9Jm49ZmFjZWJvb2smZz%2AxJm89NGFlODI2MjgwZWRkNGMwMGJmMzJkZGNmNGYyNzYzNGMmb2Y9MA%3D%3D&s=1

Has a wee swear word so caution.

[Bert Le Clos]

 

Since when?

 

No idea, but that was exactly my reaction when I went to see American Pie The Reunion the other week.

 

Double when, after deciding that given there were only about 7 other people in the entire cinema as the film started we moved to seats further back and a boy and his Mrs arrived and told us we were in their seats

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper]

No idea, but that was exactly my reaction when I went to see American Pie The Reunion the other week.

 

Double when, after deciding that given there were only about 7 other people in the entire cinema as the film started we moved to seats further back and a boy and his Mrs arrived and told us we were in their seats

 

 

That is tragic, makes a good addition to this thread though.

[Floyd]

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it looks better from side on with the hood up.

 

To be honest it would look better on fire or in a skip on fire...........

[Matthew Le Tissier]

Add to it men with long finger nails why oh why. Plus dirty finger nails give me boke.

[BigAlim]

girls who lump all boys into the same catagory i.e. "i'm finished with boys, they are all liars" no, you obviously just have bad taste