Boomstick Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Got out of the shower yesterday afternoon and strolled, bollock naked, through to the bedroom. We have quite a big window in the bedroom, which usually has the blind pulled down. Little did I know that the bird had opened the blind and the neighbours were enjoying the sunshine in their back garden, with their chairs facing right at the window. Old lady and 13 year old grand-daughter. I did a wee drop to the floor and crab-walked out the room. Bird found this hilarious. I'll never be able to exchange pleasantries over the fence again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 did they have binoculars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 That's how Fred West started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 "I think he's being ironic calling it a boomstick, granny" "Yes, more of a damp squib-twig, deary." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 The outcome of this is, it's a gorgeous day and I have the curtains in the living room drawn in case they see me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Deviant behaviour IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 The outcome of this is, it's a gorgeous day and I have the curtains in the living room drawn in case they see me. Every time they close their eyes they can see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 Every time they close their eyes they can see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 were you listening to this man when you did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 "Name?" "Boomstick" "And is this your first time signing the register, Mr Boomstick?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I was watching you too, you just didn't see me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Got out of the shower yesterday afternoon and strolled, bollock naked, through to the bedroom. We have quite a big window in the bedroom, which usually has the blind pulled down. Little did I know that the bird had opened the blind and the neighbours were enjoying the sunshine in their back garden, with their chairs facing right at the window. Old lady and 13 year old grand-daughter. I did a wee drop to the floor and crab-walked out the room. Bird found this hilarious. I'll never be able to exchange pleasantries over the fence again. Hope you werent standing to attention at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 Hope you werent standing to attention at the time. Wish I had been, would have given them something to see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nudster Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 My Neighbour across from me done the same thing a few weeks ago... not too shabby about 30 ish, keeps fit and a crackin figure.. Oh and female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Got out of the shower yesterday afternoon and strolled, bollock naked, through to the bedroom. We have quite a big window in the bedroom, which usually has the blind pulled down. Little did I know that the bird had opened the blind and the neighbours were enjoying the sunshine in their back garden, with their chairs facing right at the window. Old lady and 13 year old grand-daughter. I did a wee drop to the floor and crab-walked out the room. Bird found this hilarious. I'll never be able to exchange pleasantries over the fence again. any pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Did something similar once. I used to have an exercise bike that was used once in a blue moon. Anyway, one time I went at it for a while and stripped off afterwards to jump in the shower. I went into the kitchen to get some towels, spotting one on the window ledge. As I approached I wondered what the difference in height was between ledge to tackle and thought I'd better crouch down to avoid flashing anyone. As I lowered my body, I obviously put pressure on my thighs. The same thighs that had just been hammered on the workout. Both my thighs spasmed with the extra pressure and collapsed, laying there on the floor: a naked, sweaty, puddled shell of my former self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 did a wee drop to the floor and crab-walked out the room. like this? (minus the nightie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Did something similar once. I used to have an exercise bike that was used once in a blue moon. Anyway, one time I went at it for a while and stripped off afterwards to jump in the shower. I went into the kitchen to get some towels, spotting one on the window ledge. As I approached I wondered what the difference in height was between ledge to tackle and thought I'd better crouch down to avoid flashing anyone. As I lowered my body, I obviously put pressure on my thighs. The same thighs that had just been hammered on the workout. Both my thighs spasmed with the extra pressure and collapsed, laying there on the floor: a naked, sweaty, puddled shell of my former self. I like this story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 like this? (minus the nightie) Aye, but with bigger boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I do it all the time, though I purposely ask passersby the time while I slap it off both thighs with a simple flick of the hips. Like bees to the honey pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Got out of the shower yesterday afternoon and strolled, bollock naked, through to the bedroom. We have quite a big window in the bedroom, which usually has the blind pulled down. Little did I know that the bird had opened the blind and the neighbours were enjoying the sunshine in their back garden, with their chairs facing right at the window. Old lady and 13 year old grand-daughter. I did a wee drop to the floor and crab-walked out the room. Bird found this hilarious. I'll never be able to exchange pleasantries over the fence again. Any pictures? just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 An old man flashed at me in Burnt Island once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 An old man flashed at me in Burnt Island once Did you have a smoke on his cigar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 My towel has been know to drop when the window cleaner is carrying out their duties .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I've committed an indecent exposure and need to cover me arse thread IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I once had a Friday night out that ended up with a group of lads crashed out at a mate's flat. Hungover on Saturday morning, one of the guys decided (as he normally did in his own flat, overlooking the back green) to throw open the curtains while just wearing his shreddies. Mate's flat overlooked the street; a main road; a main road with a bus stop outside the flat, at which was stopped a bus with a good number of passengers on the upper deck almost all of whose whose attention was caught by the sudden movement of the curtains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 mate Rod came down to see me in London to collect his winnings from a crazy bet (when we were 15 I bet him a crate of whisky he couldn't find me when I was 30 (betwen my 30th and 31st birthdays) - I emigrated to London but one of my so called mates shopped me 6 months in to my exile) Not happy about giving him 12 bottles of whisky I made sure we hammered back a load of pints then a whole bottle.. My wife was not amused with the drunkeness, noise (plus I revealed that I had also bet I wouldn't be married by then and if I was he could **** my wife for all I cared, which amused her even less) Anyways about 5 in the morning it was getting light outside so I decided it was time for bed (my mate was conked out on the sofa by then). Not wanting to wake the missus I stripped off, got my clothes in a bundle and made for the stairs. Then I remember I'd left the curtain shut and that would have been another black mark. With the light still on (even though it was now daylight outside, I got to the window,balancing my clothes under my arm and pulled open the curtain, revealing myself in full spendour, with a lit backdrop, to my neighbour who was setting off to walk her dog. the last part of the bet was that I would be married to a someone who kept a nice garden and my mate, a keen cyclist would cycle round it. Needless to say when I got up I also had to explain away the state fo the flowerbeds.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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