Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Had her for 11 years now so getting a bit bored (shoulda got a dog TBH). Will take a WHL ticket for official HMFC section. Answers to the name of Kay, can sing the Hearts Song well and is decent on karaoke (mostly Queen). Own teeth and no worms or fleas and is house trained. Well mannered and can iron/hoover/do dishes and makes a mean tea/coffee. Has only seen us lose twice in about 30 games so is reasonable as a good luck mascot. Downside is she hardly shuts up and is crap at keeping her room tidy but a few good beatings may sort that out. GENUINE OFFERS ONLY PS. This is not an invite for CT to send me a friend request on Facebook! PPS. Before the moral morons get on their high-horses this is just a spoof altho I will take the offer of a ticket tho, cash mind you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Has the wife seen this,or your daughter? Methinks you could be in big bovva! Good luck getting a swap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Has the wife seen this,or your daughter? Methinks you could be in big bovva! Good luck getting a swap! Leave them to me, I'll smooth it over with the mrs and tell Kay shes going on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Had her for 11 years now so getting a bit bored (shoulda got a dog TBH). Will take a WHL ticket for official HMFC section. Answers to the name of Kay, can sing the Hearts Song well and is decent on karaoke (mostly Queen). Own teeth and no worms or fleas and is house trained. Well mannered and can iron/hoover/do dishes and makes a mean tea/coffee. Has only seen us lose twice in about 30 games so is reasonable as a good luck mascot. Downside is she hardly shuts up and is crap at keeping her room tidy but a few good beatings may sort that out. GENUINE OFFERS ONLY PS. This is not an invite for CT to send me a friend request on Facebook! PPS. Before the moral morons get on their high-horses this is just a spoof altho I will take the offer of a ticket tho, cash mind you! So lets get this right. You want someone to give you a ticket, and in return he gets to look after a girl who is just about to turn into a stroppy diva bitch for the next 6 years. Sorry.....I'm out............. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 So lets get this right. You want someone to give you a ticket, and in return he gets to look after a girl who is just about to turn into a stroppy diva bitch for the next 6 years. Sorry.....I'm out............. :rolleyes: She went thro that stage between 6 and 9, well-adjusted now, honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Had her for 11 years now so getting a bit bored (shoulda got a dog TBH). Will take a WHL ticket for official HMFC section. Answers to the name of Kay, can sing the Hearts Song well and is decent on karaoke (mostly Queen). Own teeth and no worms or fleas and is house trained. Well mannered and can iron/hoover/do dishes and makes a mean tea/coffee. Has only seen us lose twice in about 30 games so is reasonable as a good luck mascot. Downside is she hardly shuts up and is crap at keeping her room tidy but a few good beatings may sort that out. GENUINE OFFERS ONLY PS. This is not an invite for CT to send me a friend request on Facebook! PPS. Before the moral morons get on their high-horses this is just a spoof altho I will take the offer of a ticket tho, cash mind you! Brilliant mate!! :lol: I'm sure Kay will be well impressed ha ha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Will now chuck in Family Allowance as an incentive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Hey BJ, here's a wee pic of mine to get you in the mood mate, don't say I'm not good to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Hey BJ, here's a wee pic of mine to get you in the mood mate, don't say I'm not good to you Thanks for that - all you need is the barcode. I've printed this off and will be at WHL nice and early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Hey BJ, here's a wee pic of mine to get you in the mood mate, don't say I'm not good to you Note to Mods, I am calling John a **** in a good natured fashion (thro gritted teeth tho). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Thanks for that - all you need is the barcode. I've printed this off and will be at WHL nice and early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 She went thro that stage between 6 and 9, well-adjusted now, honest! That was just the pre-season warm up mate.....trust me.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Thanks for that - all you need is the barcode. I've printed this off and will be at WHL nice and early. Not surprised I wasn't the only one to think of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 And I suppose she likes Frankie & Bennie's and being treated to a swimming or cinema once in a while. Far too expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 That was just the pre-season warm up mate.....trust me.......... Stop putting people off FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 And I suppose she likes Frankie & Bennie's and being treated to a swimming or cinema once in a while. Far too expensive. Tbf, I know some guys you could sell her on to to make a decent profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Stop putting people off FFS! Maybe if you speak nicely to me, I'll see what I can do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 And I suppose she likes Frankie & Bennie's and being treated to a swimming or cinema once in a while. Far too expensive. Only swimming, you swithering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Maybe if you speak nicely to me, I'll see what I can do! Fancy a blow job? That nice enough? Not from Kay I hasten to add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Tbf, I know some guys you could sell her on to to make a decent profit Do they have tickets tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Fancy a blow job? That nice enough? Not from Kay I hasten to add I gathered that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Child Tax Credits chucked in as well now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfie Conn Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Might take you up on the offer and convert her to a Yiddette. Save her from a lifetime of misery of supporting an SPL team....... ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Hey BJ, here's a wee pic of mine to get you in the mood mate, don't say I'm not good to you Shan 1970's worktop IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Thanks for that - all you need is the barcode. I've printed this off and will be at WHL nice and early. Ah, but not all of the adult barcode is showing (or am I being naive here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Shan 1970's worktop IMO. It was taken in the chippy on their seats when I was waiting on my chicken kebab being cooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Might take you up on the offer and convert her to a Yiddette. Save her from a lifetime of misery of supporting an SPL team....... ;-) Behave you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 It was taken in the chippy on their seats when I was waiting on my chicken kebab being cooked Ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I'll sell you mine for ?100,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Might take you up on the offer and convert her to a Yiddette. Save her from a lifetime of misery of supporting an SPL team....... ;-) Nice one Alfie, she could send us up a new 42" plasma, your a star mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Nice one Alfie, she could send us up a new 42" plasma, your a star mate. Did I mention that I now have a ticket for WHL BJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Did I mention that I now have a ticket for WHL BJ? I think you have, on several threads tosser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Did I mention that I now have a ticket for WHL BJ? Know what's funny mate? So do I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Loving this thread, BJ, you should be more of a loyal fan mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Loving this thread, BJ, you should be more of a loyal fan mate Yes, like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Know what's funny mate? So do I. This smiley was made for the fans who have an away ticket for WHL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Should also add that shes very low to maintain, Breakfast-Cereal Lunch-2 slice bread with pink meat (any pink meat) Dinner-Pot Noodle with 2 slice of bread unless your doing mince n tatties or a roast dinner Supper-Dry cereal????? Most expensive meal is a pie and hot chocolate at Tynie Built like a racing snake she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Can you take her one week a month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Can you take her one week a month? No probs Dwayne, got a spare ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 No probs Dwayne, got a spare ticket? I *might*. Keep checking this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 I *might*. Keep checking this thread. What a guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I *might*. Keep checking this thread. Did you get your ton from Roussets shorts yet? I've asked him for his sort code and account number so I can notify my bank that he's sending the payment, also took his CC details in case he wanted to make payment that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Did you get your ton from Roussets shorts yet? I've asked him for his sort code and account number so I can notify my bank that he's sending the payment, also took his CC details in case he wanted to make payment that way. Get in line, Chester. He owes about a grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Get in line, Chester. He owes about a grand. Ahem, I was first to accept the bet, so get behind me nephew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Hey BJ, here's a wee pic of mine to get you in the mood mate, don't say I'm not good to you Superb John ... ?18 for your ticket, thats a bargain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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