The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Now, I admit that I often sing the wrong words to songs, but I dont ever sing the words to one song, and the tune to another! Me and the missus were driving to Asda for some shopping and London Nights by the London Boys came on, and she started singing these words "London boys, I'm looking for a good time, London boys, I'm ready for your love" Now, I aint no musician, but the words she was singing was to an old Sabrina song, to the tune of the London Boys, and I couldnt stop laughing, in fact I was firkin poorless!!! Has anyone else done this, or is it just me thats with a silly bint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulah Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 my dad does it all the time,but he sings 2 songs rolled into 1 but thinks hes still on the 1st song.I call him heinz variety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tynie Bubbles Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 When I'm in the car my other half is always moaning at me for singing along to songs on the stereo because I only know the first line of most of them and then just improvise and go der, der, der or whatever. It drives him crackers. And I enjoy driving him crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 For a minute I thought this was going to be another famous ex wife story John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboFamily Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 When our son was born my boyfriend started singing twinkle twinkle little star and ended it with ba ba black sheep Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are One for the master and one for the dame . . . he didn't get to finish it as I couldn't stop laughing Won't let him forget it in a hurry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyJambo Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I dunno what Linda should be more embarrassed about...singing the wrong song to the wrong song or knowing the words/tune to either London Boys or Sabrina! Ach I've probably done similar when I've been half cut! My Sis is prone to singing the wrong words now and then. Like Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal "Annie eat your oatcakes" or that song Informer by Snow where she used to sing "A Farmer" instead of Informer! But hey she's a Hibby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Dire Straits - Money For Nothing. Took my missus 5 years to tell me that it wasn't 'your chips for free' Bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 For a minute I thought this was going to be another famous ex wife story John. I could turn it into one if you like, I've got many stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Dire Straits - Money For Nothing. Took my missus 5 years to tell me that it wasn't 'your chips for free' Bitch hahahaaaa - John just asked "is it no money for chips then" your no the only dafty;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 hahahaaaa - John just asked "is it no money for chips then" your no the only dafty;) The things people make up to get even, sheeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I'm an expert at singing the first line of a song corretcly then totally fecking it up from then on. It's a standing joke with my missus and kids. Personally I think it's only women who can remember the words to songs due to the fact that they've got nothing else going on in the neads to confuse them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Dire Straits - Money For Nothing. Took my missus 5 years to tell me that it wasn't 'your chips for free' Bitch What is it then:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 What is it then:confused: hello stranger!!!! not sure if your on the wind up or not but the words are "chicks" not flippin "chips" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 hello stranger!!!! not sure if your on the wind up or not but the words are "chicks" not flippin "chips" lol HiYa Actually now you mention it I knew it was chicks. That doesn't stop me doing the man thing and singing chips tho'. How you and John doing. I see you're in different rooms again, or is it the beauty of wireless broadband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 hello stranger!!!! not sure if your on the wind up or not but the words are "chicks" not flippin "chips" lol Knowing John the way I do, I can understand why he thought it was Chips instead of Chicks. He's not a womaniser, he likes a wee bet at the casino, and by the looks of him, he's not walked past a chip shop for many a year, hence why his brain defaults to 'Chips' for that song. For the record, I thought it was chips too, so thats my slagging fecked then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 HiYa Actually now you mention it I knew it was chicks. That doesn't stop me doing the man thing and singing chips tho'. How you and John doing. I see you're in different rooms again, or is it the beauty of wireless broadband on here and playing the wii, kicking his ass at golf,tennis and baseball;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 on here and playing the wii, kicking his ass at golf,tennis and baseball;) That bloody baseball drives me mad, I've only ever hit 1 home run. As for the golf, you need a snorkle to play the last hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 hello stranger!!!! not sure if your on the wind up or not but the words are "chicks" not flippin "chips" lol I can imagine a guy getting chips for free, but getting a chick for free, no fecking chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 hahahaaaa - John just asked "is it no money for chips then" your no the only dafty;) Dafty? Not heard that for a while. You know it would have been a much bigger hit had they used chips and not chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I can imagine a guy getting chips for free, but getting a chick for free, no fecking chance. get yersel up the CAV at the weekend;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 on here and playing the wii, kicking his ass at golf,tennis and baseball;) You've just reminded me of another song "Dreamer" by Supertramp!!! I just whooped you silly at all events, including the Wii! Oh and Cobblers, she got such a thrashing at the golf that she asked me to play the last 3 holes for her, at which I managed 2 birdies at the last hole She needed a bucket and spade and a boat to find most of her balls ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 That bloody baseball drives me mad, I've only ever hit 1 home run. As for the golf, you need a snorkle to play the last hole. you defo need to practice more hun. i was in the water, in sand,over a cliff, the bloody works the night lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 get yersel up the CAV at the weekend;) No danger. I am just going to follow this thread, now that I have discovered you and John are weeing together, to see how it develops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 you defo need to practice more hun. i was in the water, in sand,over a cliff, the bloody works the night lol What about playing games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 No danger. I am just going to follow this thread, now that I have discovered you and John are weeing together, to see how it develops. hahahaha - while mind an pour yersel a drink, we could be a while;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 No danger. I am just going to follow this thread, now that I have discovered you and John are weeing together, to see how it develops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 What about playing games? what game would you like to play darling? whilst you think about it, go pour me another morgans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo walesy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Same Jeans-The View New Shoes-Paulo Nutini I get the tunes to those 2 mixed up all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 Same Jeans-The ViewNew Shoes-Paulo Nutini I get the tunes to those 2 mixed up all the time! I can totally understand that one mate, I would get that mixed up too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I feel like I'm at a party at John's house without actually being there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 I feel like I'm at a party at John's house without actually being there Heh heh, you'd be more than welcome mate, as long as you can arse beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Heh heh, you'd be more than welcome mate, as long as you can arse beer! I'll be there in about 6 hours:food-smiley-004::food-smiley-004: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 I'll be there in about 6 hours:food-smiley-004::food-smiley-004: leave ma morgans:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 I'll be there in about 6 hours:food-smiley-004::food-smiley-004: You walking like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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