Jamdub Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Dear Sleazeball Cameron and the Millionaire Cabinet, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them ?1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy ?100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ...... and there's your money back in duty/tax etc 6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy *******s to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down. It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. Grumpies of the World Unite Also???.. Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay ?600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. Think about this, you never know.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Do you not agree with rehabilitation in prisons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andi17 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Dear Sleazeball Cameron and the Millionaire Cabinet, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them ?1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy ?100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ...... and there's your money back in duty/tax etc 6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy *******s to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down. It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. Grumpies of the World Unite Also???.. Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay ?600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. Think about this, you never know.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Luck Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 :really: How does that fix the muslamic extremists and the perverts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigSN1 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 And how exactly do we replace all the 50 year old+ with specialised skills learned over many years of working in their choosen career? Whether this is surgeons, lawyers, nurses, engineers or farmers these people have experience that you cannot learn from a textbook. You say that people over fifty should spend that money on such things as sending their kids onto further education, the average age for fathering a child is around 32, so what do we do with the 20-somethings who would already be employed, send them back to school? They should spend ?100 a week on tabacco and alcohol? Im sure the NHS bill will LOVE that. Leave criminals unsupervised? Sorry, but whether you rant is tounge in cheek or not, its ******* daft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Sorry, but whether you rant is tounge in cheek or not, its ******* daft. It was super serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi Skacel Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Ill take CraigSN1's ?1 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 This has 'Facebook Campaign' written all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigSN1 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 It was super serious. Sadly theres part of me that believes some people will atually think this is a good idea, most of them will be oer 50 mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andi17 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 You better believe it . On a serious note the second part shows how we value our old people some who fought in wars for our freedom against the rights of murderers,rapists and peedos after all lets not forget their rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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