Are YOU a secret gay?

[Sterling Archer]

From Christwire.org

 

Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them? Are you having intimacy issues? Are you suspicious about your husband?s late night activities? Or are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family at risk? Don?t tell yourself that you?re simply being paranoid without taking a closer look!

 

Homosexuality can pop up at any time during a long-term relationship. Your spouse may have been experimenting with the ?gay? lifestyle even before you met. Maybe he?s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world. For these types, the shame of being ?outed? is so great that they will go to extremes to hide their lustful activities, even tricking a woman to marry them to appear normal in society. Sometimes it?s the nervous family who has rushed a young man into marriage out of a fear that his secret will be exposed. For others, homosexuality can appear later in life when men crave some escape from the monotony of careers and home life. Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse. Crystal meth and other narcotics are proven to lower inhibitions and to drive people to take incredible risks to feed their habits.

 

For the wife unsure about her husband?s proclivities, the most important thing is to first confirm your suspicions. Drawing on the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals, Christwire has put together a list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:

 

1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers

Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies he?s trying to hide something from you. Be on the lookout for a man who doesn?t want to web surf or answer phone calls in your presence. Texting is another favorite trick used by adulterers. For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.

 

2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way

When you?re out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men? Is he fond of winking at people? Does he get visibly upset when someone does not return a compliment about his physical appearance?

 

3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups

Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Does it ever seem as if he?s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?

 

4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home

Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?

 

5) Gym membership but no interest in sports

Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. They like to work out their bodies without the competition of sports play. Afterward, they use the showers and steam rooms to engage in sexual activity beyond the prying eyes of women. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.

 

6) Clothes that are too tight and too ?trendy?

Gay men don?t need words to communicate their availability for sex ?hook ups.? They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror or if he wears an inordinate number of small-sized t-shirts, it is probably worthwhile to pay more attention to his private activities.

 

7) Strange sexual demands

Fetishism is a sign that a man is seeking a harder thrill beyond the normal intimacy of heterosexual relations. The woman may not appeal to the deep desires that are coming to the surface as the marriage drags on. If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

 

8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films

Pornography is a dangerous element in any marriage but there are many Christians who feel watching it does add something to their sexual lives. If you have gone down this road and find that your man perks up at the sight of the men in these sorts of videos, you should be concerned. If he selects films because of specific male actors, this is an obvious sign that he is suffering from a crisis of ego and desire.

 

9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia

Some husbands will spend a great deal of money traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions. Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he?s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?

 

10) Too many friendly young male friends

Someone who makes an extra effort to surround themselves with younger men should raise concerns in any community. If this is the case with your husband, ask yourself if he prefers their company to that of women. Do they touch each other or embrace in long hugs? Do they exchange expensive, personal gifts like scarves or cologne?

 

11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends

A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has ?let his hair down? and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one?s hands.

 

12) Love of pop culture

It?s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.

 

13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public

Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he?s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks? He may be craving physical affirmation from other men and desperately looking for hints of shared desires in those around him.

 

14) Sudden heavy drinking

Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?

 

15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?

This is an important question to ask yourself when your marriage starts to have problems. Statistics have shown that women who have encountered gay men romantically in the past are the most likely to repeat this mistake in future relationships. If you answered yes, you should ask yourself whether you?re honestly looking for a man or just a shopping companion. Is sharing gossip more important to you than raising children? Ultimately, it?s a question of getting your priorities straight!

[Craigieboy]

[admin edit]

[Sterling Archer]

[admin edit]

 

You scored 12/15 didn't you

[mutley]

What the hell did you type into Google to get that?

[Say What Again]

Guilty of 1, 7, & 14

 

Especially 14: Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone?

 

[Sterling Archer]

What the hell did you type into Google to get that?

 

 

Got it from another forum.

[Say What Again]

Got it from another forum.

www.bumloving.com?

[Sterling Archer]

www.bumloving.com?

 

 

www.justrelaxyoumayfeelasmallprick.org

[Chris Benoit]

1, 4, 7 & 11

 

Better go tell my wife she's a fag hag

[Vlad-Stupid]

homosexuality can appear later in life when men crave some escape from the monotony of careers and home life

Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse

 

 

4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home

Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. - So if you're not a mink you're a fag?!

 

5) Gym membership but no interest in sports

Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. They like to work out their bodies without the competition of sports play. Afterward, they use the showers and steam rooms to engage in sexual activity beyond the prying eyes of women. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.

 

6) Clothes that are too tight and too ?trendy?

Gay men don?t need words to communicate their availability for sex ?hook ups.? They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror or if he wears an inordinate number of small-sized t-shirts, it is probably worthwhile to pay more attention to his private activities.

 

 

12) Love of pop culture

It?s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.

14) Sudden heavy drinking

Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?

 

Only in America could bible bashers achieve this level of spackability

[Sterling Archer]

Only in America could bible bashers achieve this level of spackability

 

 

I've got a feeling this might be schtick.

 

Stephenson Billings

About The Author

Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: [email protected] !

