Locky Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 My mate was telling me he tried to start singing the diff'rent strokes theme tune but changed it to different stokes at a hobo's match couple of seasons ago. Nevertheless no-one joined in but when he told me it made me chuckle. Anyone else able to share any good ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Some shite gets sung at the back of section g on match days. Think some of the lads must drink a pint of Acid before the games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 Some shite gets sung at the back of section g on match days. Think some of the lads must drink a pint of Acid before the games. They don't half belt out a few tedious ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 They don't half belt out a few tedious ones. That "We're from the capital," is one of the worst.. sometimes I think people haven't saw some areas of Edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busby2Gibson Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Mate was a player with Meadowbank a good few years ago when they were playing Rangers. Much to everyone's surprise they took the lead, and the Bears began chanting 'You're going to get your F*****g heads kicked in' to the usual 50 or so Meadowbank supporters. They waited till the chant had died down, then replied with 'We're going to get our f*****g heads kicked in'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyces beard Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 id like to hear:> Anthony Stokes is illegitimate,hes got a DODGY birth certificate His aunt is his mom and his dads an IDIOT,Dirty ****** *******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruairidh Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 This has to be one of the funniest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCIv0pIHdMw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 id like to hear:> Anthony Stokes is illegitimate,hes got a DODGY birth certificate His aunt is his mom and his dads an IDIOT,Dirty ****** *******. Try suggesting that on the Rangers forum. You'll get a better response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Worst ever has to be the Scotland fans singing DOE A DEER,A FEMALE DEER...i cringe everytime I hear them sing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirky Jambo Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I used to love the Wyness Wonderland song. One of the most fun was singing entire 12 Days of Christmas with Jean Louis Valois for all the gifts at Dens Park! Graham Weir got the winner in that game if memory serves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 The 'Gorgie Dancer' chanting DARREN JACKSON, DARREN JACKSON for about half an hour even though he wasn't playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 I used to love the Wyness Wonderland song. One of the most fun was singing entire 12 Days of Christmas with Jean Louis Valois for all the gifts at Dens Park! Graham Weir got the winner in that game if memory serves... I remember people singing the Valois one in section N at the new year derby last year The 'Gorgie Dancer' chanting DARREN JACKSON, DARREN JACKSON for about half an hour even though he wasn't playing. Was that back when he sat in the main stand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I loved the "you're only here because you're homeless" at Tynecastle vs Spurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondo Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Many moons ago about 4 or 5 of us attended a Hearts home game, for one of the guys it was his first game, we were all about 12/13 The shed started singing 'Jingle Bells' and when it came to the Hibs part on New Yrs Day this lad sang out loud 'oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open slay' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfield Dynamo Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Two Neil McFarlanes.....there's only two Neil McFarlanes. At Caly Thistle a few years back. If you were at the game you will know what I mean. An older guy who sits behind us in Section D is normally full of the drink and shouts nonsense throughout the match. He shouted to Mikey Stewart that he couldnae trap a ? Everybody thought he was going to say a bag of cement or a medicine ball.....but to our surprise shouted a MOOSE. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" at Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 "Come on Hearts, spread out! You're standing together like a bunch of penguins!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirky Jambo Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Two Neil McFarlanes.....there's only two Neil McFarlanes. At Caly Thistle a few years back. If you were at the game you will know what I mean. An older guy who sits behind us in Section D is normally full of the drink and shouts nonsense throughout the match. He shouted to Mikey Stewart that he couldnae trap a ? Everybody thought he was going to say a bag of cement or a medicine ball.....but to our surprise shouted a MOOSE. Brilliant! I remember hearing two Neil Macfarlane's at Tannadyce a few years ago - one of our number bears a striking resemblance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Two Neil McFarlanes.....there's only two Neil McFarlanes. At Caly Thistle a few years back. If you were at the game you will know what I mean. An older guy who sits behind us in Section D is normally full of the drink and shouts nonsense throughout the match. He shouted to Mikey Stewart that he couldnae trap a ? Everybody thought he was going to say a bag of cement or a medicine ball.....but to our surprise shouted a MOOSE. Brilliant! I think I know the guy you mean in D. If it is the same one some of his shouts are rather non PC at