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Why I could never be Jewish


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Currently munching on one of these beauties, with two more to follow.

 

Gods greatest gift to man, the bacon roll :thumbsup:

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Vlad-Stupid

:keys:

 

Next you'll be saying you prefer Burger King to McDonalds

 

:lol:

 

Burgerkings are ******* rank :lol:

 

McDonalds > Burgerking > Eating a jobbie > KFC thumbsup.gif

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you can be jewish and eat bacon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you just wouldn't be a very good jew.

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Creepy Lurker

Bacon is amazing. Currently munching on a chicken breast stuffed with garlic and herb Philadelphia Light with 2 bacon rashers wrapped around it and some steamed veg.

 

Come at me, Kickback.

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Vlad-Stupid

Cheese and Strawberry jam piece. :thumbsup:

 

The greatest sandwich combination of all time IMOthumbsup.gif

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I have Jewish friends and they all love bacon. They never buy it, and would never have it in their home, but if they're out somewhere and bacon is available, they scarf it down like there's no tomorrow.

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I'm pretty sure Leviticus in the bible states you can't eat owls or otters as well.

 

It's tough being jewish.

 

Oh, and shellfish as well.

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Snake Plissken

It's the having your penis mutilated that puts this poster off of Judaism.

 

That and the fact it's all bollocks anyway...

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Sterling Archer

It's the having your penis mutilated that puts this poster off of Judaism.

 

That and the fact it's all bollocks anyway...

 

For me its the big nose and people thinking you're tight.

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

I have Jewish friends and they all love bacon. They never buy it, and would never have it in their home, but if they're out somewhere and bacon is available, they scarf it down like there's no tomorrow.

 

I've never knowingly met a Jewish person.

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Governor Tarkin

As an attention seeking, tree hugging, pain in the erse vegetarian, I can honestly say that bacon will break me at some point. There's just no denying it, bacon is effing amazing. The king of meats.

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The greatest sandwich combination of all time IMOthumbsup.gif

 

 

 

 

 

only with a slice of ham & a mugt of sweet tea :)

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PsychocAndy

I'm pretty sure Leviticus in the bible states you can't eat owls or otters as well.

 

It's tough being jewish.

 

Oh, and shellfish as well.

So is that the tw@t* who had me eating fish fingers on a Friday for the first 7 years of my life.

Anyway Bacon rolls, the Jews don't eat them, the Muslims don't eat them and the veggies and vegans. More for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I know my mum had her part to play in it.

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shaun.lawson

I'm Jewish. And I take its customs and traditions so seriously that, no word of a lie, when I was 13, I sat revising the "how to make meat kosher" section of my Jewish RE course while eating a bacon sandwich. :thumbsup:

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I'm Jewish. And I take its customs and traditions so seriously that, no word of a lie, when I was 13, I sat revising the "how to make meat kosher" section of my Jewish RE course while eating a bacon sandwich. :thumbsup:

 

You've not got a very Jewish name. Can you change it to Isaac please?

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shaun.lawson

You've not got a very Jewish name. Can you change it to Isaac please?

 

:D

 

I'm afraid not. My parents did almost call me Simon though, for some reason. :blink:

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