Happy Hearts Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Please stop. The first time, funny and then the second time fair enough. But every game people singing him to swing on the bar is tedious. Imagine if someone came into your work and sang for you to jump on your desk. Might do it once for a laugh. Imagine every day that same person singing for you to jump on your desk when you were trying to work and then booing when you didnt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo85 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I know guys, please give it a break. The lad is trying to concentrate on the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 He is in the entertainment industry. It's not the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_HMFC1874 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 It'd be hilarious always to boo a co-worker for not jumping on his desk. Cheer up buddy, we won! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Please stop. The first time, funny and then the second time fair enough. But every game people singing him to swing on the bar is tedious. Imagine if someone came into your work and sang for you to jump on your desk. Might do it once for a laugh. Imagine every day that same person singing for you to jump on your desk when you were trying to work and then booing when you didnt? Lightin up! :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 being a footballer is not like working in an office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid A Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 We won 5-2 and this is what you do when you first get home....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I know guys, please give it a break. The lad is trying to concentrate on the game. Agreed, he's clearly been told not to by Sergio etc. He done it when we scored the fifth, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMuir94 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I can't take this thread seriously. It is hilarious when it is sung and even Kello loves it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 He is in the entertainment industry. It's not the same. No different to singing "Henry gies us a wave" imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 He done it when we scored the fifth, though. I noticed that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I wonder if Kello is thinking oh ffs not this again , is he feck , he's loving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy-y Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Please stop. The first time, funny and then the second time fair enough. But every game people singing him to swing on the bar is tedious. Imagine if someone came into your work and sang for you to jump on your desk. Might do it once for a laugh. Imagine every day that same person singing for you to jump on your desk when you were trying to work and then booing when you didnt? You must be a great laugh on a night out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Hearts Posted January 14, 2012 Author Share Posted January 14, 2012 We won 5-2 and this is what you do when you first get home....? I apologise for having a voice. Brilliant game today, but lets just give this a rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icenoodle Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Think you might need to change your username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Borat Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I can't take this thread seriously. It is hilarious when it is sung and even Kello loves it ! Its not hilarious and Kello looks uncomfortable with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Benn Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I agree with Happy Hearts. Ripped the arse out of it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Can you no get booked for swinging on the bar? I got sent off in a school match for doing it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I know guys, please give it a break. The lad is trying to concentrate on the game. Exactly. I hope thats the end of it. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luton Jambo Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Can you no get booked for swinging on the bar? I got sent off in a school match for doing it!!! Only because by being able to reach the bar they realised you were actually 23. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribery's Face Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I can't take this thread seriously. It is hilarious when it is sung and even Kello loves it ! Buts its not really that funny is it? Its hilarious, if you find disney channel hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Walnut Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Please stop. The first time, funny and then the second time fair enough. But every game people singing him to swing on the bar is tedious. Imagine if someone came into your work and sang for you to jump on your desk. Might do it once for a laugh. Imagine every day that same person singing for you to jump on your desk when you were trying to work and then booing when you didnt? Bore off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hmfc. Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Lighten up you sound like a bunch of old duffers! If we can't smile and have a laugh about something then it would only be doom although some people seem I enjoy doom. So I say how about stop all the doom it too is getting tedious and worn out??? If kelllo doesn't want to do it then he won't but he claps the crowd when they sing it so what's the problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Benn Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Don't hide behind the "I'm the life of the party and you're all boring and old ROFL" patter. In any other social situation, you'd get ripped for trotting out the same tired joke week after week. Knock it on the head and come up with something else and people will join in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icenoodle Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Can I suggest some new chants for the next home game? "Kello, Kello, don't swing on the bar, you might pull a muscle in your shoulder and reduce your transfer fee" and "Paulo, Paulo, don't give us a wave, please concentrate on the match, thanks, cheers, speak to you in a bit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Hearts Posted January 14, 2012 Author Share Posted January 14, 2012 Don't hide behind the "I'm the life of the party and you're all boring and old ROFL" patter. In any other social situation, you'd get ripped for trotting out the same tired joke week after week. Knock it on the head and come up with something else and people will join in. Post of the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Complete overkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deko 94 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Its not hilarious and Kello looks uncomfortable with it If that's how he feels then he shouldn't swing the bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hmfc. Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Don't hide behind the "I'm the life of the party and you're all boring and old ROFL" patter. In any other social situation, you'd get ripped for trotting out the same tired joke week after week. Knock it on the head and come up with something else and people will join in. Tbh mate I sit in the gorgie stand so I don't sing it anyway so I'm hiding behind nothing apart from the fact that I don't moan about pointless stuff. People are enjoying themselves shame on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendoll Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 When we sing "Kello, Kello, gies a wave", he will wave. When we sing "kello, Kello, swing the bar", he swings the bar. Next time Celtic are in town, can we start a "Kello, Kello, punch the ginge", sit back and see what happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Pish conversation after a resounding victory today , drink and be merry . That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geddy Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Jesus h christ. Fans sing to a player to show their love and respect. Yes its stupid. Yes it may be inane. However it reminds guys on the pitch we are on their side. Kello was laughing and waved several times. It is causing atmosphere. A good atmosphere. Lighten up for fecks sake. And Kello...keep swinging on that bar, we love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I know guys, please give it a break. The lad is trying to concentrate on the game. Aye we should stop singing songs to Rudi aswell because that lengthy period where he's giving the fans a wave he could be concentrating on the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 He didn't appear to be put off when we sang it to him at Fester Road..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo corker Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Ironic user name the op has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMc Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Ironic user name the op has Speech patterns of Yoda you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rastajambo Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 My mate did that and goal fell on him arm and broke his arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Don't hide behind the "I'm the life of the party and you're all boring and old ROFL" patter. In any other social situation, you'd get ripped for trotting out the same tired joke week after week. Knock it on the head and come up with something else and people will join in. Should we stop singing The Hearts Song too. That must have been sung to death now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Don't hide behind the "I'm the life of the party and you're all boring and old ROFL" patter. In any other social situation, you'd get ripped for trotting out the same tired joke week after week. Knock it on the head and come up with something else and people will join in. In fairness I don't think "Kello, Kello, run to the penalty spot and back" has quite the same ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ricardo Quaresma Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Only because by being able to reach the bar they realised you were actually 23. When we sing "Kello, Kello, gies a wave", he will wave. When we sing "kello, Kello, swing the bar", he swings the bar. Next time Celtic are in town, can we start a "Kello, Kello, punch the ginge", sit back and see what happens? Should we stop singing The Hearts Song too. That must have been sung to death now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Hearts Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 Should we stop singing The Hearts Song too. That must have been sung to death now? A number of posts remind me that this forum doesnt have an age policy and even our younger fans have computers these days. I need to remember that. Aye, sing songs and create an atmosphere, but getting someone to swing on the bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 A number of posts remind me that this forum doesnt have an age policy and even our younger fans have computers these days. I need to remember that. Aye, sing songs and create an atmosphere, but getting someone to swing on the bar? I actually glad he didn't because that referee would have probably booked him. I remember Pointon getting sent off for kicking the post. However, I still think you should lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 please put this thread in the classics . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I agree that it wa funny when banksy did it. Nearly as funny when Kello did it. Now it's just getting cringey. Section G sang it about 8 times yesterday, sounded desperate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyjamboDerbyshire Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I just worry that when Barr does a Zal, ie scores an og or gives away a penalty, Kello mistakes it for 'Kello swing for the....' Appologies to those without a sense of humour And those with one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I think this is one way that our fans our showng our appreciation for Kello. They're trying to have fun with him and he seems to enjoy being included in that. When speaking about the club, Marian has stated that he's enjoying being here - that banter will be one of the many reasons he feels good about being at our club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I think it is getting old. However, wasn't it the OP that put up that incredibly dull 50 cent is a Jambo stuff on more than one occasion? If so, no sympathy with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Its not hilarious and Kello looks uncomfortable with it No he isn't. At Easter Road when the fans started singing it he gave a cheeky smile to the fans and indicated he cant do it at the moment. Yes the joke is getting old but Kello seems to have a laugh with the fans singing it. Dont know if "Kello, show us your arse" quite works either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brownlee Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 No different to singing "Henry gies us a wave" imo only differnce it was usally smellic supporters doing the singing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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