times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dav1e Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Dens circa late 70's ,Tommy Gemmell was Dundee manager,a section of Hearts fans started abusing him about the size of his nose. Remember hearing "Looking through Tommy Gemmells nose" being sung to the tune Looking Through Gary Gilmours Eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfield Dynamo Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I think I know the guy you mean in D. If it is the same one some of his shouts are rather non PC at times Could very well be the same guy.......but half the time he just shouts and the only clear words you can make out are swear words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 The Elgin fans had some good shouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy McNulty Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Mate was a player with Meadowbank a good few years ago when they were playing Rangers. Much to everyone's surprise they took the lead, and the Bears began chanting 'You're going to get your F*****g heads kicked in' to the usual 50 or so Meadowbank supporters. They waited till the chant had died down, then replied with 'We're going to get our f*****g heads kicked in'. Back in the 1980s the Meadowbank Thistle Brake Club had, literally, a song list of 50 songs. I used to travel with them now and again when Hearts were playing at Ibrox or Darkheid, or if our game was cancelled etc.. It was kinda surreal; maybe 35 guys making up songs, taunting the opposition and laughing at themselves. If I could find an old copy of AWOL (the Mbank fanzine at the time was one of the top models for football fanzines, even getting a mention on Saint and Greavsie) I'd post here. PS -- At one game against Queeen's Park at Hampden, a Meadowbank fan broke into the empty "traditional" Celtic end and sang "God Save the Queen". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy Doodle Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Our "There's only 2 Paul Gascoignes" was a funny reply to the unwashed's "1 Paul Gascoignes" version after his loony bin turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legget Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 the "wallpapaer" guy from the video im sure I experienced him in person for the brazil game at the Emirates , genius !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 This has to be one of the funniest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCIv0pIHdMw Been on a quite a few trips with Scotland and I feckin hate this song with a passion. Its got to be one of the worst ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts151 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Shoes off if u hate hibbees. First started in the square in prague then taken back for the hibs parade, brillaint. That hibs parade and section n1 when we won 1-0 in '05 against gers were some of the best banter ive had at games. Abusing the shellsuit guy and his ma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Scotland fans. I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I went to a Hearts Vs Dunfermline game at EEP, in amongst proper blokes seething at how bad we were playing when my dad shouted........................... "sock it to em lads"! I was about 16 at the time, and my dad looks like Steve Martin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Could very well be the same guy.......but half the time he just shouts and the only clear words you can make out are swear words. Yep that's the guy, if you look at it him just after a particularly long shout his head looks like it's going to explode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quint Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I was at a DunfermlineVRaith Game (don't ask )shortly after Pars captain Norrie McCathie was found dead in his flat due to Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Raith fans were singing. He's black he's white, his pilot light is S***e. Worst one I have heard you are likley to be lifted for that now. At a Hearts game when that lorry driver was killing prostitutes in Ipswich Miko was having one of his off day's and a boy shouted. "Miko you're p**h..someone stick a dress on him and send him to Ipswich." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojim1986 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Anyone remember the guy in Section N against St Johnstone at the start of last season? He kept shouting "Duberry, yer a grass. Yer a ******* grass Duberry!". He done this for the whole 90mins and got some weird looks. Still trying to figure out what he was on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I was at a DunfermlineVRaith Game (don't ask )shortly after Pars captain Norrie McCathie was found dead in his flat due to Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Raith fans were singing. He's black he's white, his pilot light is S***e. Worst one I have heard you are likley to be lifted for that now. At a Hearts game when that lorry driver was killing prostitutes in Ipswich Miko was having one of his off day's and a boy shouted. "Miko you're p**h..someone stick a dress on him and send him to Ipswich." Thats ******* amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterD Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Souness Souness wheres your wife? She's being shagged by a diago, Shagged by a diago Long long time ago but it still makes me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fermit the Krog Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Anyone remember the guy in Section N against St Johnstone at the start of last season? He kept shouting "Duberry, yer a grass. Yer a ******* grass Duberry!". He done this for the whole 90mins and got some weird looks. Still trying to figure out what he was on about. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/67038/Duberry-ready-for-Leeds-taunts.html MICHAEL DUBERRY was labelled a ?grass? five years ago for his part in the trial against his then Leeds team-mates Jonathan Woodgate and Lee Bowyer over an attack on a student. In the initial court case Duberry said evidence by Woodgate was false. Those claims were denied by Woodgate's barrister, who suggested Duberry wanted to "shop" his friend to replace him in the team. Duberry was charged with conspiring to pervert the course of justice but was found not guilty. The trial eventually collapsed but at the retrial Woodgate was found guilty of affray, while Bowyer was cleared of all charges. Duberry was blasted by supporters for his decision to testify against his friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougal Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 When at uni, I used to go watch Preston north end. At one game away to blackpool, during the worst ever nil nil, a Preston fan came out with this chant, which was the highlight of the whole game. "Meat pie, sausage roll, come on Preston give us a goal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 20, 2011 Author Share Posted November 20, 2011 When at uni, I used to go watch Preston north end. At one game away to blackpool, during the worst ever nil nil, a Preston fan came out with this chant, which was the highlight of the whole game. "Meat pie, sausage roll, come on Preston give us a goal." Haha, think that was turned into a song sung for ENGERLANDS 2006 WC campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Knees Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I remember being in the London Road Tavern at parkhead before the cup final loss to the Gers, when the locals seemed to enjoy our rendition of :- 'Tomato Soup and Lentil We're all f?ckin mental Na naa Na Na ' But This prompted a still game lookalike from weegieland to pull out his glass eye and stick a bottle of holsten pils in his eye socket and say ' Na big man ... This is f?ckin mental ' Couldn't really argue !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Just Came To Say Kello Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 That "We're from the capital," is one of the worst.. sometimes I think people haven't saw some areas of Edinburgh. How old are you, Second Row Jambo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 The "We're from the Capital" song is decent but when morons sing it against Hibs and also when we played Spurs I was genuinely cringing my face off. It's not funny or banter. It's just 100% retardation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You shall not, you shall not be washed. You shall not, you shall not be washed. Not by soap, shampoo, or shower gel. Great chant, wish we sang it more against the Old Firm. Most of our supporters are too boring though and I'm not sure if the prawn sandwich brigade in the Gorgie would approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You shall not, you shall not be washed. You shall not, you shall not be washed. Not by soap, shampoo, or shower gel. Great chant, wish we sang it more against the Old Firm. Most of our supporters are too boring though and I'm not sure if the prawn sandwich brigade in the Gorgie would approve. Prawn sandwiches are nice though. I happen to sit in the gorgie stand so I guess this applies to me. Should I be offended? What type of sandwiches are acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Prawn sandwiches are nice though. I happen to sit in the gorgie stand so I guess this applies to me. Should I be offended? What type of sandwiches are acceptable? No you shouldn't be offended, as I love a good old fashined sweeping generalisation. Personally I'm not a fan of prawn though, I'm more a ham and cheese with some branston pickle or tuna and mayonnaise guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 No you shouldn't be offended, as I love a good old fashined sweeping generalisation. Personally I'm not a fan of prawn though, I'm more a ham and cheese with some branston pickle or tuna and mayonnaise guy. Aw you're not one of the ham and cheese with branston pickle sandwich, and sometimes the occasional tuna Mayo brigaders are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 The "We're from the Capital" song is decent but when morons sing it against Hibs and also when we played Spurs I was genuinely cringing my face off. It's not funny or banter. It's just 100% retardation. Each to their own, I actually thought singing it to Spurs fans was amusing. Fair enough Hibs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Each to their own, I actually thought singing it to Spurs fans was amusing. Fair enough Hibs.. Acceptable against Dundee United too imo. Dundee is well and truly, a shithole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Aw you're not one of the ham and cheese with branston pickle sandwich, and sometimes the occasional tuna Mayo brigaders are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Acceptable against Dundee United too imo. Dundee is well and truly, a shithole. I've heard it sung against, to various degrees, every team in the league even I.C.T. I happen to like the Highland capital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Each to their own, I actually thought singing it to Spurs fans was amusing. Fair enough Hibs.. Personally I reckon it made us look really silly. Acceptable against Dundee United too imo. Dundee is well and truly, a shithole. Of course it's acceptable to sing it against Dundee Utd - it's acceptable to sing it against every team in the SPL bar Hibs, because they're erm, from Edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Singing we're from the capital against hibs is ok as Leith was not part of the capital when they last won the big cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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