Smack Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Some day I'll get the courage to say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 My in-laws have always been in my good books. Christmas dinner with them, and looking forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I love my missus' parents....but one of their dogs just shat in my living room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 I love my missus' parents....but one of their dogs just shat in my living room... That's minging. However given this is JKB, get it pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 That's minging. However given this is JKB, get it pumped. In the dog's defence, it's absolutely pissing down outside and I wouldn't want to go and shite in the garden, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside1874 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Some day I'll get the courage to say no. Stevo did and it was an ill informed choice. The day you say no is the day its over. I'm going to the inlaws and looking forwards to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 My in-laws have always been in my good books. Christmas dinner with them, and looking forward to it. I'm in this camp, going there for dinner later on and to receive the laptop they are getting me & the mrs for Xmas It's my own family I'm not looking forward to seeing (Wedge excepted) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Can't be arsed with her family at all. They all hate me.That's the facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'm in the Uly camp too. Off to my inlaws for a mass scran and getting pished. All is well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Can't be arsed with her family at all. They all hate me.That's the facts Wonder why? :beats: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Great being single, no in laws! bad experience a couple of years ago with the ex when i used the wrong knife at the Christmas dinner table and caused a major crisis. Just for the record I cannae stand my brothers in laws. Got invited there but I'd rather spend the day shoving wasps up my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Her Mum hates me after I called her the 'Interference' and a Hypochondriac never been the same since just make the best of it for the sake of the Kids, only once a Yr but dreading it as well, as long as I shut my puss things should be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Detest her mother.. The one day of the year I have to be 2 faced to the horrible boot.. Tbf, the wife isn't a massive fan either.. Never mind won't have to face.them again till easter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'd rather spend the day shoving wasps up my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'm at my in laws until the 1st Jan. It's great. They don't speak English, I don't speak German. They just keep giving me beer and chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Can't be arsed with her family at all. They all hate me.That's the facts Guaranteed you get wasted and offend them. NAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Wonder why? :beats: You're actually not fair away mate Chester I'm going over for less than an hour so I'll not be drinking in there company! They think were going over Tomorrow for a meal.I know better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 At her mums house but this will be the last year. She's a total ******* buzz kill and gets more depressing by the year, probably coming to the realisation that she's a year closer to dying alone. Anyway Merry Christmas everybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb101 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'm at my in laws until the 1st Jan. It's great. They don't speak English, I don't speak German. They just keep giving me beer and chocolate. If I come over can you tell them I'm your Brother.Beer and chocolate aaaaaaaah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 At her mums house but this will be the last year. She's a total ******* buzz kill and gets more depressing by the year, probably coming to the realisation that she's a year closer to dying alone. Anyway Merry Christmas everybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 In-laws coming for Xmas dinner as usual. My mother in law is a staunch Hibbie but it pleases me as we dine that she can see the photos on the wall of me and the kids holding 2 Scottish Cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 In-laws coming for Xmas dinner as usual. My mother in law is a staunch Hibbie but it pleases me as we dine that she can see the photos on the wall of me and the kids holding 2 Scottish Cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 At her mums house but this will be the last year. She's a total ******* buzz kill and gets more depressing by the year, probably coming to the realisation that she's a year closer to dying alone. Anyway Merry Christmas everybody Outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'm at my in laws until the 1st Jan. It's great. They don't speak English, I don't speak German. They just keep giving me beer and chocolate. Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobey Dosser Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I like mine. They are very jolly, and have a good line in chat. They are also very tolerant. Last year, when we were there for Christmas, I fell asleep in the living room among the lot of them, a bit pished, after dinner. While asleep, apart from letting a thunderous fart escape, I also put my hand down my trousers, scratched my balls, then sniffed my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobey Dosser Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Using the old 'I was asleep', eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougal Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Don't hate my inlaws but they are weird. Never get a birthday card from them or even a call or email from them. Can't remember the last time we (wife included) got a Christmas present from them despite us sending them stuff every year. Wife is really annoyed with them now, so this could be the last year that we send them gifts. They do live in Canada and we stay there every year when we visit so it's not as though they do nothing for us, but at the same time we do pay for lots of things when we go over plus we always take them decent gifts and take them out several times for dinner. Bottom line is they're proper tightwads. Only see them once a year so not all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I get on great with the in-laws Only downfall is they are all massive bluenoses. I'll enjoy getting it right up them this year after a few cans Thanks St.midden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Don't hate my inlaws but they are weird. Never get a birthday card from them or even a call or email from them. Can't remember the last time we (wife included) got a Christmas present from them despite us sending them stuff every year. Wife is really annoyed with them now, so this could be the last year that we send them gifts. They do live in Canada and we stay there every year when we visit so it's not as though they do nothing for us, but at the same time we do pay for lots of things when we go over plus we always take them decent gifts and take them out several times for dinner. Bottom line is they're proper tightwads. Only see them once a year so not all bad. Think of the inheritance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 One of mine died this summer. Wasn't enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphiwe Tshabalala Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I like mine. They are very jolly, and have a good line in chat. They are also very tolerant. Last year, when we were there for Christmas, I fell asleep in the living room among the lot of them, a bit pished, after dinner. While asleep, apart from letting a thunderous fart escape, I also put my hand down my trousers, scratched my balls, then sniffed my hand. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I like mine. They are very jolly, and have a good line in chat. They are also very tolerant. Last year, when we were there for Christmas, I fell asleep in the living room among the lot of them, a bit pished, after dinner. While asleep, apart from letting a thunderous fart escape, I also put my hand down my trousers, scratched my balls, then sniffed my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 One of mine died this summer. Wasn't enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 My brother-in-law is a miserable, boring *******. Thankfully they're staying down south this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'm at my in laws until the 1st Jan. It's great. They don't speak English, I don't speak German. They just keep giving me beer and chocolate. i bet beats is jealous of you as they are the type of in-laws he (and me one day) would love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I take it all back. The sister in law and her husband have turned up and even though his English isn't that great, I can still tell that he's a cheeky chunt. Thinks I'm a bit lazy cause I don't see the point in going for a walk just for the sake of going for a walk. Give me a reason, say, a trip to the pub and I'll be out of there faster than the Nazis left Russia during winter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Me and the bursd inlaws have a very bi-polar relationship to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Christmas is a great time to end/start relationships. Means you don't have to bother with expensive presents or nippy mother-in-laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross21 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 This thread is one of the reasons (as a non-Jambo) why I love JKB On topic, not got in laws or even girlfriend so none of that p1sh like last year - I got on fine with everyone but they all had a massive barney whilst I enjoyed a few beers I get on fine with all my rellies with the exception of my mum's mother - I cannot stand her. Found out this morning she is now coming to my cousins wedding in Sydney in 2 years - absolutely gutted to the point I don't even want to go now What's that saying, you can choose your friends but not your family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 My mrs hates her mother and hasn't spoken to her in almost 8 years so no pain in the arse mother in law for me. Hosting the father in law (good lad) and sister in law (nuisance) this year. Guess I'm quite lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 I may have been a tad hasty ripping the in laws this years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 beats do tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 I may have been a tad hasty ripping the in laws this years Mother in law slip you the tongue under the mistletoe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 beats do tell They were nice to me today that's all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Had the m-i-l here for 5 days now. She hasn't done a thing apart from eat like a pig and hog the telly. Yesterday she dicked about while we were waiting to go down the boozer and then played up like prima donna and insisted on walking home from the pub pre xmas lunch. I pulled up in the car and told her to get in or she'd get no Xmas dinner cos we wouldn't be waiting for her. Told the missus to get her out of my sight today and I am watching footiel ALL day. Jeff Stelling never sounded sooo good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Is there even any footie on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Is there even any footie on This http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/99647/1/watch-chelsea-vs-fulham-fc.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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