 

[Vlad-Stupid]

 

 

 

"Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!" = closet homosexicle or a child molester

[alwaysthereinspirit]

From Christwire.org

 

Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them? Are you having intimacy issues? Are you suspicious about your husband?s late night activities? Or are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family at risk? Don?t tell yourself that you?re simply being paranoid without taking a closer look!

 

Homosexuality can pop up at any time during a long-term relationship. Your spouse may have been experimenting with the ?gay? lifestyle even before you met. Maybe he?s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world. For these types, the shame of being ?outed? is so great that they will go to extremes to hide their lustful activities, even tricking a woman to marry them to appear normal in society. Sometimes it?s the nervous family who has rushed a young man into marriage out of a fear that his secret will be exposed. For others, homosexuality can appear later in life when men crave some escape from the monotony of careers and home life. Same-sex experimentation is also connected to drug or alcohol abuse. Crystal meth and other narcotics are proven to lower inhibitions and to drive people to take incredible risks to feed their habits.

 

For the wife unsure about her husband?s proclivities, the most important thing is to first confirm your suspicions. Drawing on the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals, Christwire has put together a list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:

 

1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers

Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies he?s trying to hide something from you. Be on the lookout for a man who doesn?t want to web surf or answer phone calls in your presence. Texting is another favorite trick used by adulterers. For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.

 

2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way

When you?re out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men? Is he fond of winking at people? Does he get visibly upset when someone does not return a compliment about his physical appearance?

 

3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups

Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Does it ever seem as if he?s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?

 

4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home

Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?

 

5) Gym membership but no interest in sports

Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. They like to work out their bodies without the competition of sports play. Afterward, they use the showers and steam rooms to engage in sexual activity beyond the prying eyes of women. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.

 

6) Clothes that are too tight and too ?trendy?

Gay men don?t need words to communicate their availability for sex ?hook ups.? They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror or if he wears an inordinate number of small-sized t-shirts, it is probably worthwhile to pay more attention to his private activities.

 

7) Strange sexual demands

Fetishism is a sign that a man is seeking a harder thrill beyond the normal intimacy of heterosexual relations. The woman may not appeal to the deep desires that are coming to the surface as the marriage drags on. If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

 

8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films

Pornography is a dangerous element in any marriage but there are many Christians who feel watching it does add something to their sexual lives. If you have gone down this road and find that your man perks up at the sight of the men in these sorts of videos, you should be concerned. If he selects films because of specific male actors, this is an obvious sign that he is suffering from a crisis of ego and desire.

 

9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia

Some husbands will spend a great deal of money traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions. Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he?s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?

 

10) Too many friendly young male friends

Someone who makes an extra effort to surround themselves with younger men should raise concerns in any community. If this is the case with your husband, ask yourself if he prefers their company to that of women. Do they touch each other or embrace in long hugs? Do they exchange expensive, personal gifts like scarves or cologne?

 

11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends

A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has ?let his hair down? and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one?s hands.

 

12) Love of pop culture

It?s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.

 

13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public

Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he?s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks? He may be craving physical affirmation from other men and desperately looking for hints of shared desires in those around him.

 

14) Sudden heavy drinking

Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?

 

15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?

This is an important question to ask yourself when your marriage starts to have problems. Statistics have shown that women who have encountered gay men romantically in the past are the most likely to repeat this mistake in future relationships. If you answered yes, you should ask yourself whether you?re honestly looking for a man or just a shopping companion. Is sharing gossip more important to you than raising children? Ultimately, it?s a question of getting your priorities straight!

 

 

I'm gonna thank G-d for that. I was so nervous when I opened this thread that I would find out that I'm gay. Thankfully only 11 of them were me. Phew.

[topcat]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2010/08/satirical-christian-site-hoodwinks-the-huffington-post/23306/

[topcat]

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law

[Chris Benoit]

"Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!" = closet homosexicle or a child molester

 

 

[Sterling Archer]

There's fun to be had here considering the guy posted his email address.

[The People's Chimp]

There's fun to be had here considering the guy posted his email address.

 

Have you just completely missed TC's posts?

[Sterling Archer]

Have you just completely missed TC's posts?

 

Yes, totally. Links wouldn't open in work. Just opened it on my phone.

 

 

 

 

[i8hibsh]

The good book says we should stone them to death!

 

who can argue with a book that has 'good' in it

[chrishall]

My flat mate is gay yet shows none of these qualities quoted....

[redm]

Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?

Maybe I'm being a bit naive here but...er...cigarettes and gel??

[Guest Bilel Mohsni]

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Maybe I'm being a bit naive here but...er...cigarettes and gel??

 

<(You're such a prude doll...)

[ToYouToMe]

[admin edit]

[alwaysthereinspirit]

[admin edit]

 

 

If a few of the other religious sects were a little less easily offended half the crap going on right now in the world wouldn't be.

"oh you drew a cartoon of what may or may not be allah/muhamed. Death to you"

[Chris Benoit]

Tibetan Monks are often perverts with an unhealthy outlook and a weird, almost creepy interest in everyone else's sex lives.

 

[admin edit]

[Guest Bilel Mohsni]

Thank **** god doesn't actually exist...

