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Matthew Le Tissier

Just watching Help i caught it abroad. Its centered round the hospital for tropical disaeses. Got me wondering what have u lot been bitten by at home or away on holiday? I will get the ball rolling with a centipede. Was in Crete 3 years ago in bed and woke up to find the wee bassa scutling away.

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I was bitten by a Wallaby while in the Whitsunday Islands, Queensland. Trying to feed Wallabies beer at 3am isnt wise.

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I was bit by an adder when camping about 10 years ago up North!! Stood on the thing while walking and it struck me on the ankle! I absolutely shat myself! Thought I was on the brink of death but nowt happened and I never even went to the hospital!

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Vlad-Stupid

I was bitten by a lass on the shoulder in Club Earth in Livingston. It didn't put me off and I can confirm GHP occured later. Had a hideous bruise for about a week but no infection :thumbsup:

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I was bittem by a Tim in a pagger about thirty years ago. Got a tetanus but I've no been right since.

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Bit odd but i was bitten by a Donkey.. ( feckin hurt too ) :verymad:

 

also by a spider on the number 26 bus on my way to work, no idea what kind, just seen the wee bugger scuttling away after it had bit my on my back.. I had no idea they could bite you and had to check out what would happen ( nowt is the answer, well unless you live in Aussie )

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I recently returned from a night out in Essex with a hickey.

 

Does that count?

 

Suppose that's not weird though, in fact I'd imagine it's a regular occurrence.

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Dave Spacey

A goose, the ###### were angry and started chasing me round the park. I was only wee at the time

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Trying to pump it? :ninja:

 

Worse than that I got my shorts pulled down when I was back on the beach so they could get the spine out!

 

Scarred for life :blink:

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Not the strangest thing to happen but the timing was odd. I got stung by a wasp playing football on a frosty Saturday in November a few years back.

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Not the strangest thing to happen but the timing was odd. I got stung by a wasp playing football on a frosty Saturday in November a few years back.

 

I have a similar one to that. Stung by a wasp at 3am.

 

The wee ###### had climbed in my bed sheets.

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A Boy Named Crow

A vegetarian. She told me she was going to do it, but I foolishly thought her beliefs would prevent her from carrying it out. You live and learn...

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PsychocAndy

The bairn bit me right on the nipple when she was about 5 months old. Hurt like fLick and I was wearing a tea shirt at the time and, unlike now, I never had moobs.

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I have a similar one to that. Stung by a wasp at 3am.

 

The wee ###### had climbed in my bed sheets.

 

I got stung on the arse by a bee which had managed to work it's way into my boxers from the washing line.

 

:lol:

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Drylaw Hearts

Not weird but I've had 3 nasty dog bites....

 

1) An Alsatian jump out and got a grip of my arm when I was about 7 years old :(

 

2) A nippy little Jack Russell seriously chewed both my ankles in a mates garden.

 

3) Another Alsatian bit my arse, ripped my brand new Zeus jeans and left me with a lovely scar.

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Gigolo-Aunt

Not weird but I've had 3 nasty dog bites....

 

1) An Alsatian jump out and got a grip of my arm when I was about 7 years old :(

 

2) A nippy little Jack Russell seriously chewed both my ankles in a mates garden.

 

3) Another Alsatian bit my arse, ripped my brand new Zeus jeans and left me with a lovely scar.

 

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I hope your Troop top survived.

 

Not heard "Zeus" in many a day.

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Drylaw Hearts

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I hope your Troop top survived.

 

Not heard "Zeus" in many a day.

 

I'm sure it was a Ball Game 'hoodie' I had on at the time.

 

Feck me....

 

What a tramp.

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Gigolo-Aunt

I'm sure it was a Ball Game 'hoodie' I had on at the time.

 

Feck me....

 

What a tramp.

 

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Ah they were the days, DH.

 

The Roses were on top of the world.

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Drylaw Hearts

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Ah they were the days, DH.

 

The Roses were on top of the world.

 

 

Simpler times GA, simpler times.

 

 

:thumbsup:

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