cardboardcutout Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 As vlad allegedly stated some time ago he saw the future for hearts as a team who invested heavily in youth development with a view to selling them on for a big profit after a couple of good seasons! With the team seemingly incapable of getting over the line for third place and jj stating weeks ago he would like to give the youngsters a game once we had achieved third, do you think vlad has realised he will not be able to showcase any of them and thus not make much/any money on the players we really need to sell! Allied to the disastrous season its been for wallace and driver who would certainly have been sold for big money if they had played well! Maybe he's skint!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 As vlad allegedly stated some time ago he saw the future for hearts as a team who invested heavily in youth development with a view to selling them on for a big profit after a couple of good seasons! With the team seemingly incapable of getting over the line for third place and jj stating weeks ago he would like to give the youngsters a game once we had achieved third, do you think vlad has realised he will not be able to showcase any of them and thus not make much/any money on the players we really need to sell! Allied to the disastrous season its been for wallace and driver who would certainly have been sold for big money if they had played well! Maybe he's skint!! It's a lot more simple than that. He's only Mad Vlad, because Vlad, well, rhymes with mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wright1989 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Deary me. Vlad skint LOLZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Maybe. And maybe he stubbed his toe getting out the bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 As vlad allegedly stated some time ago he saw the future for hearts as a team who invested heavily in youth development with a view to selling them on for a big profit after a couple of good seasons! With the team seemingly incapable of getting over the line for third place and jj stating weeks ago he would like to give the youngsters a game once we had achieved third, do you think vlad has realised he will not be able to showcase any of them and thus not make much/any money on the players we really need to sell! Allied to the disastrous season its been for wallace and driver who would certainly have been sold for big money if they had played well! Maybe he's skint!! As soon as he said we were going to win the champions league i knew he wasn't the full kitkat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 As vlad allegedly stated some time ago he saw the future for hearts as a team who invested heavily in youth development with a view to selling them on for a big profit after a couple of good seasons! With the team seemingly incapable of getting over the line for third place and jj stating weeks ago he would like to give the youngsters a game once we had achieved third, do you think vlad has realised he will not be able to showcase any of them and thus not make much/any money on the players we really need to sell! Allied to the disastrous season its been for wallace and driver who would certainly have been sold for big money if they had played well! Maybe he's skint!! Skint!!! http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2011/02/27/hearts-owner-vladimir-romanov-buys-17m-jet-86908-22953742/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italian Lambretta Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Because his wife has now taken a vow of Celibacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside1874 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 No one has heard anything from him for ages but he still seems to be up to all sorts and picking teams. Going of his rocker and sacking JJ. Deary me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ?The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ? pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ? it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.? Far from the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside1874 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ?The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ? pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ? it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.? Far from the truth? brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMDV Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Skint!!! http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2011/02/27/hearts-owner-vladimir-romanov-buys-17m-jet-86908-22953742/ Ocean finance are hoping he keeps up repayments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ?The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ? pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ? it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.? Far from the truth? Outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ?The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ? pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ? it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.? Far from the truth? Cheers for that. My throat is now pulsating with pain from laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 It's a lot more simple than that. He's only Mad Vlad, because Vlad, well, rhymes with mad. I think that Mad, Bad, Vlad from Islamabad has a nice ring to it. He should move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboruss Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Ocean finance are hoping he keeps up repayments I think you'll find that's WONGA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Oh my God, Vlad is Dr Evil in disguise! It's the only explanation! ?The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ? pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ? it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.? Far from the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djh83 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 ?The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ? pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ? it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.? Far from the truth? Austin Powers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorz Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Sounds like doctor evil speech from Austin powers...brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorz Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Austin Powers? Damn it...beaten to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybathgate Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 ive heard its to do with match fixing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Damn it...beaten to it I think you'll find that I said it first, but whatever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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