I P Knightley Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 JKB help & imagination required. I'm putting together a round for an inter-departmental quiz at work. The bloke doing quizmaster duties is gay and slightly camp - not Graham Norton levels but definitely not MAN. I had the idea of getting a round of identify the movie from the quote but making sure that all quotes would sound kind of appropriate from him. So far, I've only got to: "He's a very naughty boy" (Life of Brian) "Bring out the gimp" (Pulp Fiction) and "Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me!" (Carry on Cleo) Go to it team... I need 10 Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you" - Anchorman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "I can't hear you, sound off like you gotta pair" Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "I'm from the United States of kiss my ass" - House of Games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "No one makes me bleed my own blood" - Dodgeball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady jambo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail. (Pulp Fiction) Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same (Green Mile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 WHat about good old "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"? That sounds a bit camp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Not from a film, but a famous and at this point highly amusing quote from an actor.... ?For an actor, there is no greater loss than the loss of his audience,? Ladies and gentlemen, Charlton Heston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 There's always "I'm going to make you squeal like a pig" or "He's got a realy purty mouth don't he" from Deliverance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Don't call me Shirley" .......Airplane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Annie Hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Mike put it back in , Marcus will kills if he finds out, give it to me" - Bad Boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rods Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I watched predetaor the other night there run move get to the chopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysittin' the sheep while you stem the rose" - Brokeback Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyJambo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?" - Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate. "I carried a watermelon" - Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy... - The 40 Year Old Virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougal Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Everybody be cool. YOU be cool!"..... - From Dusk till Dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail. (Pulp Fiction) Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same (Green Mile) I'll admit that there's a contrast between how this sounds in the movie and how John Inman might deliver it but the line itself isn't quite 'on the edge' enough. Particularly liking "Don't call me Shirley" and "you'd never think I was master of the universe". The Deliverance ones are good but maybe a little too obvious - i.e. the guy would click (and he is a director!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossi_1983 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone." Usual Suspects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossi_1983 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Or you could always use this classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 It's not so bad,dying - Platoon Wake up it's time to die - Blade Runner Would everyone just stop getting shot - Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 God dammit mustang! This is Ghost Rider 117, this bogey is all over me. He's got missile lock on me. Do I have permission to fire? - Top Gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "domino mother****er!" I know it's not quite what you're looking for but I couldn't resist. great quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." "There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. Some sort of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Chic Murray as the headmaster in Gregory's Girl, back to the camera, playing piano. 2 schoolkids peeking round the open doorway watching him play. Chic reaches a perfect pause in his piano playing, turns slightly and barks... "Off you go you small boys". That'd work in a camp voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanook Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 'Do you mind if I smoke while you eat" Linda Lovelace Deep Throat (or so I'm told) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Gay cowboy movie: Lureen Newsome: What are ya waitin' for cowboy? The matin' call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around." I don't have to state the movie or the scene. Possibly the most amusing line ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Lick my love pump Spinal Tap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Wanna know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wattie Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Yjou're about as useful as a ******-flavoured lollypop!" - Dodgeball again, quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarhead Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "I know lots of tits guvnor, but I don't know any quite as feckin stupid as these two" Snatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_the_Jambo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I love the smell of naphalm first thing in the morning or charlie dont surf !! Both from apocalypse now (the beach scene with ed harris) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Goddammit, I'd **** on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!" - Wargames. Not gay, but who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 This was on the Airplane! thread. Any one of the captain's lines are good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cANNP4ibgM&feature=related Misses out "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "I bet you're the type of guy who would **** a guy in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound" Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devries4 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Blazing Saddles and just to confuse matters - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_badges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Q - In Pulp Fiction where did Christopher Walken hide Bruce Willis Dad's watch? A - Up his a%^! http://www.whysanity.net/monos/pulp.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_steve Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 save yourself a lot of hassle .... loads here http://www.angelfire.com/oh/quotations/moviequotes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "That'll be the day." John Wayne in The Searchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRY Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 "Hey Mikey - you wanna' go to the bathroom?" - The Goonies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 "I miss your voice, I miss your laugh (giggle), I miss your scent, I miss your musk. I think when all this is over, you and me should get an appartment together!" - Anchorman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady jambo Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I'll admit that there's a contrast between how this sounds in the movie and how John Inman might deliver it but the line itself isn't quite 'on the edge' enough. Particularly liking "Don't call me Shirley" and "you'd never think I was master of the universe". The Deliverance ones are good but maybe a little too obvious - i.e. the guy would click (and he is a director!) ock well it was only a suggestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgiegirl Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Who's that guy On that motorcycle What would they say if they knew it was Michael Best movie line ever Surrender Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz has so many references of that ilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 "Hey Mikey - you wanna' go to the bathroom?" - The Goonies "Heeeey youuuuu guyssssssss" has potential surely? (from the Goonies as well obv) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 "Do you know what nemisis means ?" - Brick Top - Snatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 "I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy." Dodgeball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 "Merry Christmas Marv, Happy Hanukkah Harry" - Home Alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 "your name is Harry isn't it?" Lloyd Christmas Dumb and dumber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveandal Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws or for camp value "Kahn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Star trek II http://scotsport.podbean.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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