[ToYouToMe]

If a few of the other religious sects were a little less easily offended half the crap going on right now in the world wouldn't be.

"oh you drew a cartoon of what may or may not be allah/muhamed. Death to you"

 

I did not say I was offended. I could not care less about ridiculous childish comments like that but my point is that it could be considered to be a highly offensive comment, which if made about any other social group would be considered to be out of order.

[Commander Harris]

some people so desperate to have their prejudices reinforced that they can't see past an obvious parody.

[alwaysthereinspirit]

I did not say I was offended. I could not care less about ridiculous childish comments like that but my point is that it could be considered to be a highly offensive comment, which if made about any other social group would be considered to be out of order.

 

I didn't say you were offended. You said it was offensive. How would you know its offensive if you're not offended?

[shaun.lawson]

some people so desperate to have their prejudices reinforced that they can't see past an obvious parody.

 

It took a fair amount of time, but we finally got there. The article in the OP is a wind-up of which the most illustrious anglers on this site would've been very proud.

[ToYouToMe]

I didn't say you were offended. You said it was offensive. How would you know its offensive if you're not offended?

 

Because I know plenty of Christians who would find that offensive, they are offended at less. I have a higher tolerance level i guess.

 

[admin edit]

[alwaysthereinspirit]

Because I know plenty of Christians who would find that offensive, they are offended at less. I have a higher tolerance level i guess.

 

[admin edit]

 

 

Whoosh. Heads up.

[JKBMod 7]

[admin edit]

 

If you think a post has broken one of the board rules, the correct procedure is to report it. Please do so and the moderating team will take the appropriate action.

 

Cheers.

[Vlad-Stupid]

Because I know plenty of Christians who would find that offensive, they are offended at less. I have a higher tolerance level i guess.

 

[admin edit]

 

Because all comments have been accurate and truthful. Cheers.

[Beverley]

thats hilarious

just sent it to my best mate (yes he's gay) on the back of an email where he shared this link

 

http://christwire.org/2011/06/14-outrageous-secrets-that-a-homosexual-will-never-tell-you/

 

the lads will love it!

[ToYouToMe]

If you think a post has broken one of the board rules, the correct procedure is to report it. Please do so and the moderating team will take the appropriate action.

 

Cheers.

 

[admin edit]

[I P Knightley]

I didn't say you were offended. You said it was offensive. How would you know its offensive if you're not offended?

 

 

Do you seriously think that it's not possible to identify something as offensive without personally being offended.

 

For instance, I am able bodied but I know that a certain "metalwork classes" joke is offensive to many people with prosthetic limbs.

[alwaysthereinspirit]

Do you seriously think that it's not possible to identify something as offensive without personally being offended.

 

For instance, I am able bodied but I know that a certain "metalwork classes" joke is offensive to many people with prosthetic limbs.

 

 

I dont know that I've heard that one. Lets be hearing it. I promise not to be offended.

[FWJ]

[admin edit]

Religion is a choice. A bit like choosing to support Hibs or the OF. You should see what some say about them......

[i8hibsh]

Religion is a choice. A bit like choosing to support Hibs or the OF. You should see what some say about them......

 

 

Religion gets off lightly. It should be subject to far more abuse than it gets.

[Eldar Hadzimehmedovic]

Yes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, sorry, didn't see the link...

[I.J]

10 out of 15 for me, and only the "sudden" part of the heavy drinking part stops it from being 11.

 

Right, who's for a pumping?

[Guest Just Came To Say Kello]

10 out of 15 for me, and only the "sudden" part of the heavy drinking part stops it from being 11.

 

Right, who's for a pumping?

 

I'll take a PM.

[topcat]

Because I know plenty of Christians who would find that offensive, they are offended at less. I have a higher tolerance level i guess.

 

[admin edit]

 

If there's one thing Christians are famous for it's the inability to forgive people and refusal to turn the other cheek.

 

Oh hold on...

[I.J]

I'll take a PM.

 

****** pic sent.

[...a bit disco]

thats hilarious

just sent it to my best mate (yes he's gay) on the back of an email where he shared this link

 

http://christwire.or...never-tell-you/

 

the lads will love it!

Christ Almighty!

 

 

What is Section G coming to?!!!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Tibetan Monks are often perverts with an unhealthy outlook and a weird, almost creepy interest in everyone else's sex lives.

 

 

Put it to the test scottfras

 

 

Muslims are often terrorists with an unhealthy outlook and a weird,almost creepy interest in everyone else's sex lives.

[Chris Benoit]

Muslims are often terrorists with an unhealthy outlook and a weird,almost creepy interest in everyone else's sex lives.

 

 

Mormons are often child molesters with an unhealthy outlook and a weird, almost creepy interest in everyone else's sex lives.

 

 

 

I like this game

[...a bit disco]

Mormons are often child molesters with an unhealthy outlook and a weird, almost creepy interest in everyone else's sex lives.

 

 

 

I like this game

 

Jehovahs Witnesses are often gang rapers with an unhealthy outlook and a weird, almost creepy interest in everyone else's sex lives.