i8hibsh Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 The agent of Junior Agogo is trying hard to get a new contract for him, and is confident he will put pen to paper in the next few days. Vodafone have already offered him 500 mins and unlimited internet and texts for ?25.99 per month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buba Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 The agent of Junior Agogo is trying hard to get a new contract for him, and is confident he will put pen to paper in the next few days. Vodafone have already offered him 500 mins and unlimited internet and texts for ?25.99 per month. I need to get an agent. Vodafone charge me ?38 per month for that deal !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I see what you've done here. Your opening sentence leads us to believe his agent had arranged a new deal for him at Hibs which would have been a surprise because he isn't very good. The second sentence is where the magic happens. You reveal, hilariously, you are actually talking about a mobile phone contract! Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I see what you've done here. Your opening sentence leads us to believe his agent had arranged a new deal for him at Hibs which would have been a surprise because he isn't very good. The second sentence is where the magic happens. You reveal, hilariously, you are actually talking about a mobile phone contract! Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotta Lad Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I see what you've done here. Your opening sentence leads us to believe his agent had arranged a new deal for him at Hibs which would have been a surprise because he isn't very good. The second sentence is where the magic happens. You reveal, hilariously, you are actually talking about a mobile phone contract! Great stuff. Reluctantly clicked back on this thread after seeing a few replies had accumulated...glad I did, good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I see what you've done here. Your opening sentence leads us to believe his agent had arranged a new deal for him at Hibs which would have been a surprise because he isn't very good. The second sentence is where the magic happens. You reveal, hilariously, you are actually talking about a mobile phone contract! Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I see what you've done here. Your opening sentence leads us to believe his agent had arranged a new deal for him at Hibs which would have been a surprise because he isn't very good. The second sentence is where the magic happens. You reveal, hilariously, you are actually talking about a mobile phone contract! Great stuff. :interesting: Your move i8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I see what you've done here. Your opening sentence leads us to believe his agent had arranged a new deal for him at Hibs which would have been a surprise because he isn't very good. The second sentence is where the magic happens. You reveal, hilariously, you are actually talking about a mobile phone contract! Great stuff. I8's humour is obviously FAR too subtle for a DR like myself... Thank goodness we have a poster like you around to clarify matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Wake me up, before you Agogo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I see what you've done here. Your opening sentence leads us to believe his agent had arranged a new deal for him at Hibs which would have been a surprise because he isn't very good. The second sentence is where the magic happens. You reveal, hilariously, you are actually talking about a mobile phone contract! Great stuff. Single handedly turning a shocking thread into a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I see what you've done here. Your opening sentence leads us to believe his agent had arranged a new deal for him at Hibs which would have been a surprise because he isn't very good. The second sentence is where the magic happens. You reveal, hilariously, you are actually talking about a mobile phone contract! Great stuff. Thats like something the actual Alan Partridge would say. Have a Yorkie for the glove box! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Thread of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger_84 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Worst joke ever type post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Surely I8 must gave a DVD out for Christmas after hitting out with comedy gold like this......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Have a Yorkie for the glove box! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Surely I8 must gave a DVD out for Christmas after hitting out with comedy gold like this......... It's headed straight for the 99p shelf along with Lawson's commentary on a Wales vs Belgium match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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