Yoda Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'm sorry to report that trouble has broken out in Edinburgh, I understand that a large group has broken into the Hibs trophy room and have stolen a green carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'm sorry to report that trouble has broken out in Edinburgh, I understand that a large group has broken into the Hibs trophy room and have stolen a green carpet. Oh my dear god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_HMFC1874 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Oh my. Stay clear of JKB for a while mate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glads army Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Awe nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, what next? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAS leave the cobwebs fi there trophy cabinet 1902 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swavkav Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 i heard riots in leith where because the dss closed down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williegibsoncheek Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 its ok they caught the lads that done it easy collar the busys said seen the thieves crawling wi lice an crabs and apparently stinkin ay pish an shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboray Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 The damage caused at fester road has been estimated at ?4.43. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Absolutely pish patter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Absolutely pish patter Agree. Have seen similar on fb too. Terrible Only excusable if the op is still at primary school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneMarooney Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 its ok they caught the lads that done it easy collar the busys said seen the thieves crawling wi lice an crabs and apparently stinkin ay pish an shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneMarooney Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Absolutely pish patter This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Shan patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 In all seriousness, there are plans being put in motion for riots in Edinburgh. Extra Police are being put on over the next 4 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'm sorry to report that trouble has broken out in Edinburgh, I understand that a large group has broken into the Hibs trophy room and have stolen a green carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Worst thread for weeks (weeks which have included numerous skacel 'is he signed?!?!?!?' and 'black needs to go-he's been sent off too many times!!!1!1!' even though it was his first red card) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Agree. Have seen similar on fb too. Terrible Only excusable if the op is still at primary school oooo im so mature its tewwible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshp Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 That's a new one mate.. :Vlad-Stupid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Not the best of threads this is. Try again another day the OP should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 The damage caused at fester road has been estimated at ?4.43. Loving your avatar of Hartley,wonder were you got that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Large group at Fester Rd?!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 I liked it - don't listen to the critics Yoda, they're like pundits who rip into managers but don't have the balls to step up themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Not the best of threads this is. Try again another day the OP should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 I liked it - don't listen to the critics Yoda, they're like pundits who rip into managers but don't have the balls to step up themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJenkins Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 I dont think the OP is funny, far from it but some of the reactions on this are far worse to read! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 At least when I had a 'mare like this i returned in a blaze of glory to save it. You'll need a cracker to save this though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 A Hibs fan is driving to an away match, when he's pulled over by the police. The policeman asks if he's been drinking and he denies this. 'I'm going to have to get you to blow into the breathalyser', says the policeman. At this point, the Hibby pulls out a card from his wallet, which reads, 'Asthmatic - cannot give breath sample'. 'OK' the policeman says, 'I'll need to take a blood sample'. At this point the driver produces another card reading 'Haemophiliac - cannot give blood samples'. Exasperated, the policeman says, 'OK, I'll need a urine sample'. At this point the driver pulls another card from his wallet: 'Hibernian supporter - please don't take the pish'. I think I've saved the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 A Hibs fan is driving to an away match, when he's pulled over by the police. The policeman asks if he's been drinking and he denies this. 'I'm going to have to get you to blow into the breathalyser', says the policeman. At this point, the Hibby pulls out a card from his wallet, which reads, 'Asthmatic - cannot give breath sample'. 'OK' the policeman says, 'I'll need to take a blood sample'. At this point the driver produces another card reading 'Haemophiliac - cannot give blood samples'. Exasperated, the policeman says, 'OK, I'll need a urine sample'. At this point the driver pulls another card from his wallet: 'Hibernian supporter - please don't take the pish'. I think I've saved the thread. Funny, that was my thread saver i was talking about in a previous post. Glad you enjoyed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 A Hibs fan is driving to an away match, when he's pulled over by the police. The policeman asks if he's been drinking and he denies this. 'I'm going to have to get you to blow into the breathalyser', says the policeman. At this point, the Hibby pulls out a card from his wallet, which reads, 'Asthmatic - cannot give breath sample'. 'OK' the policeman says, 'I'll need to take a blood sample'. At this point the driver produces another card reading 'Haemophiliac - cannot give blood samples'. Exasperated, the policeman says, 'OK, I'll need a urine sample'. At this point the driver pulls another card from his wallet: 'Hibernian supporter - please don't take the pish'. I think I've saved the thread. Preferred the OP's joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgieheart Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 In all seriousness, there are plans being put in motion for riots in Edinburgh. Extra Police are being put on over the next 4 days. Sorry, but you are talking P*sh ! And yes i am ITK, and no im not a Hobo ! Now toddle off back to the soft play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Sorry, but you are talking P*sh ! And yes i am ITK, and no im not a Hobo ! Now toddle off back to the soft play Hey are you the cops man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Sorry, but you are talking P*sh ! And yes i am ITK, and no im not a Hobo ! Now toddle off back to the soft play You should maybe ask your sargent or pay more attention at briefing. Or maybe you just haven't been told. It's very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 I'm sorry to report that trouble has broken out in Edinburgh, I understand that a large group has broken into the Hibs trophy room and have stolen a green carpet. 1971 has just called me. They want their joke back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean of maroon Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 1971 has just called me. They want their joke back 1902 called ME, they said they wanted a worthy winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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