iscoredatEEP Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 the Hearts Stereotypical XI who would you put in? Goalkeeper- Well loved by fans but a real flapper. Right Back- Would tackle a brick wall for the cause but couldn't trap a bag of cement. Centre Half- Headered the ball further than most players could kick it. Centre Half- Thought he was Beckenbauer but played like Becker(Boris) Left back- Had a right leg for standing on. Winger- quickest player ever at the Club. Centre-Midfield- a player who could run for ever but was a powder puff when on the ball. Centre-Midfield- Mr Skill. Winger- Mr Headless Chicken. Striker- Best ever goal scorer at the Club not necessarily in the number of goals but in taking chances. Striker- Mr Flattered to deceive. The bench. Mr Wooden Derriere- the most appearances on the bench. The Rescuer- supersub. Mr Nearly Fit- the guy who was good for 20 minutes. Mr Aw-Naw- everyone groaned when they saw him stripping off to come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 the Hearts Stereotypical XI who would you put in? Goalkeeper- Well loved by fans but a real flapper. Right Back- Robbie Neilson Centre Half- Headered the ball further than most players could kick it. Centre Half- Thought he was Beckenbauer but played like Becker(Boris) Left back- Had a right leg for standing on. Winger- Mirsad Beslija Centre-Midfield- a player who could run for ever but was a powder puff when on the ball. Centre-Midfield- Mr Skill. Winger- Mr Headless Chicken. Striker- Best ever goal scorer at the Club not necessarily in the number of goals but in taking chances. Striker- Pinilla The bench. Mr Wooden Derriere- the most appearances on the bench. The Rescuer- supersub. Mr Nearly Fit- the guy who was good for 20 minutes. Mr Aw-Naw- David Obua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Sounds like a stereotypical football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Sounds like a stereotypical football team. Congratulations on being the 1st Hearts supporter on this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Congratulations on being the 1st Hearts supporter on this thread! Pretty much what I though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 More fun to do a stereotypical Hibs team, which would have to include... Stack (better not say) Stanton (incontinent alky) Pat McGinley (stalker) Riordan (barred from most pubs in his home town) O'Connor (better not say) Martin Scott (thug) Junior Agogo (better not say) this is fun - who else is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Jambo Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 the Hearts Stereotypical XI who would you put in? Goalkeeper- Well loved by fans but a real flapper. - Tepi Moilinen Right Back- Would tackle a brick wall for the cause but couldn't trap a bag of cement. - Barassa Centre Half- Headered the ball further than most players could kick it. - Bouzid Centre Half- Thought he was Beckenbauer but played like Becker(Boris) - Dave McPherson Left back- Had a right leg for standing on. - Jamie McAllister Winger- quickest player ever at the Club. - Neil McCann Centre-Midfield- a player who could run for ever but was a powder puff when on the ball. - Neil McFarlane Centre-Midfield- Mr Skill. - Rudi Winger- Mr Headless Chicken. - Kevin Twaddle Striker- Best ever goal scorer at the Club not necessarily in the number of goals but in taking chances.Jankauskis/DeVreis Striker- Mr Flattered to deceive. - Posspisil The bench. Mr Wooden Derriere- the most appearances on the bench. The Rescuer- supersub.- Graham Weir Mr Nearly Fit- the guy who was good for 20 minutes. - Mr Aw-Naw- everyone groaned when they saw him stripping off to come on. - Glen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 the Hearts Stereotypical XI who would you put in? Goalkeeper- Well loved by fans but a real flapper. Henry - though was far from a flapper Right Back- Would tackle a brick wall for the cause but couldn't trap a bag of cement. Wattie Centre Half- Headered the ball further than most players could kick it. Hogg Centre Half- Thought he was Beckenbauer but played like Becker(Boris) Sandison Left back- Had a right leg for standing on. Tosh Winger- quickest player ever at the Club. Beslija Centre-Midfield- a player who could run for ever but was a powder puff when on the ball. Wright Centre-Midfield- Mr Skill. Jim Bett Winger- Mr Headless Chicken. Hagen Striker- Best ever goal scorer at the Club not necessarily in the number of goals but in taking chances. Robbo - on goals scored and chances taken! Striker- Mr Flattered to deceive. Musemic The bench. Mr Wooden Derriere- the most appearances on the bench. Grant Murray The Rescuer- supersub. Fozzie Mr Nearly Fit- the guy who was good for 20 minutes. Lockie! Mr Aw-Naw- everyone groaned when they saw him stripping off to come on. Jenkinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Congratulations on being the 1st Hearts supporter on this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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