johnjl Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 When I grew up most fat people on tv and in real life seemed quite happy, jolly characters. Nowadays most porkers are sad and miserable types IMO. What happened from the seventies, eighties to now that made the lard asses so gloomy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 When I grew up most fat people on tv and in real life seemed quite happy, jolly characters. Nowadays most porkers are sad and miserable types IMO. What happened from the seventies, eighties to now that made the lard asses so gloomy ? They got out of breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 When I grew up most fat people on tv and in real life seemed quite happy, jolly characters. Nowadays most porkers are sad and miserable types IMO. What happened from the seventies, eighties to now that made the lard asses so gloomy ? There's just too many of them now. Obese nation, and all that. Plus the fatties now realise that fat means an early grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Fattys are the new ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 When I grew up most fat people on tv and in real life seemed quite happy, jolly characters. Nowadays most porkers are sad and miserable types IMO. What happened from the seventies, eighties to now that made the lard asses so gloomy ? Skinny people calling them lard a$$es hasn't helped. Porkers I'd imagine would be another one they'd hate. I have a "friend" who thinks he may be fat..................what advice could you give me................I mean him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 the fat people havent changed. you have. you were probably a lovely wee bairn who brought a smile to even the grumpiest tubster. now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 McDonald's stopped doing free refills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted April 15, 2011 Author Share Posted April 15, 2011 Skinny people calling them lard a$$es hasn't helped. Porkers I'd imagine would be another one they'd hate. I have a "friend" who thinks he may be fat..................what advice could you give me................I mean him. The only advice I could give your friend is- put a smile on your face it'll soon be teatime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted April 15, 2011 Author Share Posted April 15, 2011 the fat people havent changed. you have. you were probably a lovely wee bairn who brought a smile to even the grumpiest tubster. now... This could be a winning answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Shin Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Years ago it used to any hole's a goal , now folk are a bit more fussy.....resulting in no goal for the chubbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 it's not actually a fat issue. it's a case that there are very many more total roasters about these days. it stands that there are so many that there are bound to be lots of fat roasters, as well as non-fat roasters. roasters everywhere you look nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Fattys are the new ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cheever Loophole Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 When I grew up most fat people on tv and in real life seemed quite happy, jolly characters. Nowadays most porkers are sad and miserable types IMO. What happened from the seventies, eighties to now that made the lard asses so gloomy ? Some of us signed up to JKB.Need to go,I've got a pan o chips on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 It's because they have diabetes, heart problems and a reduced life-expectancy. I resent paying taxes to provide the health care that these gutsy barstewards require from age 45 onwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 When I grew up most fat people on tv and in real life seemed quite happy, jolly characters. Nowadays most porkers are sad and miserable types IMO. What happened from the seventies, eighties to now that made the lard asses so gloomy ? You are a Fatist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted April 15, 2011 Author Share Posted April 15, 2011 You are a Fatist You made that up. There is no such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 You made that up. There is no such thing. You were supposed to say "No, your fattest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted April 15, 2011 Author Share Posted April 15, 2011 You were supposed to say "No, your fattest" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboythree Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Me am happy , happy as **** :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Skinny people calling them lard a$$es hasn't helped. Porkers I'd imagine would be another one they'd hate. I have a "friend" who thinks he may be fat..................what advice could you give me................I mean him. Not the Nine O'Clock News! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairneyhill Jambo Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 My missus and I were in the East Port Bar in Dunfermline about 5pm today. A woman, about 30 stone in weight and in a Barbie pink jogging top and bottoms cycled past heading east. She didn't look very jolly. Neither did the bike. Everyone sitting at the window seats stopped talking for about 10 seconds as she struggled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Not the Nine O'Clock News! "My advice to you....I mean your friend' Awesome sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cheever Loophole Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 My missus and I were in the East Port Bar in Dunfermline about 5pm today. A woman, about 30 stone in weight and in a Barbie pink jogging top and bottoms cycled past heading east. She didn't look very jolly. Neither did the bike. Everyone sitting at the window seats stopped talking for about 10 seconds as she struggled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Changingman Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Years ago it used to any hole's a goal , now folk are a bit more fussy.....resulting in no goal for the chubbies Aye those were the days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Skinny people calling them lard a$$es hasn't helped. Porkers I'd imagine would be another one they'd hate. The politically correct term is Gravitationally Challenged. .....though I prefer to think of myself as voluptuous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Surely the question is: why aren't jolly people fat any more...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Surely the question is: why aren't jolly people fat any more...? Are there any jolly people at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 We all saw that Stephen Nolan documentary last week and we're a bit pissed off (that autopsy of an obese woman has put me off scrambled egg for life). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 When I grew up most fat people on tv and in real life seemed quite happy, jolly characters. Nowadays most porkers are sad and miserable types IMO. What happened from the seventies, eighties to now that made the lard asses so gloomy ? Haha, your right. They didn`t seem to give a donald years ago when they flapped those bingo wings about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted April 16, 2011 Author Share Posted April 16, 2011 Are there any jolly people at all? Harry hill is the personification of jolliness (sp?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 What happened from the seventies, eighties to now that made the lard asses so gloomy ? The newspapers, TV and skinny doctors keep telling them they're obese, about to have a heart attack, get cancer and die. No real reasons to be cheerful there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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